Balcony Shirts
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Shopkeepin’ it real. Posts by Scott.
You can order custom T-shirts and things online, here:
www.balconyshirts.co.uk
Or visit us:
52 Windsor St.
Uxbridge
UB8 1AB
Mon-Fri 9am-5pm
You can order custom T-shirts and things online, here:
www.balconyshirts.co.uk
Or visit us:
52 Windsor St.
Uxbridge
UB8 1AB
Mon-Fri 9am-5pm
@mrjamesob.bsky.social The Trigger's broom of modern art.
November 14, 2025 at 12:13 PM
@mrjamesob.bsky.social The Trigger's broom of modern art.
@mrjamesob.bsky.social Technically they said "No no no no no yes yes yes yes no".
November 14, 2025 at 10:16 AM
@mrjamesob.bsky.social Technically they said "No no no no no yes yes yes yes no".
You know how in the ‘60s Warhol said that in the future everyone would be famous for 15 minutes and he was basically correct, well I predict that in the future everyone will be Prime Minister of the UK for 15 minutes. Thanks.
November 13, 2025 at 7:11 PM
You know how in the ‘60s Warhol said that in the future everyone would be famous for 15 minutes and he was basically correct, well I predict that in the future everyone will be Prime Minister of the UK for 15 minutes. Thanks.
@mrjamesob.bsky.social Has Rory Stewart popped up today to tell us all to stop worrying about it and concentrate on more important things yet?
November 13, 2025 at 10:34 AM
@mrjamesob.bsky.social Has Rory Stewart popped up today to tell us all to stop worrying about it and concentrate on more important things yet?
It’s so depressing that an actual lucrative business model these days is to deliberately try to get up peoples noses and then film their reaction and put it on the internet. What a tragic existence.
November 13, 2025 at 8:51 AM
It’s so depressing that an actual lucrative business model these days is to deliberately try to get up peoples noses and then film their reaction and put it on the internet. What a tragic existence.
Do you know what I like eating? I like eating Cheestrings. My name is Scott and I like eating Cheestrings and there’s not a court in the land that can do me for it.
November 11, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Do you know what I like eating? I like eating Cheestrings. My name is Scott and I like eating Cheestrings and there’s not a court in the land that can do me for it.
@mrjamesob.bsky.social I haven't tuned into this show every day for 20 years to hear you *not* turn something into an argument.
November 11, 2025 at 12:10 PM
@mrjamesob.bsky.social I haven't tuned into this show every day for 20 years to hear you *not* turn something into an argument.
@mrjamesob.bsky.social The Jolly Roger!
November 11, 2025 at 9:52 AM
@mrjamesob.bsky.social The Jolly Roger!
When Ai images first appeared I was like “ha ha, look at those fingers, it’s blatantly Ai” then they sorted that and I was like “ha ha ha, look at the text, it’s blatantly Ai” and they sorted that and now I’m like “ha ha ha, look at that, I do have a slight inkling that is Ai”.
November 7, 2025 at 7:59 PM
When Ai images first appeared I was like “ha ha, look at those fingers, it’s blatantly Ai” then they sorted that and I was like “ha ha ha, look at the text, it’s blatantly Ai” and they sorted that and now I’m like “ha ha ha, look at that, I do have a slight inkling that is Ai”.
It's Friday so I've had some M&Ms (peanut). The shop is going to close at 5pm but we've had a lovely tidy up so it's all ship shape ready to be shut over the weekend. However, you can order T-shirts and all sorts on our website. You can even design them on there! I know, right?
November 7, 2025 at 3:38 PM
It's Friday so I've had some M&Ms (peanut). The shop is going to close at 5pm but we've had a lovely tidy up so it's all ship shape ready to be shut over the weekend. However, you can order T-shirts and all sorts on our website. You can even design them on there! I know, right?
If you're from Uxbridge and you're not wearing the Dennis The Menace colourway Uxbridge FC scarf this winter you've really got to question your life choices. Available at the ground on match days or at www.uxbridgefcshop.co.uk
November 6, 2025 at 9:58 AM
If you're from Uxbridge and you're not wearing the Dennis The Menace colourway Uxbridge FC scarf this winter you've really got to question your life choices. Available at the ground on match days or at www.uxbridgefcshop.co.uk
@mrjamesob.bsky.social The Union Jack / Ship thing is a myth. It's nonsense.
November 5, 2025 at 11:53 AM
@mrjamesob.bsky.social The Union Jack / Ship thing is a myth. It's nonsense.
I always have to cut a centimetre off the top of a pouch of microwaveable rice otherwise it doesn’t spin around nicely in the microwave and I’m not really sleeping very well at the moment and my fishes’ flakes are too big for their mouths. And there are other things too.
November 4, 2025 at 5:56 PM
I always have to cut a centimetre off the top of a pouch of microwaveable rice otherwise it doesn’t spin around nicely in the microwave and I’m not really sleeping very well at the moment and my fishes’ flakes are too big for their mouths. And there are other things too.
Took my car to get 2 new tyres because they were worn, and the man looked at them and said “Yeah, you’re gonna need two new tyres” and I said “OH REALLY, I THOUGHT THIS WAS A McDONALDS” not really I didn’t say that I said “yes, thank you” and then he fitted them and I went home.
November 4, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Took my car to get 2 new tyres because they were worn, and the man looked at them and said “Yeah, you’re gonna need two new tyres” and I said “OH REALLY, I THOUGHT THIS WAS A McDONALDS” not really I didn’t say that I said “yes, thank you” and then he fitted them and I went home.
@mrjamesob.bsky.social TikTok is a Chinese company and the Chinese government banned it in China. That says it all, doesn't it?
November 4, 2025 at 12:58 PM
@mrjamesob.bsky.social TikTok is a Chinese company and the Chinese government banned it in China. That says it all, doesn't it?
@mrjamesob.bsky.social I do understand and appreciate your point, but how did almost everyone else know they were going to have to put up tax except for them?
November 4, 2025 at 10:16 AM
@mrjamesob.bsky.social I do understand and appreciate your point, but how did almost everyone else know they were going to have to put up tax except for them?
I felt like I needed to complete the story.
November 2, 2025 at 9:20 PM
I felt like I needed to complete the story.
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heres the poster
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Its SO GOOD
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Its SO GOOD
October 28, 2025 at 2:57 PM
heres the poster
ots just
Its SO GOOD
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Its SO GOOD
This is the story of when a pigeon came into our shop on Thursday
November 1, 2025 at 11:09 PM
This is the story of when a pigeon came into our shop on Thursday
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"The Festive Big Green Book Swap" is back!
Let me know the kind of stuff you like reading.
I'll match you up with someone with similar tastes.
I'll post you both a book I think you'll like (+ choc & tea)!
Read, chat & eat choc!
Just £15
DETAILS HERE!
biggreenbookshop.com/index.php
Let me know the kind of stuff you like reading.
I'll match you up with someone with similar tastes.
I'll post you both a book I think you'll like (+ choc & tea)!
Read, chat & eat choc!
Just £15
DETAILS HERE!
biggreenbookshop.com/index.php
November 1, 2025 at 12:56 PM
"The Festive Big Green Book Swap" is back!
Let me know the kind of stuff you like reading.
I'll match you up with someone with similar tastes.
I'll post you both a book I think you'll like (+ choc & tea)!
Read, chat & eat choc!
Just £15
DETAILS HERE!
biggreenbookshop.com/index.php
Let me know the kind of stuff you like reading.
I'll match you up with someone with similar tastes.
I'll post you both a book I think you'll like (+ choc & tea)!
Read, chat & eat choc!
Just £15
DETAILS HERE!
biggreenbookshop.com/index.php
Couple of local sketches. Uxbridge / Hillingdon
November 1, 2025 at 10:33 AM
Couple of local sketches. Uxbridge / Hillingdon
We’ve put a QR code on the nape labels of our stuff because we are young, we run green, keep our teeth, nice and clean.
October 31, 2025 at 1:59 PM
We’ve put a QR code on the nape labels of our stuff because we are young, we run green, keep our teeth, nice and clean.
@mrjamesob.bsky.social I would have opened with the ouiji board in the graveyard.
October 31, 2025 at 12:47 PM
@mrjamesob.bsky.social I would have opened with the ouiji board in the graveyard.
@mrjamesob.bsky.social Ladies in Waiting just sit around chatting all day for a living?! What a world!
October 31, 2025 at 10:40 AM
@mrjamesob.bsky.social Ladies in Waiting just sit around chatting all day for a living?! What a world!