Will 🇺🇦 Absolute Shower 🇺🇦
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Saving all your food stamps and burning down the trailer park
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I like the contemporary room at the National Portrait Gallery, or as I call it, "The People who've Blocked Me on Twitter Gallery"
Absolutely amazing cope from the reliably vapid Hutton. What does that last sentence even *mean*?
February 11, 2026 at 8:04 AM
Absolutely amazing cope from the reliably vapid Hutton. What does that last sentence even *mean*?
Only amateurs are posting the Otto English "It's nice isn't it - the quiet" screenshot now, real ones are saving it for Starmer's resignation
February 10, 2026 at 6:39 PM
Only amateurs are posting the Otto English "It's nice isn't it - the quiet" screenshot now, real ones are saving it for Starmer's resignation
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Join my campaign to cut the personal allowance so we can massively increase taxes on the affluent whilst pretending we're just making the poor pay their fair share in tax
February 10, 2026 at 2:10 PM
Join my campaign to cut the personal allowance so we can massively increase taxes on the affluent whilst pretending we're just making the poor pay their fair share in tax
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Saved you some time:
February 9, 2026 at 9:27 PM
Saved you some time:
Clive Lewis MP continues not to be suspended from the PLP for some fucking reason.
February 9, 2026 at 8:27 PM
Clive Lewis MP continues not to be suspended from the PLP for some fucking reason.
Reader: it is indeed terrible
I'm enjoying this time after all the intense publicity build-up and premiere, the pause before we get to read the reviews and discover just how bad "Wuthering Heights" is.
February 9, 2026 at 8:14 PM
Reader: it is indeed terrible
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“Wes Streeting: consistently pro-Palestine”, an entirely true statement believed only by six people, three of whom are pro-Israel MPs on the right of the Labour party who will therefore not nominate him.
February 9, 2026 at 7:44 PM
“Wes Streeting: consistently pro-Palestine”, an entirely true statement believed only by six people, three of whom are pro-Israel MPs on the right of the Labour party who will therefore not nominate him.
The Dynastic Jewels exhibition at the Hotel de la Marine is a beautifully curated, lavishly decorated, richly contextualised and thoughtful showcase of how quite much money Qatar has. With some nice jewellery in, too.
February 7, 2026 at 11:41 AM
The Dynastic Jewels exhibition at the Hotel de la Marine is a beautifully curated, lavishly decorated, richly contextualised and thoughtful showcase of how quite much money Qatar has. With some nice jewellery in, too.
Willy in Paris
February 7, 2026 at 10:47 AM
Willy in Paris
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The only way Labour can win the next election is by governing well.
That might not be enough, but it’s the bare minimum.
The questions to be asking about any potential new PM are “what is their agenda and can they achieve it?”
Not “do they currently poll well?”
Or “can they handle a media round?”
That might not be enough, but it’s the bare minimum.
The questions to be asking about any potential new PM are “what is their agenda and can they achieve it?”
Not “do they currently poll well?”
Or “can they handle a media round?”
February 5, 2026 at 10:37 AM
The only way Labour can win the next election is by governing well.
That might not be enough, but it’s the bare minimum.
The questions to be asking about any potential new PM are “what is their agenda and can they achieve it?”
Not “do they currently poll well?”
Or “can they handle a media round?”
That might not be enough, but it’s the bare minimum.
The questions to be asking about any potential new PM are “what is their agenda and can they achieve it?”
Not “do they currently poll well?”
Or “can they handle a media round?”
Tension starting to get unbearable as we get this social media crap
February 5, 2026 at 9:38 AM
Tension starting to get unbearable as we get this social media crap
I just feel like have they considered governing in such a way that the country gets better and people notice? For a treat?
The Labour Party has one mission: to stop the calamity of Reform UK, which in normal times would never get near power, entering govt. We've seen how that goes in the US, and the working class voters Labour seeks to represent would be hurt the most. If they can't even manage that they're a disgrace.
February 4, 2026 at 7:34 PM
I just feel like have they considered governing in such a way that the country gets better and people notice? For a treat?
Welp, Democratic Bloc didn't last (crosses out one faction from the long, long list)
February 4, 2026 at 9:42 AM
Welp, Democratic Bloc didn't last (crosses out one faction from the long, long list)
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The accusation that the Lords are “obstructing democracy” by supporters of the assisted dying bill is a ridiculous one that shows up the flaws in this process that have been there from the very beginning – which have repeatedly been covered up by heated rhetoric (1/?)
February 1, 2026 at 11:54 AM
The accusation that the Lords are “obstructing democracy” by supporters of the assisted dying bill is a ridiculous one that shows up the flaws in this process that have been there from the very beginning – which have repeatedly been covered up by heated rhetoric (1/?)
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Nonsense, I’m sure this is completely fine and will not at all act as a gateway drug to other conspiracies and I’m sorry, I couldn’t finish this skeet over the rushing noise of upcoming Jew-blaming
I really, REALLY do not like the flourishing "wow, it turns out conspiracy theories are correct!"
January 31, 2026 at 7:47 PM
Nonsense, I’m sure this is completely fine and will not at all act as a gateway drug to other conspiracies and I’m sorry, I couldn’t finish this skeet over the rushing noise of upcoming Jew-blaming
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"average New Labour minister causes 3 scandals" factoid actualy just statistical error. average minister causes 0 scandals. Scandals Peter, who lives in cave & causes over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
January 31, 2026 at 7:29 PM
"average New Labour minister causes 3 scandals" factoid actualy just statistical error. average minister causes 0 scandals. Scandals Peter, who lives in cave & causes over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
At last, official sanction for my "Wuthering Heights is bad" position
January 31, 2026 at 11:09 AM
At last, official sanction for my "Wuthering Heights is bad" position
I'm enjoying this time after all the intense publicity build-up and premiere, the pause before we get to read the reviews and discover just how bad "Wuthering Heights" is.
January 30, 2026 at 10:21 PM
I'm enjoying this time after all the intense publicity build-up and premiere, the pause before we get to read the reviews and discover just how bad "Wuthering Heights" is.
Oh no Catherine O'Hara!
January 30, 2026 at 6:50 PM
Oh no Catherine O'Hara!
Listifications tells me I've just been blocked by a load of furries, which is always good news
January 30, 2026 at 1:01 PM
Listifications tells me I've just been blocked by a load of furries, which is always good news
I've just discovered that the USA has both a Mount Trashmore Park and a Cape Disappointment State Park. Truly a land of wonders
January 29, 2026 at 10:37 PM
I've just discovered that the USA has both a Mount Trashmore Park and a Cape Disappointment State Park. Truly a land of wonders
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As ever, the best answer to those Anglo pundits complaining that Macron doesn’t accede at all times to the NFP is Mélenchon’s words.
"Ramener la Russie dans le concert européen" : Jean-Luc Mélenchon veut que les gazoducs Nord Stream soient "remis en route"
"Ramener la Russie dans le concert européen" : Jean-Luc Mélenchon veut que les gazoducs Nord Stream soient "remis en route"
Lors d'une conférence de presse ce mercredi 28 janvier, le leader de La France insoumise a réfuté l'idée que "la Russie soit expulsé de l'Europe".
www.rtl.fr
January 29, 2026 at 11:17 AM
As ever, the best answer to those Anglo pundits complaining that Macron doesn’t accede at all times to the NFP is Mélenchon’s words.
Surprisingly, with the very lovely if not quite *there yet* haute couture debuts at Dior and Chanel, I've decided Valentino was my favourite of the week. A first and welcome move, clear homage to the Pier Paolo Piccioli in the colour stories of some of the frocks.
(Peep show format also fun)
(Peep show format also fun)
January 29, 2026 at 9:33 AM
Surprisingly, with the very lovely if not quite *there yet* haute couture debuts at Dior and Chanel, I've decided Valentino was my favourite of the week. A first and welcome move, clear homage to the Pier Paolo Piccioli in the colour stories of some of the frocks.
(Peep show format also fun)
(Peep show format also fun)