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Lev Parikian
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Words, birds, music. Usual nonsense. South London. linktr.ee/levparikian
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I knew I had this somewhere.
January 30, 2026 at 9:43 PM
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I don't know whether it is the #1 Catherine O'Hara accomplishment but the fact that she invented a manner of speaking that no other person in human history has ever attempted for Schitts Creek and made it seem realistic that her character would talk that way felt like a comedy miracle to me
January 30, 2026 at 7:23 PM
“Looks like a lull in the rain,” I thought. “I’ll nip out now. How wet can I get?”

Reader, there was no lull.
January 30, 2026 at 7:19 PM
COULD SOME OF THE SHITHEADS DIE NOW PLEASE INSTEAD OF THE GOOD PEOPLE
January 30, 2026 at 6:42 PM
Oh no, Catherine O’Hara. RIP.
a woman in a black coat says " if that 's not cause for alcohol "
ALT: a woman in a black coat says " if that 's not cause for alcohol "
media.tenor.com
January 30, 2026 at 6:30 PM
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This is ticking along nicely still, would love to have you on board. I don't feel bad promoting it because I'm comfortably making a loss on it. Trailer from @matryer.bsky.social once more.
January 30, 2026 at 1:51 PM
My son turns 21 today, which is impossible because he was 7 just last Tuesday.
January 30, 2026 at 8:41 AM
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9-9-6 was a Chinese term invented mostly to show how depressing and lifeless work culture was; watching softbrained AI guys adopt it as an ideal is ... well, entirely predictable
January 29, 2026 at 8:39 AM
The current vibe is get up at half past 10 at night, half an hour before you go to bed, eat a lump of freezing cold poison, work 28 hours a day at mill, and pay the mill owner to let you work there, then have your dad murder you in cold blood and dance about on your graves singing hallelujah.
January 29, 2026 at 9:04 AM
“Run far”, ironically, being exactly what his wife should do at the earliest opportunity.
January 29, 2026 at 8:34 AM
Ah, Mr Blackbird Singing At Dusk. I’ve been expecting you. 🐦‍⬛
January 28, 2026 at 5:12 PM
Bach, 1723: I have written a violin concerto. It is a fine concerto, and I am confident it will find a place in the hearts of the public. But my devoutest wish, the pinnacle of any artist’s career, is that one day someone will take the opening phrase, add beats to it, and use it to sell hamburgers.
January 28, 2026 at 2:38 PM
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Me: Yes, of course. That'd be O'Reilly
Website:
Me: To repeat, that's O'Reilly.
Website:
Me: O-Apostrophe-R-E-
Website: Come come, Mr O#Reilly, we tire of these childish games.
Website: and your postcode?

Me: my address is—

Website: no no I’m keen to guess! Postcode?

Me: *enters postcode*

Website: is it no. 132?

Me: no

Website: is it no. 134?

Me: it’s 1—

Website: SHUT UP is it no. 136?
January 28, 2026 at 1:58 PM
Oh ok well I’ll have a Bakewell tart instead please
January 28, 2026 at 1:56 PM
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Swift bricks to be installed in all new buildings in Scotland after Holyrood backs ruling
Swift bricks to be installed in all new buildings in Scotland after Holyrood backs ruling
Rest of UK has so far resisted calls to make it mandatory for developers to install bricks that provide nesting for swifts and other endangered birds
www.theguardian.com
January 28, 2026 at 11:22 AM
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Put community repair shops on every high street. Our work shows people love it, increases community interaction & helps people keep essential goods going for longer giving them more money to spend on food & utility bills It reduces waste and so reduces local authority costs. It is a win, win, win.
January 28, 2026 at 11:10 AM
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Good news: the UK Government is now offering free short courses on how to use the rabid monkey that comes taped to every computer now for some reason! You'll learn how to...

- dodge the monkey's angry fists!
- understand its tortured screams!
- write invoices in bits of poo he's left on your desk!
January 28, 2026 at 11:08 AM
This AI training thing. I mean, I'm smiling, but I am very fucking furious.
January 28, 2026 at 10:31 AM
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Government to offer free training to all adults to help them learn to enjoy the smooth smooth taste of Benson and Hedges
January 28, 2026 at 10:18 AM
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if they can offer free AI training they could offer free media literacy training too. i know which of those would do more for the public good
January 28, 2026 at 10:19 AM
Website: and your postcode?

Me: my address is—

Website: no no I’m keen to guess! Postcode?

Me: *enters postcode*

Website: is it no. 132?

Me: no

Website: is it no. 134?

Me: it’s 1—

Website: SHUT UP is it no. 136?
January 28, 2026 at 10:07 AM
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Working with #kakapo, this is the best thing you'll ever see. When "candling" an egg you hold your breath, hoping to see this: beautiful embryo development in a fertile egg. This is Tiwhiri's second egg, about 8 days old. About half of eggs are infertile. #kakapo2026 #conservation #birds
January 28, 2026 at 8:12 AM
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Tears of joy! SCOTLAND HAS JUST PASSED SWIFT BRICKS INTO LAW unanimously!
4 years of asking England & Scotland sorts it in a month led by ACE ⁦‪ MARK RUSKELL MSP‬⁩ ♥️The RELIEF is unreal! Tell England to follow 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿by emailing PlanningPolicyConsultation@communities.gov.uk now!WOOP!
January 27, 2026 at 9:26 PM
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we call our cat Harold Pinter because of his long paws!!! also he had an affair with Joan Bakewell
January 27, 2026 at 3:11 PM
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Today in ‘random shit I just learned’:
January 23, 2026 at 9:14 AM