Andrew R
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Post a non-religious photo you think of as holy
November 10, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Post a non-religious photo you think of as holy
More groups huddled together, joined by their shared insistence on the nature of reality, denouncing all other groups as heretical. Not so much solipsism as collective solipsism.
An idea that some lefty bloke had before…
An idea that some lefty bloke had before…
November 10, 2025 at 6:49 PM
More groups huddled together, joined by their shared insistence on the nature of reality, denouncing all other groups as heretical. Not so much solipsism as collective solipsism.
An idea that some lefty bloke had before…
An idea that some lefty bloke had before…
I think this little exchange made me laugh more than anything else. Berry's delivery is just so good.
November 10, 2025 at 9:16 AM
I think this little exchange made me laugh more than anything else. Berry's delivery is just so good.
I'm pretty sure that the frisbee is the smallest round thing on the list, which just underlines what a con it is describing it as 'ultimate'.
Get back to me when its diameter is greater than the rings of Saturn, marketing nonces.
Get back to me when its diameter is greater than the rings of Saturn, marketing nonces.
November 10, 2025 at 5:50 AM
I'm pretty sure that the frisbee is the smallest round thing on the list, which just underlines what a con it is describing it as 'ultimate'.
Get back to me when its diameter is greater than the rings of Saturn, marketing nonces.
Get back to me when its diameter is greater than the rings of Saturn, marketing nonces.
Where's your fucking shame?
November 9, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Where's your fucking shame?
One of the things that most surprised me the first time I read The Road to Wigan Pier was learning that the FA had tried to stop the pools happening...
November 8, 2025 at 7:00 AM
One of the things that most surprised me the first time I read The Road to Wigan Pier was learning that the FA had tried to stop the pools happening...
I'm surprised, but when I ran the numbers there could really be something in this.
November 7, 2025 at 9:19 AM
I'm surprised, but when I ran the numbers there could really be something in this.
Big Submarine doesn't want you eating up all their delicious fuel, costume-rs, because then you wouldn't have to buy toilet paper, or something!
Wake up, sheeple!
Wake up, sheeple!
November 7, 2025 at 6:57 AM
Big Submarine doesn't want you eating up all their delicious fuel, costume-rs, because then you wouldn't have to buy toilet paper, or something!
Wake up, sheeple!
Wake up, sheeple!
I'm still sad that Liz Truss never replied to my kind offer to ghost-write her Drowning Street memoirs for her. They would have knocked the spots off Dorries's books.
November 6, 2025 at 12:19 PM
I'm still sad that Liz Truss never replied to my kind offer to ghost-write her Drowning Street memoirs for her. They would have knocked the spots off Dorries's books.
Anyway, I hear he's in line for the Montgomery Burns Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence as well.
November 6, 2025 at 9:14 AM
Anyway, I hear he's in line for the Montgomery Burns Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence as well.
Happy 10th anniversary to this magnificent take, brought to you by the members of the "James I? Never heard of him, mate" society.
November 5, 2025 at 7:40 AM
Happy 10th anniversary to this magnificent take, brought to you by the members of the "James I? Never heard of him, mate" society.
Guy Fawkes signature before and after reading 2,000 hot takes on the New York mayoral election.
November 5, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Guy Fawkes signature before and after reading 2,000 hot takes on the New York mayoral election.
If you want to be picky, you can refine it just to delete *some* of the invites you get...
November 4, 2025 at 1:07 PM
If you want to be picky, you can refine it just to delete *some* of the invites you get...
You can do it pretty easily in PowerAutomate, using a triggered flow.
November 4, 2025 at 1:04 PM
You can do it pretty easily in PowerAutomate, using a triggered flow.
I'm just sad they didn't go the whole hog and commission a full series of A Prayer & A Pint.
November 4, 2025 at 12:54 PM
I'm just sad they didn't go the whole hog and commission a full series of A Prayer & A Pint.
tbqh, I'm sick of complaining that the bike gloves I ordered for my wife, with a 5-7 day delivery, 6 weeks ago, haven't arrived yet.
November 4, 2025 at 8:51 AM
tbqh, I'm sick of complaining that the bike gloves I ordered for my wife, with a 5-7 day delivery, 6 weeks ago, haven't arrived yet.
Different night, different dog, same use of my legs.
November 3, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Different night, different dog, same use of my legs.
I’d go to bed, but the dog’s using me as a pillow.
November 2, 2025 at 9:39 PM
I’d go to bed, but the dog’s using me as a pillow.
Well, if you're going to cheap out and not get the IMAX recliners of course you're not going to enjoy it.
November 2, 2025 at 7:34 AM
Well, if you're going to cheap out and not get the IMAX recliners of course you're not going to enjoy it.
Congratulations to Matt on winning Bluesky's Scariest Halloween costume poll.
October 31, 2025 at 8:23 AM
Congratulations to Matt on winning Bluesky's Scariest Halloween costume poll.
Dafuq is Facebook showing me?
October 30, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Dafuq is Facebook showing me?
My burglar alarm is constantly disappointed that burglaries are down.
October 30, 2025 at 8:29 AM
My burglar alarm is constantly disappointed that burglaries are down.
We're on the verge of handing our entertainment over to Mr Burns… except this time he doesn't want his bear returning, he actually wants to make the entertainment.
October 30, 2025 at 8:07 AM
We're on the verge of handing our entertainment over to Mr Burns… except this time he doesn't want his bear returning, he actually wants to make the entertainment.
Oooo, this is a new one. ‘Door handles’, aye?
October 27, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Oooo, this is a new one. ‘Door handles’, aye?