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They're like giant pandas
Highly solitary, socially awkward and difficult to breed
Highly solitary, socially awkward and difficult to breed
December 29, 2025 at 9:37 AM
They're like giant pandas
Highly solitary, socially awkward and difficult to breed
Highly solitary, socially awkward and difficult to breed
Thank fuck it wasn't just me
Big Night Out passed me by, just a barrage of absurdity and catchphrases
It wasn't until Shooting Stars and Smell Of... that it clicked
Big Night Out passed me by, just a barrage of absurdity and catchphrases
It wasn't until Shooting Stars and Smell Of... that it clicked
I didn't get Vic and Bob at all at first, to my utter embarrassment now. It took, of all things, an appearance on Going Live! to make the penny drop.
December 29, 2025 at 9:36 AM
Thank fuck it wasn't just me
Big Night Out passed me by, just a barrage of absurdity and catchphrases
It wasn't until Shooting Stars and Smell Of... that it clicked
Big Night Out passed me by, just a barrage of absurdity and catchphrases
It wasn't until Shooting Stars and Smell Of... that it clicked
Mushy peas
ketchup isn’t available, what are you putting on your fries?
December 29, 2025 at 9:33 AM
Mushy peas
You can play a fun game of "dead, cancelled or Spider-Man's dad" with the celebrity audience
Just spotted that this is on again tonight. Always worth seeing
BBC Four - Bob Monkhouse: The Last Stand
Bob Monkhouse entertains a room of comedians with stand-up, chat and a comedy masterclass.
www.bbc.co.uk
December 29, 2025 at 9:31 AM
You can play a fun game of "dead, cancelled or Spider-Man's dad" with the celebrity audience
Turns out people who have fallen for a cult of personality are ripe targets for vaccine misinformation too
Whoda thunkit?
Whoda thunkit?
Third of Reform UK’s council leaders have expressed vaccine-sceptic views
Third of Reform UK’s council leaders have expressed vaccine-sceptic views
Health minister decries criticism of vaccinations by heads of four authorities as ‘dangerous and utterly irresponsible’
A third of Reform UK’s council leaders across the country have expressed vaccine-sceptic views, openly questioning public health measures that keep millions safe.
The leaders of four of the 12 councils where Reform is in charge or the largest party – Kent, Worcestershire, Warwickshire and Durham – are among those in the party who have publicly criticised vaccinations. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
December 29, 2025 at 8:59 AM
Turns out people who have fallen for a cult of personality are ripe targets for vaccine misinformation too
Whoda thunkit?
Whoda thunkit?
On Mastermind next week, my specialist subject is famous Communists
Going to be revising hard so I can cover all the Engels
Going to be revising hard so I can cover all the Engels
December 28, 2025 at 9:59 PM
On Mastermind next week, my specialist subject is famous Communists
Going to be revising hard so I can cover all the Engels
Going to be revising hard so I can cover all the Engels
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We got out an old jigsaw, and then I saw the name — I’m assuming the product prices vary depending on tariffs
December 28, 2025 at 8:26 PM
We got out an old jigsaw, and then I saw the name — I’m assuming the product prices vary depending on tariffs
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I've sat through some awkward meals at Christmas time but nothing quite like this one
December 28, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I've sat through some awkward meals at Christmas time but nothing quite like this one
There was a tardigrade on the Royal Institution Christmas Lecture
I bet it's represented by Off The Kerb
#nichecomedyindustrysatire
I bet it's represented by Off The Kerb
#nichecomedyindustrysatire
December 28, 2025 at 7:46 PM
There was a tardigrade on the Royal Institution Christmas Lecture
I bet it's represented by Off The Kerb
#nichecomedyindustrysatire
I bet it's represented by Off The Kerb
#nichecomedyindustrysatire
"How many of you are familiar with the concept of a Tontine..."
December 28, 2025 at 7:25 PM
"How many of you are familiar with the concept of a Tontine..."
FENTON! FENTON!
JESUS CHRIST FENTON!!!
JESUS CHRIST FENTON!!!
December 28, 2025 at 7:15 PM
FENTON! FENTON!
JESUS CHRIST FENTON!!!
JESUS CHRIST FENTON!!!
The only downside to watching an array of Victoria Wood's writing is that it reminds you how utterly inadequate your own clumsy attempts are
December 28, 2025 at 7:14 PM
The only downside to watching an array of Victoria Wood's writing is that it reminds you how utterly inadequate your own clumsy attempts are
Straight from Victoria Wood smearing avocado on your lower portions to the Royal Institution Christmas Lectures
Lovely Sunday evening stuff
Lovely Sunday evening stuff
December 28, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Straight from Victoria Wood smearing avocado on your lower portions to the Royal Institution Christmas Lectures
Lovely Sunday evening stuff
Lovely Sunday evening stuff
In a surprise to absolutely no-one, the tennis player with the inherent speed, strength and athleticism advantage had the edge then
December 28, 2025 at 5:47 PM
In a surprise to absolutely no-one, the tennis player with the inherent speed, strength and athleticism advantage had the edge then
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If I had murdered someone and then Miss Marple turned up to stay in the village where I’d done it I would simply kill myself on the spot
December 28, 2025 at 4:58 PM
If I had murdered someone and then Miss Marple turned up to stay in the village where I’d done it I would simply kill myself on the spot
So if Kyrgios wins, it'll just reinforce the opinions of every misogynist who claims they could take a point off Serena Williams
If Sabalenka wins, it's because Kyrgios is injury-riddled and hasn't played a singles match on the ATP Tour for 9 months
Have I got that about right?
If Sabalenka wins, it's because Kyrgios is injury-riddled and hasn't played a singles match on the ATP Tour for 9 months
Have I got that about right?
December 28, 2025 at 4:11 PM
So if Kyrgios wins, it'll just reinforce the opinions of every misogynist who claims they could take a point off Serena Williams
If Sabalenka wins, it's because Kyrgios is injury-riddled and hasn't played a singles match on the ATP Tour for 9 months
Have I got that about right?
If Sabalenka wins, it's because Kyrgios is injury-riddled and hasn't played a singles match on the ATP Tour for 9 months
Have I got that about right?
Good of Ron to acknowledge white European colonialists as the original and best grifters
Ron Johnson: "Understand, Somalis have just been in this country a few years. They're amateurs when it comes to fleecing the federal government."
December 28, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Good of Ron to acknowledge white European colonialists as the original and best grifters
Remember when Clinton lied about sticking his dick in an intern, and people were like "maybe he shouldn't be President any more"?
Simpler, happier times
Simpler, happier times
December 28, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Remember when Clinton lied about sticking his dick in an intern, and people were like "maybe he shouldn't be President any more"?
Simpler, happier times
Simpler, happier times
My album of Scottish celebrities covering Kirsty McColl songs has got me sued by the Tolkein estate
I shouldn't have let Sean Connery do "There's A Guy Works Down The Chip Shop"
I shouldn't have let Sean Connery do "There's A Guy Works Down The Chip Shop"
December 28, 2025 at 2:32 PM
My album of Scottish celebrities covering Kirsty McColl songs has got me sued by the Tolkein estate
I shouldn't have let Sean Connery do "There's A Guy Works Down The Chip Shop"
I shouldn't have let Sean Connery do "There's A Guy Works Down The Chip Shop"
These people think they're "social leaders" because their great (times X) grandma let Henry VI knock her up once and they got a big house for keeping it quiet
Absolute entitlement
Absolute entitlement
Stuff like this winds me up. The absurd noblesse oblige. “Social leadership is important”- noone asked you for it. Noone wants it. You think you should have it because you have land. Well good for you. But it’s not the 18th century. Just shuffle off into the night.
December 28, 2025 at 1:25 PM
These people think they're "social leaders" because their great (times X) grandma let Henry VI knock her up once and they got a big house for keeping it quiet
Absolute entitlement
Absolute entitlement
Jesus was in for unlawful assembly, evading alcohol duty and serving food without an environmental health certificate
Tommy Robinson says he found Jesus in prison. Churches disagree about how to respond
Tommy Robinson says he found Jesus in prison. Churches disagree about how to respond
C of E faces dilemma as far right claims Christianity to push agenda that often clashes with gospel message
www.theguardian.com
December 28, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Jesus was in for unlawful assembly, evading alcohol duty and serving food without an environmental health certificate
Oh fucking hell
Not content with Hamilton, they've now yassified Hercules into a soul musical?
Not content with Hamilton, they've now yassified Hercules into a soul musical?
December 28, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Oh fucking hell
Not content with Hamilton, they've now yassified Hercules into a soul musical?
Not content with Hamilton, they've now yassified Hercules into a soul musical?
Brigitte Bardot gone?
The only good Nazi is a dead Nazi
The only good Nazi is a dead Nazi
December 28, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Brigitte Bardot gone?
The only good Nazi is a dead Nazi
The only good Nazi is a dead Nazi
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Btw, my play Thrown By Giants is now in the "waiting for someone to put it on" stage...
Do contact me if that's you
#theatresky
Do contact me if that's you
#theatresky
Btw, I know it's weird to talk about one's own writing- but now and then a line will get typed out that when you hear it delivered becomes something other than "yours".
For various reasons my son had to play his (adult) great granddad in this scene & delivered this line with such panic & clarity 💙-
For various reasons my son had to play his (adult) great granddad in this scene & delivered this line with such panic & clarity 💙-
In my play, whilst he is being dragged away on Kristallnacht, my granddad cries out "I mend shoes, Karl, I mend your father's shoes"
December 27, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Btw, my play Thrown By Giants is now in the "waiting for someone to put it on" stage...
Do contact me if that's you
#theatresky
Do contact me if that's you
#theatresky
Worffle House
You’ve just opened up a Star Trek Themed Restaurant.
What are you calling it?
What are you calling it?
ncc-1701-g is written on the side of a spaceship
ALT: ncc-1701-g is written on the side of a spaceship
media.tenor.com
December 27, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Worffle House