Another kick in the teeth for Britain's ailing haruspicy industry

A man who thinks he's George Carman but is more Carmen Miranda

You know what? I'm going to do a genuine 'this blew up, check out my soundcloud' bc I also write silly action adventures but mine are better than Bond as mine have supernatural battles in Tesco, cake houses blowing up & Vampires fighting hot guys with no pants on farragobooks.com/fb-author/ga...

There's also evidence from Jack Smith's investigations that the Trump 2020 campaign paid travel costs for known agitators to DC for Jan 6th. It's frankly gaslighting to insist he was unaware

She's a cutie

She's a-Dora-ble

ERMAGERD!!!

If someone says "get the cheese out of the fridge" and you have to ask which cheese they mean, you're middle class

Get Coogan to do it in character as the newly appointed BBC DG Alan Partridge

I hope you disowned her

You've got some catching up to do

He cannot figure out why he can't buy universal popularity, because he's been able to buy everything else he's ever wanted