David Lewis
@davidclewis.bsky.social
This, by the First Amendment Troop, is absolutely incredible. (www.instagram.com/reel/DU1-DrF...)
February 17, 2026 at 8:13 AM
This, by the First Amendment Troop, is absolutely incredible. (www.instagram.com/reel/DU1-DrF...)
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The drunk uncle theory.
You don’t argue with the casually homophobic uncle at Thanksgiving dinner to change his mind; you argue so that the closeted cousin at the kids table knows there’s safe people and better possibilities out there
You don’t argue with the casually homophobic uncle at Thanksgiving dinner to change his mind; you argue so that the closeted cousin at the kids table knows there’s safe people and better possibilities out there
agree with this (hah) but also think a particular mistake the left made for a long time online, and still makes to an extent, is failing to understand that the person whose mind you may actually change is the one reading the argument you're having, not the one you're arguing with
The secret to engaging in social media debate is knowing you will never win anyone over. The best you can hope for is to have people who already agree with tell you you're awesome. You might great a dopamine thrill from the righteousness of your anger! Fine benefits, all. But you will never win.
February 16, 2026 at 11:35 PM
The drunk uncle theory.
You don’t argue with the casually homophobic uncle at Thanksgiving dinner to change his mind; you argue so that the closeted cousin at the kids table knows there’s safe people and better possibilities out there
You don’t argue with the casually homophobic uncle at Thanksgiving dinner to change his mind; you argue so that the closeted cousin at the kids table knows there’s safe people and better possibilities out there
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Melrose and La Brea is just a river right now.
February 16, 2026 at 7:53 PM
Melrose and La Brea is just a river right now.
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NOTE
I am not suicidal; I don't drink or do drugs; my blood pressure and cholesterol are normal; I don't engage in high-risk activities; my vehicles are well kept and newly serviced.
If anything happens to me, please assume foul play and only let state agents—not federal—access my data and drafts.
I am not suicidal; I don't drink or do drugs; my blood pressure and cholesterol are normal; I don't engage in high-risk activities; my vehicles are well kept and newly serviced.
If anything happens to me, please assume foul play and only let state agents—not federal—access my data and drafts.
February 16, 2026 at 8:35 AM
NOTE
I am not suicidal; I don't drink or do drugs; my blood pressure and cholesterol are normal; I don't engage in high-risk activities; my vehicles are well kept and newly serviced.
If anything happens to me, please assume foul play and only let state agents—not federal—access my data and drafts.
I am not suicidal; I don't drink or do drugs; my blood pressure and cholesterol are normal; I don't engage in high-risk activities; my vehicles are well kept and newly serviced.
If anything happens to me, please assume foul play and only let state agents—not federal—access my data and drafts.
This wretched, thick-as-pigshit country. The NHS keeps a proven bigot and demonstrably rubbish nurse, but loses an actual doctor. Great fucking job.
February 15, 2026 at 12:42 PM
This wretched, thick-as-pigshit country. The NHS keeps a proven bigot and demonstrably rubbish nurse, but loses an actual doctor. Great fucking job.
Things had taken a tern for the worse.
February 14, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Things had taken a tern for the worse.
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When you've necked your pill before going into the ground and it kicks in.
February 14, 2026 at 9:20 PM
When you've necked your pill before going into the ground and it kicks in.
The Scouser in our team ❤️
a soccer player in a red jersey is running on the field
Alt: a soccer player in a red jersey is running on the field … Curtis jones
media.tenor.com
February 14, 2026 at 8:45 PM
The Scouser in our team ❤️
COME ON, YOU REDS #LFC
a man wearing a red jersey that says standard on the front
Alt: a man wearing a red jersey that says standard on the front … it’s MO SALAH
media.tenor.com
February 14, 2026 at 8:00 PM
COME ON, YOU REDS #LFC
Subbuteo has changed a lot since my day
February 14, 2026 at 7:43 PM
Subbuteo has changed a lot since my day
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"Folks like to say that no one believed my warnings. I wish that were the case. The hard truth is officials believed them and let the worst happen anyway."
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The Confluence
I’ve been right so long, I’ve been done wrong.
sarahkendzior.substack.com
February 14, 2026 at 7:27 PM
"Folks like to say that no one believed my warnings. I wish that were the case. The hard truth is officials believed them and let the worst happen anyway."
sarahkendzior.substack.com/p/the-conflu...
sarahkendzior.substack.com/p/the-conflu...
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Your poems are shit,
and so are your stunts.
You shout at hotels,
you wife-beating cunts.
and so are your stunts.
You shout at hotels,
you wife-beating cunts.
February 14, 2026 at 4:57 PM
Your poems are shit,
and so are your stunts.
You shout at hotels,
you wife-beating cunts.
and so are your stunts.
You shout at hotels,
you wife-beating cunts.
‘If your friend asks you a question and the answer is on your phone, shouldn’t your phone just answer?’
NO, ABSOLUTELY NOT, YOU RAVINGLY INSANE SHITHEADS
NO, ABSOLUTELY NOT, YOU RAVINGLY INSANE SHITHEADS
February 14, 2026 at 1:22 PM
‘If your friend asks you a question and the answer is on your phone, shouldn’t your phone just answer?’
NO, ABSOLUTELY NOT, YOU RAVINGLY INSANE SHITHEADS
NO, ABSOLUTELY NOT, YOU RAVINGLY INSANE SHITHEADS
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Except viola blanda
Which have a whitish hue
Violets are blue
Except viola blanda
Which have a whitish hue
February 14, 2026 at 12:43 PM
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Except viola blanda
Which have a whitish hue
Violets are blue
Except viola blanda
Which have a whitish hue
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Jail Nigel Farage
Scumbag cunt
Violets are blue
Jail Nigel Farage
Scumbag cunt
February 14, 2026 at 12:29 PM
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Jail Nigel Farage
Scumbag cunt
Violets are blue
Jail Nigel Farage
Scumbag cunt
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Not sure if Man United owner Jim Ratcliffe will see this being as he literally migrated to Monaco to avoid paying tax in the UK, but we wanted to put this up outside the stadium anyway….
📍 Old Trafford, Matt Busby Way
📍 Old Trafford, Matt Busby Way
February 13, 2026 at 12:59 PM
Not sure if Man United owner Jim Ratcliffe will see this being as he literally migrated to Monaco to avoid paying tax in the UK, but we wanted to put this up outside the stadium anyway….
📍 Old Trafford, Matt Busby Way
📍 Old Trafford, Matt Busby Way
This was incredibly difficult to whittle down to ten, let alone five. Top ten in the pic, top five:
Come Undone
Eternity
Feel
No Regrets
Win Some Lose Some
Come Undone
Eternity
Feel
No Regrets
Win Some Lose Some
February 13, 2026 at 4:47 PM
This was incredibly difficult to whittle down to ten, let alone five. Top ten in the pic, top five:
Come Undone
Eternity
Feel
No Regrets
Win Some Lose Some
Come Undone
Eternity
Feel
No Regrets
Win Some Lose Some
Swap in ‘von Ribbentrop’ for Rubio and it fits equally well
February 13, 2026 at 4:18 PM
Swap in ‘von Ribbentrop’ for Rubio and it fits equally well
In these shit times, it’s more important than ever to have a hobby, a pastime, something you can do to take yourself away from the relentless hellishness of now.
I don’t have one and it’s horrendous. Everything is awful 100% of the time. Don’t be like me. Take up hang-gliding, yoga, cross-stitch.
I don’t have one and it’s horrendous. Everything is awful 100% of the time. Don’t be like me. Take up hang-gliding, yoga, cross-stitch.
February 13, 2026 at 7:12 AM
In these shit times, it’s more important than ever to have a hobby, a pastime, something you can do to take yourself away from the relentless hellishness of now.
I don’t have one and it’s horrendous. Everything is awful 100% of the time. Don’t be like me. Take up hang-gliding, yoga, cross-stitch.
I don’t have one and it’s horrendous. Everything is awful 100% of the time. Don’t be like me. Take up hang-gliding, yoga, cross-stitch.
Keith Andrews collects the LMA Manager of the Year award
February 12, 2026 at 7:05 PM
Keith Andrews collects the LMA Manager of the Year award
Farage is a craven charlatan, a conniving, contemptible cunt. In a decent timeline, he’d be in jail; in an even better one, he’d be splattered all over a field in Northamptonshire. But sadly we live in the fuckest-uppest, where evil media barons have deified him and sold him to thickos as a saviour.
February 12, 2026 at 7:02 PM
Farage is a craven charlatan, a conniving, contemptible cunt. In a decent timeline, he’d be in jail; in an even better one, he’d be splattered all over a field in Northamptonshire. But sadly we live in the fuckest-uppest, where evil media barons have deified him and sold him to thickos as a saviour.
AI videos on Instagram should be clearly labelled ‘AI’
Any person posting AI videos on Instagram should be clearly labelled ‘dog-fucking cunt’
Any person posting AI videos on Instagram should be clearly labelled ‘dog-fucking cunt’
February 12, 2026 at 4:43 PM
AI videos on Instagram should be clearly labelled ‘AI’
Any person posting AI videos on Instagram should be clearly labelled ‘dog-fucking cunt’
Any person posting AI videos on Instagram should be clearly labelled ‘dog-fucking cunt’
Jim Ratcliffe’s ‘apology’ in full:
February 12, 2026 at 2:05 PM
Jim Ratcliffe’s ‘apology’ in full: