when the bouncers have reluctantly let me into the club but immediately realise they’ve made a horrible mistake

Platner is a grim embodiment of this meme. He’s a socialist … but he has a Nazi tattoo. He supports LGBTQ+ rights … but he dismissed rape victims as getting drunk and sleeping with the wrong people. He’s ACAB … but he thinks Black people don’t tip and rural Americans are stupid. And so on.