👑 Noelen, Biscuit Santa.
@nullen80.bsky.social
The most delicious of sentient biscuits. Articulate gobshite and opinionated arsehole. 'The best thing we've ever made' McVitiees.
Pinned
After centuries of wood working and upholstery towards a focused goal of making a comfortable chair, utilising soft fabrics and padding to make it feel like you're sitting on a cloud.
Then along comes Trump with marble armrests. Cold, hard stone.
Top job 🔔🔚
Then along comes Trump with marble armrests. Cold, hard stone.
Top job 🔔🔚
December 26, 2025 at 11:41 PM
After centuries of wood working and upholstery towards a focused goal of making a comfortable chair, utilising soft fabrics and padding to make it feel like you're sitting on a cloud.
Then along comes Trump with marble armrests. Cold, hard stone.
Top job 🔔🔚
Then along comes Trump with marble armrests. Cold, hard stone.
Top job 🔔🔚
Merry Christmas, you filthy animals.
December 25, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Merry Christmas, you filthy animals.
That's Christmas dinner fucked.
December 24, 2025 at 12:26 PM
That's Christmas dinner fucked.
Mark Attwood (English MAGA), spinning the latest fk up by the DOJ/Trump as "absolute genius."
At this point Trump could stick a fork into a plug socket and these guys would be "That's 12D chess."
At this point Trump could stick a fork into a plug socket and these guys would be "That's 12D chess."
December 23, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Mark Attwood (English MAGA), spinning the latest fk up by the DOJ/Trump as "absolute genius."
At this point Trump could stick a fork into a plug socket and these guys would be "That's 12D chess."
At this point Trump could stick a fork into a plug socket and these guys would be "That's 12D chess."
In the past week we've seen;
Andrew Tate getting battered.
Tommy Robinson being humbled.
Jake Paul being broken.
Tom Skinner being embarrassed then dropped.
Russell Brand being charged.
MAGA joining forces with Minaj.
And that's not even getting into the Epstein Files.
🤯
Andrew Tate getting battered.
Tommy Robinson being humbled.
Jake Paul being broken.
Tom Skinner being embarrassed then dropped.
Russell Brand being charged.
MAGA joining forces with Minaj.
And that's not even getting into the Epstein Files.
🤯
December 23, 2025 at 9:28 PM
In the past week we've seen;
Andrew Tate getting battered.
Tommy Robinson being humbled.
Jake Paul being broken.
Tom Skinner being embarrassed then dropped.
Russell Brand being charged.
MAGA joining forces with Minaj.
And that's not even getting into the Epstein Files.
🤯
Andrew Tate getting battered.
Tommy Robinson being humbled.
Jake Paul being broken.
Tom Skinner being embarrassed then dropped.
Russell Brand being charged.
MAGA joining forces with Minaj.
And that's not even getting into the Epstein Files.
🤯
Reposted by 👑 Noelen, Biscuit Santa.
It’s exactly this kind of dismal, prejudiced bollox from the Daily Mail that’s got us into the ruinous Brexit mess we’re in. What a moronic response to us rejoining Erasmus and all the benefits that brings. If they’re really worried about cost, they should push to cancel Brexit altogether.
December 18, 2025 at 7:21 AM
It’s exactly this kind of dismal, prejudiced bollox from the Daily Mail that’s got us into the ruinous Brexit mess we’re in. What a moronic response to us rejoining Erasmus and all the benefits that brings. If they’re really worried about cost, they should push to cancel Brexit altogether.
Now for something completely different.
December 18, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Now for something completely different.
Sometimes I love this country.
December 14, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Sometimes I love this country.
Check this thing out. 🐍
December 13, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Check this thing out. 🐍
So the Nephilim slept with women, made some monsters, started big pharma and waged war.
Then God tsunami'd them all away to start again where we waged wars and made big pharma which is also witchcraft?
History repeating or made up bullshit?
Then God tsunami'd them all away to start again where we waged wars and made big pharma which is also witchcraft?
History repeating or made up bullshit?
White nationalist Lauren Witzke claims that God had to destroy the world with Noah's Flood because fallen angels and the Nephilim "brought pharmaceuticals to the world": "It's a form of witchcraft."
December 12, 2025 at 8:57 PM
So the Nephilim slept with women, made some monsters, started big pharma and waged war.
Then God tsunami'd them all away to start again where we waged wars and made big pharma which is also witchcraft?
History repeating or made up bullshit?
Then God tsunami'd them all away to start again where we waged wars and made big pharma which is also witchcraft?
History repeating or made up bullshit?
@highnessophelia.bsky.social
Saw this...https://spoke-art.com/products/100-soft-dead-inside-plush-purse
Saw this...https://spoke-art.com/products/100-soft-dead-inside-plush-purse
December 12, 2025 at 6:06 PM
@highnessophelia.bsky.social
Saw this...https://spoke-art.com/products/100-soft-dead-inside-plush-purse
Saw this...https://spoke-art.com/products/100-soft-dead-inside-plush-purse
MAGA kryptonite is answering simple questions.
GLASHEEN: Antifa is our primary concern right now. That's the most immediate violent threat we're facing
BENNIE THOMPSON: Where is antifa headquartered?
GLASHEEN: ... ... ... we are building out the infrastructure right now
THOMPSON: What does that mean?
BENNIE THOMPSON: Where is antifa headquartered?
GLASHEEN: ... ... ... we are building out the infrastructure right now
THOMPSON: What does that mean?
December 11, 2025 at 7:26 PM
MAGA kryptonite is answering simple questions.
True hypocrisy.
December 10, 2025 at 1:48 PM
True hypocrisy.
Trump couldn't win the Nobel Peace Prize so the guy who runs FIFA, a man who is accused of aiding ethnic cleansing made a FIFA Peace Prize to give to Trump.
This is so weird I can't even think of a joke for it.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
This is so weird I can't even think of a joke for it.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
Trump wins his peace prize from Fifa – any chance of a VAR review?
At a gaudy and gauche World Cup draw, Gianni Infantino went all out to flatter the world’s most precious ego
www.theguardian.com
December 5, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Trump couldn't win the Nobel Peace Prize so the guy who runs FIFA, a man who is accused of aiding ethnic cleansing made a FIFA Peace Prize to give to Trump.
This is so weird I can't even think of a joke for it.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
This is so weird I can't even think of a joke for it.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
A message of unity and togeth.....actually it's Valentina Gomez, we all know where this is going.
American politics is so fkd up.
American politics is so fkd up.
December 2, 2025 at 10:48 PM
A message of unity and togeth.....actually it's Valentina Gomez, we all know where this is going.
American politics is so fkd up.
American politics is so fkd up.
Nobody died of covid but anyone who technically did, ended up as a Big Mac.
Every day is a school day. 🤣
Every day is a school day. 🤣
December 2, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Nobody died of covid but anyone who technically did, ended up as a Big Mac.
Every day is a school day. 🤣
Every day is a school day. 🤣
Unforgettable Christmas.
November 25, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Unforgettable Christmas.
Just in from the United States of Fascism, the US coast guard will no longer classify a Swastika as a hate symbol.
Given uh… CHRIS HASSON … the US Coast Guard knows way better
November 20, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Just in from the United States of Fascism, the US coast guard will no longer classify a Swastika as a hate symbol.
It's amazing that of all the species' on the planet, we're the only ones getting dumber.
November 20, 2025 at 2:47 PM
It's amazing that of all the species' on the planet, we're the only ones getting dumber.
Get a cat they said...
November 16, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Get a cat they said...
Hands down the maddest shit I've ever read.
November 15, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Hands down the maddest shit I've ever read.
Reaping vs sowing
November 15, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Reaping vs sowing
Perfect
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November 13, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Perfect
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