Christian Nightmares
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I'll never get tired of posting this...
November 10, 2025 at 9:19 PM
I'll never get tired of posting this...
How was everyone’s weekend?
November 10, 2025 at 9:15 PM
How was everyone’s weekend?
For what it's worth, Christian Nightmares is now #43 Rising in Humor on Substack! substack.com/@christianni...
November 10, 2025 at 8:47 PM
For what it's worth, Christian Nightmares is now #43 Rising in Humor on Substack! substack.com/@christianni...
This was posted on the Department of Homeland Security's X account on November 8th. The caption was, "The last best hope of man on Earth." Note the wink right before the quick flash of the "Appeal to Heaven" flag, which is a symbol of Christian Nationalism.
November 10, 2025 at 8:32 PM
This was posted on the Department of Homeland Security's X account on November 8th. The caption was, "The last best hope of man on Earth." Note the wink right before the quick flash of the "Appeal to Heaven" flag, which is a symbol of Christian Nationalism.
So persecuted…
November 9, 2025 at 4:30 PM
So persecuted…
How’s everyone’s weekend going?
November 8, 2025 at 10:10 PM
How’s everyone’s weekend going?
She’s bangin’ Jesus?
November 7, 2025 at 4:24 PM
She’s bangin’ Jesus?
The Horrible Truth About Conversion Therapy christiannightmares.substack.com/p/the-horrib...
November 6, 2025 at 10:20 PM
The Horrible Truth About Conversion Therapy christiannightmares.substack.com/p/the-horrib...
Trump yesterday: "Christianity is facing an existential threat in Nigeria...We stand ready, willing, and able to save our great Christian population around the world!" Is this part of his America First policy?
November 6, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Trump yesterday: "Christianity is facing an existential threat in Nigeria...We stand ready, willing, and able to save our great Christian population around the world!" Is this part of his America First policy?
Don't let them perpetuate this false narrative!
November 6, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Don't let them perpetuate this false narrative!
I’m going to honor his wishes…
November 6, 2025 at 4:58 AM
I’m going to honor his wishes…
Nothing says “Merry Christmas” like crucifixion nails…
November 5, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Nothing says “Merry Christmas” like crucifixion nails…
Jesus Christ...
November 5, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Jesus Christ...
Jesus Christ…
November 4, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Jesus Christ…
What a way to live…
November 4, 2025 at 4:29 PM
What a way to live…
Evergreen Ted Cruz post...
November 4, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Evergreen Ted Cruz post...
I 100% agree with @sarahposner.bsky.social: Traditional Media Never Took the Christian Right Seriously talkingpointsmemo.com/tpm-25/tradi... via @talkingpointsmemo.com
Traditional Media Never Took the Christian Right Seriously
Back in the early 2000s, when we were outraged by the excesses...
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November 4, 2025 at 3:39 PM
I 100% agree with @sarahposner.bsky.social: Traditional Media Never Took the Christian Right Seriously talkingpointsmemo.com/tpm-25/tradi... via @talkingpointsmemo.com
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Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’
November 3, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’
Because of course...
November 3, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Because of course...
Sen. Lindsey Graham to the Republican Jewish Coalition: "I feel good about the Republican Party. I feel good about where we're going as a nation. We're killing all the right people and we're cutting your taxes. Trump is my favorite president. We've run out of bombs."
November 3, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Sen. Lindsey Graham to the Republican Jewish Coalition: "I feel good about the Republican Party. I feel good about where we're going as a nation. We're killing all the right people and we're cutting your taxes. Trump is my favorite president. We've run out of bombs."
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The Christian Nightmares Weekly Recap: Demonic Halloween, Christians Against SNAP Benefits, Gum Chomping for Jesus, and More! christiannightmares.substack.com/p/weekly-rec...
October 31, 2025 at 6:57 PM
The Christian Nightmares Weekly Recap: Demonic Halloween, Christians Against SNAP Benefits, Gum Chomping for Jesus, and More! christiannightmares.substack.com/p/weekly-rec...
Thanksgiving is just 26 days away...
November 1, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Thanksgiving is just 26 days away...
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The new satirical horror comedy feature film MYSTERIOUS WAYS is up on YouTube for FREE through Halloween! Starring Alyssa Sabo, Brandon Raman, Eddie Pepitone, James Adomian, and more! Watch the full movie for free here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJhS...
October 30, 2025 at 7:43 PM
The new satirical horror comedy feature film MYSTERIOUS WAYS is up on YouTube for FREE through Halloween! Starring Alyssa Sabo, Brandon Raman, Eddie Pepitone, James Adomian, and more! Watch the full movie for free here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJhS...
Jesus Christ…
October 31, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Jesus Christ…
The Christian Nightmares Weekly Recap: Demonic Halloween, Christians Against SNAP Benefits, Gum Chomping for Jesus, and More! christiannightmares.substack.com/p/weekly-rec...
October 31, 2025 at 6:57 PM
The Christian Nightmares Weekly Recap: Demonic Halloween, Christians Against SNAP Benefits, Gum Chomping for Jesus, and More! christiannightmares.substack.com/p/weekly-rec...