@shanshen79.bsky.social
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it's called "coca cola" because it used to be made out of real coal
December 30, 2025 at 11:00 PM
it's called "coca cola" because it used to be made out of real coal
The future is here. What it looks like is me talking (speech-to-text) to my phone, annoying my family.
December 14, 2025 at 2:49 PM
The future is here. What it looks like is me talking (speech-to-text) to my phone, annoying my family.
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Just found out I’m allergic to anything that may contain multitudes
December 1, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Just found out I’m allergic to anything that may contain multitudes
Does anyone here remember the kids' mystery series from the 1970s called The Three Investigators?
December 1, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Does anyone here remember the kids' mystery series from the 1970s called The Three Investigators?
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not the first, nor the second, but a mythical third rodeo
November 7, 2025 at 9:35 PM
not the first, nor the second, but a mythical third rodeo
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i'm so tired i could eat a horse
October 21, 2025 at 1:51 PM
i'm so tired i could eat a horse
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i've never been inconvenienced before and i hope i never will be. it sounds terrible
October 10, 2025 at 5:47 PM
i've never been inconvenienced before and i hope i never will be. it sounds terrible
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My favorite part of baseball is when the manager goes to the mound to tell the pitcher he loves him
March 28, 2024 at 4:48 PM
My favorite part of baseball is when the manager goes to the mound to tell the pitcher he loves him
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as a kid I had nightmares about driving my dad’s 4WD without knowing how to drive, but he’s a helicopter pilot so I also regularly had the same nightmare about flying a Huey gunship
October 11, 2025 at 6:23 AM
as a kid I had nightmares about driving my dad’s 4WD without knowing how to drive, but he’s a helicopter pilot so I also regularly had the same nightmare about flying a Huey gunship
TIL that singing the line, “I’m a diamond in the rough“ annoys my 7-year-old and 10-year-old.
September 13, 2025 at 1:52 PM
TIL that singing the line, “I’m a diamond in the rough“ annoys my 7-year-old and 10-year-old.
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my kingdom for a slightly nicer kingdom
July 3, 2025 at 3:39 AM
my kingdom for a slightly nicer kingdom
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Feeling anxious? Nervous? On edge? That's because I've been running towards you at full speed for the last eight minutes.
July 3, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Feeling anxious? Nervous? On edge? That's because I've been running towards you at full speed for the last eight minutes.
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Hey try walking a mile in MY shoes and grab me a burrito on your way back would ya
June 25, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Hey try walking a mile in MY shoes and grab me a burrito on your way back would ya
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You got something done yesterday. That's enough. If anyone hassles you, tell them I said it was okay. You're welcome.
June 24, 2025 at 6:18 PM
You got something done yesterday. That's enough. If anyone hassles you, tell them I said it was okay. You're welcome.
Guys, I found kazoo tok!
June 22, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Guys, I found kazoo tok!
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I don't like to play favorites but one solstice is clearly better than the other
June 20, 2025 at 3:05 PM
I don't like to play favorites but one solstice is clearly better than the other
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I contain multiwolves
June 10, 2025 at 5:12 PM
I contain multiwolves
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There needs to be a late night cupcake & ice cream shop. You know, for emergencies
April 3, 2025 at 1:26 PM
There needs to be a late night cupcake & ice cream shop. You know, for emergencies
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I'm happy for those of you who enjoy baseball, I really am
April 1, 2025 at 1:06 AM
I'm happy for those of you who enjoy baseball, I really am
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can’t imagine being married to a poet, you’d be all how was your day and they’d be like i wandered lonely as a cloud
December 26, 2024 at 4:34 PM
can’t imagine being married to a poet, you’d be all how was your day and they’d be like i wandered lonely as a cloud
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Pack a bag, we’re going on a tangent.
June 13, 2023 at 11:14 PM
Pack a bag, we’re going on a tangent.
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Stayed up til 4am filling in a 40-page quiz to find out what kind of hedgehog I am (answer: normal hedgehog)
January 17, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Stayed up til 4am filling in a 40-page quiz to find out what kind of hedgehog I am (answer: normal hedgehog)
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maybe the real treasure was the treasure
think about it
think about it
January 15, 2025 at 12:46 AM
maybe the real treasure was the treasure
think about it
think about it
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I’m not here for your amusement. I’m not even here for my own amusement. I’m very, very lost.
December 4, 2024 at 1:02 AM
I’m not here for your amusement. I’m not even here for my own amusement. I’m very, very lost.