Sarah Kite
@sarahkite.bsky.social
moody sweetheart | pics & shitposting | pdx | baseball fan | trans rights | socialist | she/her | used to be funny | AI stans get blocked
Mastodon: @SarahKite@jorts.horse
Mastodon: @SarahKite@jorts.horse
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Seven years ago today, I live tweeted my proposal to my wife!
In honor of that, I’m going to repost the proposal so it’s here on Bluesky 🫶🏻
In honor of that, I’m going to repost the proposal so it’s here on Bluesky 🫶🏻
November 24, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Seven years ago today, I live tweeted my proposal to my wife!
In honor of that, I’m going to repost the proposal so it’s here on Bluesky 🫶🏻
In honor of that, I’m going to repost the proposal so it’s here on Bluesky 🫶🏻
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my problem with gyoza is that they normally come in an order of about 6, but what I really need is 100 of them
November 24, 2025 at 5:22 PM
my problem with gyoza is that they normally come in an order of about 6, but what I really need is 100 of them
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We got like five years until this is also a slot machine
November 24, 2025 at 5:36 PM
We got like five years until this is also a slot machine
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Joining the war on Christmas on the side of drugs
November 23, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Joining the war on Christmas on the side of drugs
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First - Sorry if this bothers you feel free to ignore it🙏
I’m Mahmoud from Gaza🍉
a Software Engineer and father of 3.
Although the war has ended it took away our jobs, dreams, and future.
Still I’m holding on to hope for my children and for a better tomorrow.
✅VD by #Molly_Shah
gofund.me/4a1deff15
I’m Mahmoud from Gaza🍉
a Software Engineer and father of 3.
Although the war has ended it took away our jobs, dreams, and future.
Still I’m holding on to hope for my children and for a better tomorrow.
✅VD by #Molly_Shah
gofund.me/4a1deff15
November 24, 2025 at 8:44 PM
First - Sorry if this bothers you feel free to ignore it🙏
I’m Mahmoud from Gaza🍉
a Software Engineer and father of 3.
Although the war has ended it took away our jobs, dreams, and future.
Still I’m holding on to hope for my children and for a better tomorrow.
✅VD by #Molly_Shah
gofund.me/4a1deff15
I’m Mahmoud from Gaza🍉
a Software Engineer and father of 3.
Although the war has ended it took away our jobs, dreams, and future.
Still I’m holding on to hope for my children and for a better tomorrow.
✅VD by #Molly_Shah
gofund.me/4a1deff15
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How To Read A Book:
1: Buy a Good Book
2: Keep It Handy
3: When You Want To Look At Your Phone For No Reason, Read The Book Instead
#TheMoreYouKnow
1: Buy a Good Book
2: Keep It Handy
3: When You Want To Look At Your Phone For No Reason, Read The Book Instead
#TheMoreYouKnow
November 24, 2025 at 7:06 PM
How To Read A Book:
1: Buy a Good Book
2: Keep It Handy
3: When You Want To Look At Your Phone For No Reason, Read The Book Instead
#TheMoreYouKnow
1: Buy a Good Book
2: Keep It Handy
3: When You Want To Look At Your Phone For No Reason, Read The Book Instead
#TheMoreYouKnow
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sir. what happened
November 24, 2025 at 6:55 PM
sir. what happened
How does he manage to look even more frightening when he smiles?
You see a lot of rulings against the regime reference officials' TV appearances and social media posts. I hope this Stephen Miller appearance has been bookmarked because it gives away the whole game.
badfaithtimes.com/the-stephen-...
badfaithtimes.com/the-stephen-...
The Stephen Miller Gaffe Every Judge Needs To Bookmark
Maybe Miller realizes the 2024 election did not mark the end of history.
badfaithtimes.com
November 24, 2025 at 6:58 PM
How does he manage to look even more frightening when he smiles?
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As we speedrun toward a future that leaves food safety to chance, re-live the national crisis that was the cranberryless Thanksgiving of 1959.
Cranberry scare of 1959 - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
November 15, 2025 at 6:29 PM
As we speedrun toward a future that leaves food safety to chance, re-live the national crisis that was the cranberryless Thanksgiving of 1959.
getting older means you have to plan when and how much you can drink of any liquid before venturing out into the world of few bathrooms, because your bladder is toast
November 24, 2025 at 6:51 PM
getting older means you have to plan when and how much you can drink of any liquid before venturing out into the world of few bathrooms, because your bladder is toast
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Never get involved in a land war in Asia, Charlie Brown.
November 24, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Never get involved in a land war in Asia, Charlie Brown.
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Someday, a real rain will come and wash all this scum off the streets, Charlie Brown.
November 24, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Someday, a real rain will come and wash all this scum off the streets, Charlie Brown.
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on my way to gobble your girl
November 11, 2025 at 6:34 PM
on my way to gobble your girl
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this is exactly the required stance for doin’ the Time Warp
but somebody should tell RFK Jr’s Brain Worm that a Steak n Shake isn’t a Rocky Horror midnight movie
but somebody should tell RFK Jr’s Brain Worm that a Steak n Shake isn’t a Rocky Horror midnight movie
November 24, 2025 at 5:07 AM
this is exactly the required stance for doin’ the Time Warp
but somebody should tell RFK Jr’s Brain Worm that a Steak n Shake isn’t a Rocky Horror midnight movie
but somebody should tell RFK Jr’s Brain Worm that a Steak n Shake isn’t a Rocky Horror midnight movie
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"You'll be visited by three spirits."
The three spirits;
The three spirits;
November 24, 2025 at 6:22 PM
"You'll be visited by three spirits."
The three spirits;
The three spirits;
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The editors at The Atlantic opened their mouths to RFK Jr's harvest. He issued an on-the-record statement: "Drink from me, Love." And they did, offering him a rosary bead as a prop for his dreamy cover photo.
November 24, 2025 at 5:57 PM
The editors at The Atlantic opened their mouths to RFK Jr's harvest. He issued an on-the-record statement: "Drink from me, Love." And they did, offering him a rosary bead as a prop for his dreamy cover photo.
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The holiday sucks but the episodes are good! Bob's Burger's Thanksgiving Episodes ranked! the-undead-library.ghost.io/ranking-the-...
(if you like this please consider signing up, I will try to have a better more consistent schedule next year)
(if you like this please consider signing up, I will try to have a better more consistent schedule next year)
Ranking the Bob's Burgers Thanksgiving Episodes
The episodes are really solid though. I struggled with this list more than the Halloween one because they are more consistent. So with that from my least favorite to favorite, Bob’s Burgers Thanksgivi...
the-undead-library.ghost.io
November 24, 2025 at 5:45 PM
The holiday sucks but the episodes are good! Bob's Burger's Thanksgiving Episodes ranked! the-undead-library.ghost.io/ranking-the-...
(if you like this please consider signing up, I will try to have a better more consistent schedule next year)
(if you like this please consider signing up, I will try to have a better more consistent schedule next year)
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TFW you realize you aren’t in the group text
November 24, 2025 at 4:17 PM
TFW you realize you aren’t in the group text
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Retrospect, Keith Haring 1989
November 24, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Retrospect, Keith Haring 1989
Maybe I’m a simpleton, but I’m enjoying seeing all the Charlie Brown content today on “Trending”
Important to fall back on the classics when the week ahead is hard
Important to fall back on the classics when the week ahead is hard
November 24, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Maybe I’m a simpleton, but I’m enjoying seeing all the Charlie Brown content today on “Trending”
Important to fall back on the classics when the week ahead is hard
Important to fall back on the classics when the week ahead is hard
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Here's my strip for the @peanutscollab.bsky.social redraw project! Happy 75th anniversary, Charlie Brown! This is the strip that originally ran on February 15th 1991 - my birthday! Shouts out to @waggtoon.bsky.social for putting this together! I had a blast with the lettering.
November 24, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Here's my strip for the @peanutscollab.bsky.social redraw project! Happy 75th anniversary, Charlie Brown! This is the strip that originally ran on February 15th 1991 - my birthday! Shouts out to @waggtoon.bsky.social for putting this together! I had a blast with the lettering.
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The real and true story of why Police Squad (the TV series Naked Gun was based on and easily the funniest tv show of its time) was canceled is legitimately insane and one of the most egregious examples of TV malpractice I’ve ever heard:
November 24, 2025 at 3:09 PM
The real and true story of why Police Squad (the TV series Naked Gun was based on and easily the funniest tv show of its time) was canceled is legitimately insane and one of the most egregious examples of TV malpractice I’ve ever heard:
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when i was a kid i attended a lot of martial arts classes, honestly because i loved action movies so much and i remember the best guy i ever saw at doing that whole business was this sorta short ugly rat man with 0 charisma. wish someone would make an action movie centered around him
November 24, 2025 at 3:03 PM
when i was a kid i attended a lot of martial arts classes, honestly because i loved action movies so much and i remember the best guy i ever saw at doing that whole business was this sorta short ugly rat man with 0 charisma. wish someone would make an action movie centered around him
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this is exactly the required stance for doin’ the Time Warp
but somebody should tell RFK Jr’s Brain Worm that a Steak n Shake isn’t a Rocky Horror midnight movie
but somebody should tell RFK Jr’s Brain Worm that a Steak n Shake isn’t a Rocky Horror midnight movie
November 24, 2025 at 5:07 AM
this is exactly the required stance for doin’ the Time Warp
but somebody should tell RFK Jr’s Brain Worm that a Steak n Shake isn’t a Rocky Horror midnight movie
but somebody should tell RFK Jr’s Brain Worm that a Steak n Shake isn’t a Rocky Horror midnight movie