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Catching an STI before the big race?
Problematic Clap Lap
(sorry)
Problematic Clap Lap
(sorry)
Trying to read a book after setting up the Christmas tree?
Problematic Page Sap
Problematic Page Sap
taking old person siestas every afternoon in your mid-thirties?
problematic age nap
problematic age nap
November 20, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Catching an STI before the big race?
Problematic Clap Lap
(sorry)
Problematic Clap Lap
(sorry)
Trying to read a book after setting up the Christmas tree?
Problematic Page Sap
Problematic Page Sap
taking old person siestas every afternoon in your mid-thirties?
problematic age nap
problematic age nap
Been angry so long you can't remember why anymore?
Problematic rage gap.
Problematic rage gap.
November 20, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Trying to read a book after setting up the Christmas tree?
Problematic Page Sap
Problematic Page Sap
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It's a good thing President Obama killed Osama Bin Laden because otherwise Trump would be inviting him to the White House for some goddamn hors d'oeuvres
November 19, 2025 at 11:49 PM
It's a good thing President Obama killed Osama Bin Laden because otherwise Trump would be inviting him to the White House for some goddamn hors d'oeuvres
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Change one letter and ruin a candy
S&M's
S&M's
Change one letter and Ruin a Candy
LieSavers
LieSavers
November 19, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Change one letter and ruin a candy
S&M's
S&M's
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November 19, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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I smell douchebaggery
U.S. FCC CHAIRMAN: FCC HAS STARTED A PROCEEDING TO EXAMINE HOW LOCAL BROADCASTERS CAN MEET THEIR PUBLIC INTEREST OBLIGATIONS BY REVIEWING THE NETWORK / AFFILIATE RELATIONSHIP
November 19, 2025 at 9:42 PM
I smell douchebaggery
Change one letter and Ruin a Candy
LieSavers
LieSavers
Change one letter and ruin a candy.
Slickers
Slickers
November 19, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Change one letter and Ruin a Candy
LieSavers
LieSavers
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Ah yes, Sen Cassidy, MD, enabler of RFKJr. He and his doctor wife know damn well that’s all nonsense. When “do no harm” becomes “do no harm to my party in power”
November 19, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Ah yes, Sen Cassidy, MD, enabler of RFKJr. He and his doctor wife know damn well that’s all nonsense. When “do no harm” becomes “do no harm to my party in power”
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what goatse sees 👀
November 19, 2025 at 6:33 PM
what goatse sees 👀
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if you are a lawyer waiting in line to dunk on lindsey halligan STAY IN LINE
November 19, 2025 at 5:25 PM
if you are a lawyer waiting in line to dunk on lindsey halligan STAY IN LINE
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If I were sick, I would simply choose to be healthy. Bing bang boom bsky.app/profile/atru...
Markwayne Mullin: "Reward people for being healthy. Think about this. Healthcare is the only industry that you're not rewarded for taking care of your responsibility. If you think about homeowners insurance, if you're within 500 feet of a fire hydrant, your insurance goes down."
November 19, 2025 at 6:16 PM
If I were sick, I would simply choose to be healthy. Bing bang boom bsky.app/profile/atru...
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“Precious little pencil” is what others call OscarAI’s penis.
November 19, 2025 at 6:07 PM
“Precious little pencil” is what others call OscarAI’s penis.
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i just showed this to my uncle that died during covid. he was speechless
Trump on the covid pandemic: "We became the king of ventilators. What a period of time that was for all of us. It was an amazing time."
November 19, 2025 at 6:11 PM
i just showed this to my uncle that died during covid. he was speechless
"WOKEY MCWOKESTICK IS NOW ILLEGSL AND WILL BOXED UP AND SHIPPED TO WOKESTANALAND WHERE THEY CAN BE LOBOTOMIZED AND END THE WOKEISM IN WOKEVILLE WHERE THEY ESCAPED FROM. ALSO, I LIKE PUDDING"
Trump on AI: "You can't go through 50 states. You have to get one approval. 50 is a disaster. Because you'll have one woke state and you'll have to do all woke. You'll be back in the woke business. We don't have woke anymore in this country. It's virtually illegal. You'll have a couple of wokesters"
November 19, 2025 at 6:12 PM
"WOKEY MCWOKESTICK IS NOW ILLEGSL AND WILL BOXED UP AND SHIPPED TO WOKESTANALAND WHERE THEY CAN BE LOBOTOMIZED AND END THE WOKEISM IN WOKEVILLE WHERE THEY ESCAPED FROM. ALSO, I LIKE PUDDING"
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As we’ve seen so far, despicable behavior by rich, well connected men is routinely ignored. As if not personally victimizing girls allows them to separate themselves while still associating with those who did. So I’m not sure how surprised I will be at who is in them if they are released.
I want to lay down a few markers here for folks as the clock starts ticking down to the release of the Epstein Files.
1) You are going to learn about a lot more disgusting and sickening things people said, joked about and maybe even did. You will likely be disappointed in someone you had admired
1) You are going to learn about a lot more disgusting and sickening things people said, joked about and maybe even did. You will likely be disappointed in someone you had admired
November 19, 2025 at 6:04 PM
As we’ve seen so far, despicable behavior by rich, well connected men is routinely ignored. As if not personally victimizing girls allows them to separate themselves while still associating with those who did. So I’m not sure how surprised I will be at who is in them if they are released.
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Progressive Allison Renville announces run for South Dakota Governor.
November 16, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Progressive Allison Renville announces run for South Dakota Governor.
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I’ll take “I don’t know shit about healthcare” for a $1000 Alex….
November 19, 2025 at 3:46 PM
I’ll take “I don’t know shit about healthcare” for a $1000 Alex….
"YA SEE KIDS, INSURANCE IS LIKE A BIG OLE TOOTHPASTE TUBE. YOU KEEPING ROLLIN AND SQUEEZIN AND UNTIL YOU GOT NOTHING LEFT AND THEN YOU CAN BUY A NEW ONE. CUZ THEY DONE GONNA FEEL A PINCH.
YALL GET IT NOW? SQUEEZE. THEY CAVE. EVERYONE WINS."
YALL GET IT NOW? SQUEEZE. THEY CAVE. EVERYONE WINS."
Cassidy: "If she goes and gets 2 types of shampoo & one is a dollar cheaper, she'll get the cheaper one & the other lowers their price. Once you give her the power of making the decision, she's gonna shop -- that begins to save her money and squeezes waste out of the healthcare system."
November 19, 2025 at 3:29 PM
"YA SEE KIDS, INSURANCE IS LIKE A BIG OLE TOOTHPASTE TUBE. YOU KEEPING ROLLIN AND SQUEEZIN AND UNTIL YOU GOT NOTHING LEFT AND THEN YOU CAN BUY A NEW ONE. CUZ THEY DONE GONNA FEEL A PINCH.
YALL GET IT NOW? SQUEEZE. THEY CAVE. EVERYONE WINS."
YALL GET IT NOW? SQUEEZE. THEY CAVE. EVERYONE WINS."
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would still clog if you flush wipes.
Sadly, we both missed an opportunity to bid on this last night at Sotherby’s
November 19, 2025 at 1:38 PM
would still clog if you flush wipes.
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These two are like bullshit pickleball.
BARTIROMO: All of this is part of an overall conspiracy the DOJ is trying to put together, starting with Russia collusion, the Mar-a-Lago raid. Was January 6 part of that?
COMER: I wonder who knew. Did Jamie Raskin, who's the most dishonest member of Congress, know & then go along with the coverup?
COMER: I wonder who knew. Did Jamie Raskin, who's the most dishonest member of Congress, know & then go along with the coverup?
November 19, 2025 at 1:24 PM
These two are like bullshit pickleball.
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Now we know why she wears those ridiculous hats.
Have you seen the little piggies, living piggy lives,
You can see them out to dinner, with their piggy wives. -George Harrison
You can see them out to dinner, with their piggy wives. -George Harrison
a man in a suit and tie is standing next to a woman in a white jacket .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing next to a woman in a white jacket .
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November 19, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Now we know why she wears those ridiculous hats.
QUIET QUIET PIGGY
November 19, 2025 at 1:33 PM
QUIET QUIET PIGGY
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If you see this, post your getaway vehicle
November 19, 2025 at 3:49 AM
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle
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