Elayne Boosler
@eboosler.bsky.social
Comedy and Animal Rescue
Merry Christmas everybody!!! Tails of Joy. tailsofjoy.net
December 25, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Merry Christmas everybody!!! Tails of Joy. tailsofjoy.net
Merry Christmas everybody!!!
December 25, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Merry Christmas everybody!!!
Six shows in San Fran and also on youtube. See youse soon I hope. KosherComedy.com
December 24, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Six shows in San Fran and also on youtube. See youse soon I hope. KosherComedy.com
President assface announced a new type of large warship he is calling ‘battleships,’ marking a step toward achieving the president’s vision for a new ‘Golden Fleet.’” “The US Navy will lead the design of these ships along with me, because I'm a very aesthetic person.”
December 23, 2025 at 7:22 PM
President assface announced a new type of large warship he is calling ‘battleships,’ marking a step toward achieving the president’s vision for a new ‘Golden Fleet.’” “The US Navy will lead the design of these ships along with me, because I'm a very aesthetic person.”
San Fran or youtube. The fun starts tomorrow.
December 23, 2025 at 6:17 PM
San Fran or youtube. The fun starts tomorrow.
Please be responsible. #tailsofjoy tailsofjoy.net
December 22, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Please be responsible. #tailsofjoy tailsofjoy.net
Saw a pretty good pre-emptive bumper sticker on a cybertruck. Clearly the person bought it before the election. It said "Elon Haters Tesla Club". Translation: "We didn't know. Please don't hurt the car".
December 22, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Saw a pretty good pre-emptive bumper sticker on a cybertruck. Clearly the person bought it before the election. It said "Elon Haters Tesla Club". Translation: "We didn't know. Please don't hurt the car".
Still shopping? I hand carried these St. Francis of Assisi charms back from Assisi after I had them blessed in the church there. You can see the video on the sales page. We hope they will keep your pets safe and well. 100% goes to #rescue #tailsofjoy
tailsofjoy.net/shopping/
tailsofjoy.net/shopping/
December 22, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Still shopping? I hand carried these St. Francis of Assisi charms back from Assisi after I had them blessed in the church there. You can see the video on the sales page. We hope they will keep your pets safe and well. 100% goes to #rescue #tailsofjoy
tailsofjoy.net/shopping/
tailsofjoy.net/shopping/
Oh no! I'm doing six shows in San Fransisco this upcoming week (and virtually on youtube) and now I just found out the name of the event has been changed to Trump Kung Pao Memorial Kosher Comedy.
December 20, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Oh no! I'm doing six shows in San Fransisco this upcoming week (and virtually on youtube) and now I just found out the name of the event has been changed to Trump Kung Pao Memorial Kosher Comedy.
To those who want to rename the files the "Trump Epstein" files. It's a bit long. I will from now on be calling them the "Trumpstein" files.
December 20, 2025 at 8:08 PM
To those who want to rename the files the "Trump Epstein" files. It's a bit long. I will from now on be calling them the "Trumpstein" files.
Stephen Miller's Matchdotcom landing page.
December 20, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Stephen Miller's Matchdotcom landing page.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
December 18, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Tonight I tried to make sweet potato fries in my air fryer, but they never crisped up and I blame Joe Biden.
December 18, 2025 at 7:30 AM
Tonight I tried to make sweet potato fries in my air fryer, but they never crisped up and I blame Joe Biden.
Another funny interview for my Dec 24 - 26th gig in San Fransisco.
localnewsmatters.org/2025/12/16/a...
localnewsmatters.org/2025/12/16/a...
A few fun words from 2025 Kung Pao Kosher Comedy headliner Elayne Boosler - Local News Matters
Kung Pao Kosher Comedy creator Lisa Geduldig is hosting the 33rd annual event, with Jewish comics doing standup on Christmas in a Chinese restaurant, on
localnewsmatters.org
December 17, 2025 at 6:59 AM
Another funny interview for my Dec 24 - 26th gig in San Fransisco.
localnewsmatters.org/2025/12/16/a...
localnewsmatters.org/2025/12/16/a...
The only thing that stops a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a fruit stand. Bless you Ahmed el Ahmed. May you heal fully and fast and may you be honored for the rest of your life. Thank you for your bravery and humanity.
December 15, 2025 at 9:33 PM
The only thing that stops a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a fruit stand. Bless you Ahmed el Ahmed. May you heal fully and fast and may you be honored for the rest of your life. Thank you for your bravery and humanity.
Reposted by Elayne Boosler
Feverishly working on this
December 15, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Feverishly working on this
Fun and funny interview for the San Fransisco shows Dec 24 - 26th and virtually on youtube. I love how the writer puts up this picture and says "Elayne Boosler (right)", like I may be mistaken for the Chinese restaurant.
www.ebar.com/story/161224
www.ebar.com/story/161224
Kung Pao Kosher Comedy – Comic legend Elayne Boosler headlines the holiday favorite
What are Jews supposed to do for Christmas? That’s a question posed for each of the past 33 years by comic and host Lisa Geduldig. For an impressive three decades, Geduldig, a lesbian, has presented K...
www.ebar.com
December 15, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Fun and funny interview for the San Fransisco shows Dec 24 - 26th and virtually on youtube. I love how the writer puts up this picture and says "Elayne Boosler (right)", like I may be mistaken for the Chinese restaurant.
www.ebar.com/story/161224
www.ebar.com/story/161224
Happy Chanukah to my Challah back Peeps. A prayer for those lost to violence. Peace: the final frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Earth. Its mission: to embrace new worlds, to welcome all, to boldly go where no mensch has gone before. That is an Enterprise. L'Shana Haba'ah B'Vulcan.
December 14, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Happy Chanukah to my Challah back Peeps. A prayer for those lost to violence. Peace: the final frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Earth. Its mission: to embrace new worlds, to welcome all, to boldly go where no mensch has gone before. That is an Enterprise. L'Shana Haba'ah B'Vulcan.
If you're still shopping for gifts please visit us first. Every purchase saves a life, 100% of your shopping and donations go to #rescue. Thanks! www.tailsofjoy.net/shopping/
December 13, 2025 at 10:32 PM
If you're still shopping for gifts please visit us first. Every purchase saves a life, 100% of your shopping and donations go to #rescue. Thanks! www.tailsofjoy.net/shopping/
Do you think they'll let me on the plane with this? I don't have a kennel for it.
December 9, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Do you think they'll let me on the plane with this? I don't have a kennel for it.
Only one left! An ornament guaranteed to make you smile, if you can smile after getting Botox. 100% of your donations and purchases goes to #rescue as we are all volunteer.
www.tailsofjoy.net/product-cate...
www.tailsofjoy.net/product-cate...
December 7, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Only one left! An ornament guaranteed to make you smile, if you can smile after getting Botox. 100% of your donations and purchases goes to #rescue as we are all volunteer.
www.tailsofjoy.net/product-cate...
www.tailsofjoy.net/product-cate...
So I'm in Italy and a germaphobe LA neighbor comes over to stay a week. She's using hand sanitizer all day, paper towels no real towels, wants a new sink sponge every hour. Then she says, "I need some ice". I say "Okay!" She says, "Is it fresh?" "Is the ice fresh??" "Yes." I say "No. It's frozen."
December 6, 2025 at 9:06 PM
So I'm in Italy and a germaphobe LA neighbor comes over to stay a week. She's using hand sanitizer all day, paper towels no real towels, wants a new sink sponge every hour. Then she says, "I need some ice". I say "Okay!" She says, "Is it fresh?" "Is the ice fresh??" "Yes." I say "No. It's frozen."
I'm tired of posting jokes, I want to go old school and say them! LOL. Come for the comedy, stay for the Chinese food. Jews on Christmas, and everyone else. See you there. And if you can't come to San Fransisco buy tickets online and join us live on youtube.
December 1, 2025 at 8:37 PM
I'm tired of posting jokes, I want to go old school and say them! LOL. Come for the comedy, stay for the Chinese food. Jews on Christmas, and everyone else. See you there. And if you can't come to San Fransisco buy tickets online and join us live on youtube.