Sarah Kite
@sarahkite.bsky.social
moody sweetheart | pics & shitposting | pdx | baseball fan | trans rights | socialist | she/her | used to be funny | AI stans get blocked
Mastodon: @SarahKite@jorts.horse
Mastodon: @SarahKite@jorts.horse
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Yup, pretty much sums it up
November 10, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Yup, pretty much sums it up
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I have voted
for the deal
that was on
the Senate floor
and which
is probably
caving
to fascism
Forgive me
the flight delays were
so annoying
and so old
for the deal
that was on
the Senate floor
and which
is probably
caving
to fascism
Forgive me
the flight delays were
so annoying
and so old
November 10, 2025 at 5:25 AM
I have voted
for the deal
that was on
the Senate floor
and which
is probably
caving
to fascism
Forgive me
the flight delays were
so annoying
and so old
for the deal
that was on
the Senate floor
and which
is probably
caving
to fascism
Forgive me
the flight delays were
so annoying
and so old
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Ghazal's First Day 🤍
She was born tiny,just 2.4kg,
ADespite her small size,she carries within her strength life immense hope
Ghadir been blessed with her beautiful baby embarking on journey with her,taking steps filled with patience love
Lets send Ghazal our warmth
tinyurl.com/save-my-baby...
She was born tiny,just 2.4kg,
ADespite her small size,she carries within her strength life immense hope
Ghadir been blessed with her beautiful baby embarking on journey with her,taking steps filled with patience love
Lets send Ghazal our warmth
tinyurl.com/save-my-baby...
November 4, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Ghazal's First Day 🤍
She was born tiny,just 2.4kg,
ADespite her small size,she carries within her strength life immense hope
Ghadir been blessed with her beautiful baby embarking on journey with her,taking steps filled with patience love
Lets send Ghazal our warmth
tinyurl.com/save-my-baby...
She was born tiny,just 2.4kg,
ADespite her small size,she carries within her strength life immense hope
Ghadir been blessed with her beautiful baby embarking on journey with her,taking steps filled with patience love
Lets send Ghazal our warmth
tinyurl.com/save-my-baby...
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We desperately need your kindness during difficult times
need to provide our daily necessities: food, medicine, blankets, and a new tent to protect my family
need to provide our daily necessities: food, medicine, blankets, and a new tent to protect my family
We have lost everything.Ifeel helpless watching myfamily suffer from hunger and illness,tent cold,unable toprovide them with safety,food,medicine,blankets to protect them from harsh winter cold
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✅verified by@gazavetters,my number(#544)✅
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✅verified by@gazavetters,my number(#544)✅
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November 9, 2025 at 5:02 AM
We desperately need your kindness during difficult times
need to provide our daily necessities: food, medicine, blankets, and a new tent to protect my family
need to provide our daily necessities: food, medicine, blankets, and a new tent to protect my family
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Who unleashed the steroid gun on Vincent Price
Chris Cuomo is trying to make this atrocious little mustache happen even though it looks like he drew it on with a ballpoint pen
November 11, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Who unleashed the steroid gun on Vincent Price
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It’s times like these (well, anytime really) when it’s good to have a cat to pet
November 10, 2025 at 5:44 PM
It’s times like these (well, anytime really) when it’s good to have a cat to pet
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You know what else is bad about Schumer caving?
With the shutdown & long wait times at airports, Americans had the PERFECT excuse why they weren’t going to be able to fly home for Thanksgiving
With the shutdown & long wait times at airports, Americans had the PERFECT excuse why they weren’t going to be able to fly home for Thanksgiving
November 10, 2025 at 5:52 PM
You know what else is bad about Schumer caving?
With the shutdown & long wait times at airports, Americans had the PERFECT excuse why they weren’t going to be able to fly home for Thanksgiving
With the shutdown & long wait times at airports, Americans had the PERFECT excuse why they weren’t going to be able to fly home for Thanksgiving
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40 years ago we’d have congressional hearings falsely accusing metal bands of putting backwards messages in their songs that told kids to kill themselves & now we have a planet-killing chatbot that’s all like “bet you won’t commit suicide chickenshit bitch” & the government is like here’s $5 billion
November 8, 2025 at 4:23 AM
40 years ago we’d have congressional hearings falsely accusing metal bands of putting backwards messages in their songs that told kids to kill themselves & now we have a planet-killing chatbot that’s all like “bet you won’t commit suicide chickenshit bitch” & the government is like here’s $5 billion
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(Rod Serling) Submitted for your ranked choice the case of one Andrew M. Cuomo, smarting scion of suburbia dethroned over workplace boundaries, unwilling to relax his wandering grip on power, and doomed to repeat humiliating attempts at return upon that most brittle boundary of all—the twilight zone
November 8, 2025 at 6:48 PM
(Rod Serling) Submitted for your ranked choice the case of one Andrew M. Cuomo, smarting scion of suburbia dethroned over workplace boundaries, unwilling to relax his wandering grip on power, and doomed to repeat humiliating attempts at return upon that most brittle boundary of all—the twilight zone
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Thanks to Chuck Schumer, the assembly line at the Lucy/Charlie Brown football meme factory has broken down. Folks are advised to look for other metaphors until service can be restored.
November 10, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Thanks to Chuck Schumer, the assembly line at the Lucy/Charlie Brown football meme factory has broken down. Folks are advised to look for other metaphors until service can be restored.
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I eat at this table. I’d rather Billy not sit on it. So we’ve reached a compromise: I’ll eat off a plate on my lap and he’ll sit wherever the fuck he wants. Cats always turn me into the Chuck Schumer of my own apartment.
November 10, 2025 at 6:30 PM
I eat at this table. I’d rather Billy not sit on it. So we’ve reached a compromise: I’ll eat off a plate on my lap and he’ll sit wherever the fuck he wants. Cats always turn me into the Chuck Schumer of my own apartment.
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don’t do this, I mean it
but what if….
but what if….
November 10, 2025 at 1:55 AM
don’t do this, I mean it
but what if….
but what if….
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omg clutch twinsies
November 10, 2025 at 5:23 PM
omg clutch twinsies
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Surely something witty could caption this pic, but it just made me smile, even laugh. Never hurts.
November 10, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Surely something witty could caption this pic, but it just made me smile, even laugh. Never hurts.
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This is my favorite part of this cycle we've been repeating for my entire adult life: when they sit backwards on the chair for some real talk and explain that you're a fucking peasant who doesn't understand how things work.
Durbin said critics of his vote “need to understand how the Senate works”
November 10, 2025 at 1:52 PM
This is my favorite part of this cycle we've been repeating for my entire adult life: when they sit backwards on the chair for some real talk and explain that you're a fucking peasant who doesn't understand how things work.
This morning my mom had shoulder replacement surgery. I talked to her last week & knew it was happening today, but forgot to text *good luck* yesterday
She’s out of surgery: all went well. My stepdad sent out a group text to 8 ppl. All others got a reply from him to their reply, except me 😐🫣
She’s out of surgery: all went well. My stepdad sent out a group text to 8 ppl. All others got a reply from him to their reply, except me 😐🫣
November 10, 2025 at 7:14 PM
This morning my mom had shoulder replacement surgery. I talked to her last week & knew it was happening today, but forgot to text *good luck* yesterday
She’s out of surgery: all went well. My stepdad sent out a group text to 8 ppl. All others got a reply from him to their reply, except me 😐🫣
She’s out of surgery: all went well. My stepdad sent out a group text to 8 ppl. All others got a reply from him to their reply, except me 😐🫣
Charlie Brown Schumer falling for Lucy Van Pelt holding the football again, but the entire country lands on their back
November 10, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Charlie Brown Schumer falling for Lucy Van Pelt holding the football again, but the entire country lands on their back
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This is why they were in downtown Chicago today.
"one agent shouted, “Everyone say, ‘Little Village!’”"
Nuremberg Trials are the moderate stance
blockclubchicago.org/2025/11/10/b...
"one agent shouted, “Everyone say, ‘Little Village!’”"
Nuremberg Trials are the moderate stance
blockclubchicago.org/2025/11/10/b...
November 10, 2025 at 3:42 PM
This is why they were in downtown Chicago today.
"one agent shouted, “Everyone say, ‘Little Village!’”"
Nuremberg Trials are the moderate stance
blockclubchicago.org/2025/11/10/b...
"one agent shouted, “Everyone say, ‘Little Village!’”"
Nuremberg Trials are the moderate stance
blockclubchicago.org/2025/11/10/b...
You know what else is bad about Schumer caving?
With the shutdown & long wait times at airports, Americans had the PERFECT excuse why they weren’t going to be able to fly home for Thanksgiving
With the shutdown & long wait times at airports, Americans had the PERFECT excuse why they weren’t going to be able to fly home for Thanksgiving
November 10, 2025 at 5:52 PM
You know what else is bad about Schumer caving?
With the shutdown & long wait times at airports, Americans had the PERFECT excuse why they weren’t going to be able to fly home for Thanksgiving
With the shutdown & long wait times at airports, Americans had the PERFECT excuse why they weren’t going to be able to fly home for Thanksgiving
It’s times like these (well, anytime really) when it’s good to have a cat to pet
November 10, 2025 at 5:44 PM
It’s times like these (well, anytime really) when it’s good to have a cat to pet
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the Rosetta Stone of dem politics is the 2006 senate primary which incumbent Joe Lieberman lost in part for making out with George Bush
He ran anyway, won with GOP support, dems let him keep his seniority, chairmanships and perks & he rewarded them by obstructing the ACA & killing the public option
He ran anyway, won with GOP support, dems let him keep his seniority, chairmanships and perks & he rewarded them by obstructing the ACA & killing the public option
An important question you cannot skip over in pursuit of the Primary Them All solution is: how likely is it that defeating entitled narcissists in a primary will actually stop them from running?
November 10, 2025 at 5:18 PM
the Rosetta Stone of dem politics is the 2006 senate primary which incumbent Joe Lieberman lost in part for making out with George Bush
He ran anyway, won with GOP support, dems let him keep his seniority, chairmanships and perks & he rewarded them by obstructing the ACA & killing the public option
He ran anyway, won with GOP support, dems let him keep his seniority, chairmanships and perks & he rewarded them by obstructing the ACA & killing the public option
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💔 A child in the prime of his life is being ravaged by cancer! If he were a pet, hearts would tremble and donations would pour in. But he is Mohammed, only 7 years old, and our help is his only hope after God
Don't let his voice be lost in silence. Contribute now to save his life!
shorturl.at/eRAO3
Don't let his voice be lost in silence. Contribute now to save his life!
shorturl.at/eRAO3
November 10, 2025 at 5:23 PM
💔 A child in the prime of his life is being ravaged by cancer! If he were a pet, hearts would tremble and donations would pour in. But he is Mohammed, only 7 years old, and our help is his only hope after God
Don't let his voice be lost in silence. Contribute now to save his life!
shorturl.at/eRAO3
Don't let his voice be lost in silence. Contribute now to save his life!
shorturl.at/eRAO3
omg clutch twinsies
November 10, 2025 at 5:23 PM
omg clutch twinsies