Sarah Kite 🪁
@sarahkite.bsky.social
moody sweetheart | pics & shitposting | pdx | baseball fan | trans rights | socialist | she/her | used to be funny | AI stans get blocked |
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it’s another Epiphany/Twelfth Night miracle 🙏
Doug LaMalfa, a Republican congressman from California, opposed marriage equality and transgender rights.
www.advocate.com/politics/rep...
www.advocate.com/politics/rep...
Anti-LGBTQ+ Republican congressman from California dies suddenly
California U.S. Rep. Doug LaMalfa, a seven-term Republican who opposed marriage equality and trans rights, is dead at 65.
www.advocate.com
January 6, 2026 at 4:02 PM
it’s another Epiphany/Twelfth Night miracle 🙏
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everything has to be as maximally stupid and annoying as possible every minute of every day
Department of Interior says if you put a sticker over Trump's face on your national park entrance pass, the pass will be invalidated.
Meanwhile Trump's decision to put his face on the passes is being challenged in court
Meanwhile Trump's decision to put his face on the passes is being challenged in court
DOI cracks down on stickers covering Trump's face on national park passes
Park passes with protest stickers are facing new scrutiny.
www.sfgate.com
January 6, 2026 at 3:52 PM
everything has to be as maximally stupid and annoying as possible every minute of every day
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Donald Trump once dry humped the US flag
Department of Interior says if you put a sticker over Trump's face on your national park entrance pass, the pass will be invalidated.
Meanwhile Trump's decision to put his face on the passes is being challenged in court
Meanwhile Trump's decision to put his face on the passes is being challenged in court
DOI cracks down on stickers covering Trump's face on national park passes
Park passes with protest stickers are facing new scrutiny.
www.sfgate.com
January 6, 2026 at 3:56 PM
Donald Trump once dry humped the US flag
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*takes back Epiphany and Twelfth Night from the January 6th creeps with vibes alone*
January 6, 2026 at 3:48 PM
*takes back Epiphany and Twelfth Night from the January 6th creeps with vibes alone*
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we've got some ICE shit going down in our little town today and it took like three minutes for a convoy of wine moms to start chasing them around town. normies hate this shit and are putting in the work
January 5, 2026 at 8:44 PM
we've got some ICE shit going down in our little town today and it took like three minutes for a convoy of wine moms to start chasing them around town. normies hate this shit and are putting in the work
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when your shitpost gets discovered by normie Bluesky, it’s always kind of harrowing to read the replies
January 5, 2026 at 5:18 PM
when your shitpost gets discovered by normie Bluesky, it’s always kind of harrowing to read the replies
I was walking at night in Old Town San Diego, after dinner (and a margarita) with my partner’s family. The park area where I was walking was very dark, not well lit. Before I realized what I was doing, I had walked off a 3ft high stage and hit the edge of the stage with my left butt cheek
What's the most ridiculous way you ever hurt yourself? I got out of the tub, skidded in water and tripped over the toilet. Ankle sprain.
😅
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January 6, 2026 at 2:42 AM
I was walking at night in Old Town San Diego, after dinner (and a margarita) with my partner’s family. The park area where I was walking was very dark, not well lit. Before I realized what I was doing, I had walked off a 3ft high stage and hit the edge of the stage with my left butt cheek
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IMO the argument is that you can make things into big enough deals that it matters. Khanna found Massey and found survivors and made the Epstein Files the gigantic story it should be. Only then did establishment Dems come along. You can, in fact, make things into big hairy deals if you do it right.
if you want the Senate to do something, Senate Republicans must do something.
People are dunking on this but I'm not really sure what plays Schumer has other than to try to peel off Rs.
People are dunking on this but I'm not really sure what plays Schumer has other than to try to peel off Rs.
Schumer: "Republicans must -- if there was ever a time, they must step up to the plate. This is the time. And if they don't, they're gonna feel the heat from their constituents."
January 6, 2026 at 1:24 AM
IMO the argument is that you can make things into big enough deals that it matters. Khanna found Massey and found survivors and made the Epstein Files the gigantic story it should be. Only then did establishment Dems come along. You can, in fact, make things into big hairy deals if you do it right.
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Having a busy day.
Made a trip to the dump.
Got a couple slices at Escape From New York Pizza for a late lunch. Here are a few fun stickers seen on the pizza ovens:
Made a trip to the dump.
Got a couple slices at Escape From New York Pizza for a late lunch. Here are a few fun stickers seen on the pizza ovens:
January 5, 2026 at 10:46 PM
Having a busy day.
Made a trip to the dump.
Got a couple slices at Escape From New York Pizza for a late lunch. Here are a few fun stickers seen on the pizza ovens:
Made a trip to the dump.
Got a couple slices at Escape From New York Pizza for a late lunch. Here are a few fun stickers seen on the pizza ovens:
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re: the tepid response of Democrats saying Trump didn’t go through the “proper channels”
saw this quote today:
“Liberals are just fascists who like paperwork”
saw this quote today:
“Liberals are just fascists who like paperwork”
January 5, 2026 at 5:16 PM
re: the tepid response of Democrats saying Trump didn’t go through the “proper channels”
saw this quote today:
“Liberals are just fascists who like paperwork”
saw this quote today:
“Liberals are just fascists who like paperwork”
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Welcome back artists! 🖌🎨✨️ Quote post with an old piece that you still like!
(not that old I guess)
Missing Mary, April 30, 2024
(not that old I guess)
Missing Mary, April 30, 2024
January 5, 2026 at 5:41 PM
Welcome back artists! 🖌🎨✨️ Quote post with an old piece that you still like!
(not that old I guess)
Missing Mary, April 30, 2024
(not that old I guess)
Missing Mary, April 30, 2024
practicing my celebration for when it happens
January 6, 2026 at 12:23 AM
practicing my celebration for when it happens
Having a busy day.
Made a trip to the dump.
Got a couple slices at Escape From New York Pizza for a late lunch. Here are a few fun stickers seen on the pizza ovens:
Made a trip to the dump.
Got a couple slices at Escape From New York Pizza for a late lunch. Here are a few fun stickers seen on the pizza ovens:
January 5, 2026 at 10:46 PM
Having a busy day.
Made a trip to the dump.
Got a couple slices at Escape From New York Pizza for a late lunch. Here are a few fun stickers seen on the pizza ovens:
Made a trip to the dump.
Got a couple slices at Escape From New York Pizza for a late lunch. Here are a few fun stickers seen on the pizza ovens:
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Welcome back artists! Quote post with an old piece you still like.
Frog king. 2004 ish
Frog king. 2004 ish
January 5, 2026 at 6:16 PM
Welcome back artists! Quote post with an old piece you still like.
Frog king. 2004 ish
Frog king. 2004 ish
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Hey Roku show me stretching exercises
January 5, 2026 at 6:11 PM
Hey Roku show me stretching exercises
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here's the thing: you are not reaching any real voters by posting on twitter at this point
none of them are on the platform, and if they are, they're sure not voting for you
twitter posting is exclusively for the audience of reporters who live over there, and you can reach them elsewhere
none of them are on the platform, and if they are, they're sure not voting for you
twitter posting is exclusively for the audience of reporters who live over there, and you can reach them elsewhere
@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social, could you please establish an official NYC Mayor account on Bluesky and post everything your office is currently posting on X over here?
And please remove all city accounts from X, which has become a CSAM creation and distribution site?
No money for Musk, ever, please.
And please remove all city accounts from X, which has become a CSAM creation and distribution site?
No money for Musk, ever, please.
January 5, 2026 at 4:53 PM
here's the thing: you are not reaching any real voters by posting on twitter at this point
none of them are on the platform, and if they are, they're sure not voting for you
twitter posting is exclusively for the audience of reporters who live over there, and you can reach them elsewhere
none of them are on the platform, and if they are, they're sure not voting for you
twitter posting is exclusively for the audience of reporters who live over there, and you can reach them elsewhere
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I see so much stuff on here that I would repost if there was alt text
it's 2026, learn it and use it please
it's 2026, learn it and use it please
January 5, 2026 at 6:06 PM
I see so much stuff on here that I would repost if there was alt text
it's 2026, learn it and use it please
it's 2026, learn it and use it please
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FWIW, I'm not mad at Schumer here because I think he's wrong (he is factually right.)
I'm mad at Schumer here because I think he's a fucking pussy.
I'm mad at Schumer here because I think he's a fucking pussy.
A lot of people are mad at Schumer for saying this. But he's right. Democrats don't control a single branch of government and they can't pass anything. Only Republicans can rein in Trump because they control both chambers of Congress. Democrats have no cards to play here.
Schumer: "Republicans must -- if there was ever a time, they must step up to the plate. This is the time. And if they don't, they're gonna feel the heat from their constituents."
January 5, 2026 at 6:06 PM
FWIW, I'm not mad at Schumer here because I think he's wrong (he is factually right.)
I'm mad at Schumer here because I think he's a fucking pussy.
I'm mad at Schumer here because I think he's a fucking pussy.
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The Trump administration wants this to happen.
January 5, 2026 at 7:15 AM
The Trump administration wants this to happen.
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“What do we call it when a stronger person decides to rob a weaker person because he can? It is just gangsterism. We are the most dangerous gangsters in the world today. Not in the sense of being charming rogues or alluring antiheroes. We are the bad guys.”
We Are the Bad Guys
The swaggering threat to global stability is us.
www.hamiltonnolan.com
January 5, 2026 at 4:26 PM
“What do we call it when a stronger person decides to rob a weaker person because he can? It is just gangsterism. We are the most dangerous gangsters in the world today. Not in the sense of being charming rogues or alluring antiheroes. We are the bad guys.”
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Welcome back artists! 🖌🎨✨️ Quote post with an old piece that you still like!
January 5, 2026 at 5:42 PM
Welcome back artists! 🖌🎨✨️ Quote post with an old piece that you still like!
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when you’re a kaiju at work and you dissociate for a sec
May 29, 2023 at 3:06 AM
when you’re a kaiju at work and you dissociate for a sec
Welcome back artists! 🖌🎨✨️ Quote post with an old piece that you still like!
(not that old I guess)
Missing Mary, April 30, 2024
(not that old I guess)
Missing Mary, April 30, 2024
January 5, 2026 at 5:41 PM
Welcome back artists! 🖌🎨✨️ Quote post with an old piece that you still like!
(not that old I guess)
Missing Mary, April 30, 2024
(not that old I guess)
Missing Mary, April 30, 2024