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Sarah Kite
@sarahkite.bsky.social
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moody sweetheart | pics & shitposting | pdx | baseball fan | trans rights | socialist | she/her | used to be funny | AI stans get blocked

Mastodon: @SarahKite@jorts.horse
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Ivan found my new puffy coat
my tabby cat Ivan looking up with blep tongue, while sitting on a puffy black coat that’s draped over a chair
November 18, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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was reminded today of Sinbad, so in the spirit of honoring our elders, here’s an old meme that still rings true
meme featuring a photo of Sinbad the comedian (David Adkins). in text that looks like a pink neon sign, it says Real Talk! and then the following is surrounded by an illustrated pink neon-sign-esque box: So are we going to overthrow the fucking government or what? [*Sinbad’s signature*]
November 18, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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headline from today:
you just know “suck” was intentional
Trump's incredibly complex' tariffs suck up CEO time and company resources The proliferation of trade regulations and threat of intensified enforcement has driven many companies to spend what could add up to tens of millions of dollars to ensure they are not running afoul of Trump's new duties. [photo of Trump stepping down the tarmac stairway from AF1] President Donald Trump steps off of Air Force One as he arrives at Palm Beach International Airport, on Nov. 14, 2025, in West Palm Beach, Florida. | Manuel Balce Ceneta/AP By DOUG PALMER 11/16/2025 12:00 PM EST
November 16, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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When you see them all lined up like this, it feels less like a product display and more like a shooting gallery
a collection of Christmas lawn inflatables displayed in a store’s outside garden area. all are sporting Christmasy costumes left to right are: one-eyed minion; Hello Kitty; Jack Skellington dressed as Santa; Bluey; small Yeti a collection of Christmas lawn inflatables displayed in a store’s outside garden area. all are sporting Christmasy costumes. left to right are: small Yeti; Stitch; Olaf; the Grinch; upside down elf legs (presumably to place atop a non-working chimney??)
November 16, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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I just can’t

Cheryl Hines has gotta be the dumbest turkey not to divorce this man with Slim Jim skin
headline from irealtor.com Cheryl Hines Opens Up About Chaotic Home Life With RFK Jr.-and How Olivia Nuzzi Affair Scandal Actually Strengthened Their Marriage by Charlie Lankston Wed, November 12, 2025 at 10:48 AM PST • 8 min read
November 14, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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oops used the wrong photo, here’s a better one
two wheat pennies: heads up on the left, tails up on the right, both from the 1950s
November 13, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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Why didn’t anyone tell me that YESTERDAY was the last day that the US minted pennies?!
RIP 😭
a couple wheat pennies I have. the one on the left is heads and was made in 1958. the one on the right is tails and was made in 1957
November 13, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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omg that reminds me of this search I did today for something completely different:
Duck Duck Go search words “what’s up with…” and the first word it autofills is “joints”
November 12, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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ALL COPS ARE BASTARDS
Steps app on my phone under “Trends” says: • Flights Climbed On average, your flights climbed have been decreasing over the last 5 days. and includes a fucking bar graph
November 12, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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on my way to gobble your girl
a male wild turkey in the process of running
November 11, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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I could watch videos of trains plowing through snow for hours
screenshot from a video of trains plowing through snow screenshot from a video of trains plowing through snow
November 11, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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Happy Birthday to my friend and cat mom to The Noodles @creeptwin.bsky.social
🤗💗🎉🍰😻🥳🎼🎶♥️

I know this past year has been challenging, but here’s to the coming year being so much better
an orange cat peering out a barred window in the Spanish city of Valencia. the street scene is quaint and the buildings are close together in an old part of town
November 11, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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cool.
also, this is funny as hell

changed my mind and hitting the like
unusual message that appears when replying to Matt E. Reals that says The post you're replying to was marked as being written in German by its author. Would you like to reply in German? (YES/NO)
November 10, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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omg clutch twinsies
Miriam Adelson, Israeli-American conservative political donor up the wazoo. She’s a bleach blonde, veneer toothed, tan white woman wearing expensive rimless glasses, a cardigan sweater covered in many Stars of David, and carrying a bejeweled white and blue Star of David clutch purse some random Mar-a-lago bleach blonde white woman at a party at the Trump compound. She is clearly in late middle-age but has had extensive Mar-a-lago facial transformation. She’s wearing a double strand at the neckline of large, fake-looking pearls and a rather pretty floral, form-fitting coat/skirt combo. She’s holding a white bejeweled clutch purse with TRUMP spelled out in red-white-and-blue
November 10, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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don’t do this, I mean it

but what if….
geordi la forge drake meme (featuring LaVar Burton in his Star Trek Next Generation role) top frame (“hold on”): “SPIT ON CHUCK SCHUMER” bottom frame (“now you’re talkin’”) “CHUCK SCHUMER ON A SPIT”
November 10, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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ok one more:
Nina (foreground) and Ivan
my two tabby cats Nina (foreground) and Ivan (background), each lying contentedly in their individual shoeboxes on the dining table, enjoying a morning where there is finally sunlight after days of rain
November 8, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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BONUS:

Ivan yawning in sunlight
my tabby cat Ivan in a shoe box on the dining room table, sitting up and yawning, sunlight streaming in
November 8, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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Caturday

alt text: various pics of my tabby cat Ivan while getting pet (my right hand is slightly visible in some shots)
November 8, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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this cult is the weirdest fucking shit
tweet from someone called 7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000 including a photo from the “Gatsby Party” at Mar-a-Lago. Trump is seated: squinting and so tan he looks like beef jerky, with a blue tie. Some woman-like entity in fancy dress with Mar-a-Lago face (looking like a slightly more real Laura Loomer) is leaning over Trump’s chair, smiling for the camera. The tweet is captioned: Been staring at this photo from Trump's gatsby party a lot today. When I had Xanax induced sleep paralysis I would see this woman. I didn't think she was real but here she is in the flesh
November 8, 2025 at 3:26 AM
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[What every girl wants to hear]

“My love for you burns hotter than a thousand Tesla fires”
a Tesla parked near Tesla charging units, completely engulfed in flames
November 8, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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found in an instagram thread:
post found in an Instagram thread from JC @jaycatt7 My roommate described Republicans as the mass shooter and Democrats as Uvalde cops, and I can't get it out of my head
November 6, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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Moonrise tonight
moody moon amongst clouds set against a partial Portland OR skyline, looking east
November 6, 2025 at 5:04 AM
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Well today has been pretty groovy, from beginning to end
sheep on a hill in the Willamette Valley, on the way to Dundee, Oregon selfie of yours truly with glasses, lipstick, swirly purple earrings and purple/grey/black scarf, sitting shotgun in a car, strapped in and smiling on the way to wine tasting a small boulder covered in dozens of young ferns, in front of trees in Canemah Bluffs Nature Park, Oregon City, OR fire in the fireplace at home, in celebration of Dick Cheney dying and Zohran Mamdani
November 5, 2025 at 5:00 AM
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I keep calling Ernie Clement of the Blue Jays “The Hobbit” because he looks like Dominic Monaghan of LOTR fame
baseball player Ernie Clement of the Toronto Blue Jays actor Dominic Monaghan who played a hobbit in the Lord of the Rings movie trilogy
November 2, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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I found this online & what’s weird abt it is the choice of green skin for a witch has no origin before the 1939 movie The Wizard of Oz (according to multiple sources).

“Fuck Colonizers” could include Hollywood producers who were spending a fortune on Technicolor & wanted a big bang for their buck
illustration that looks as if it’s printed on a crumpled piece of paper: we see a green-skinned dismembered right hand with holes, tattoos and a stitched scar, torn off above the wrist with ragged skin and bone. the hand has long black nails and is giving the viewer the finger. on the wrist is an ornate, circular turquoise bracelet that appears to be Native American in origin. above and below the hand in a spooky green typeface it says FUCK 🖕 COLONIZERS
November 2, 2025 at 1:18 AM