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Ohio = I don't get DMs
There's a joke about European Extreme as a difficulty option in there somewhere
January 3, 2026 at 5:42 AM
Talk about your misplaced priorities
January 3, 2026 at 5:36 AM
hey to all the losers looking at this account with their alts lol
January 3, 2026 at 5:06 AM
You can tell the Fear is a good boss fight because I can't beat him
January 2, 2026 at 10:09 PM
you can't possibly think this is true
If Kamala Harris had been elected, Elon Musk and Donald Trump would both be in prison right now.
January 2, 2026 at 9:59 PM
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grok is just fulfilling the only market purpose of generative AI: making child pornography to titillate nihilists and pedophiles. that's its job, that's its point, that's the point of all this shit that "isn't going away." Crypto was just a new way to buy CSAM, AI is just a new way to make CSAM
January 2, 2026 at 9:27 PM
Are you now, or have you ever been, a subscriber to the Badempanada Youtube channel?
January 2, 2026 at 9:10 PM
How to stop worrying about the lore and learn to love Metal Gear
January 2, 2026 at 5:01 PM
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Israeli settlers attack the village of Farkha, west of Salfit, in an attempt to harass Palestinian residents, as locals try to prevent the attack.
January 2, 2026 at 4:52 PM
Oh shit, I forgot that Blue Prince was a 2025 game
January 2, 2026 at 4:53 PM
Kids these days have no idea how to talk to a switchboard operator
January 2, 2026 at 4:49 PM
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I’m quickly realizing people are now using the BDS list to excuse any product/behavior/content they engage with, AS LONG as it’s not on the list
January 2, 2026 at 2:33 AM
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Kids today don't know how to

*Use Morse Code
*Operate a Telegraph
*Shoe a mule
*Refuse quarter to confederate soldiers
*Operate a large scale fur trapping operation
It's 2026.

Things many American school kids probably don't know how to do:

* Dial a rotary telephone

* Tell time from an analog clock

* Read or write cursive

* Decipher Roman numerals

* Navigate with a paper map or use a compass

* Balance a checkbook

(Please add more below)

January 2, 2026 at 4:09 PM
steve, what in the fuck is a rotary phone?
It's 2026.

Things many American school kids probably don't know how to do:

* Dial a rotary telephone

* Tell time from an analog clock

* Read or write cursive

* Decipher Roman numerals

* Navigate with a paper map or use a compass

* Balance a checkbook

(Please add more below)

January 2, 2026 at 4:16 PM
From the river to the sea you nazi zionist bitch
A self-indulgent reduction, eagerly reinforced by Mamdani’s cheerleaders, that opens the stable wide for Antisemitism, expressed in the idiom of anti-Zionism, to gush forth.
One of Mayor Mamdani's core political beliefs is that there's no contradiction between opposing antisemitism and supporting anti-Zionism.

That's why he repealed Adams' executive orders mandating the IHRA definition and banning BDS but he's keeping the Mayor's Office to Combat Antisemitism.
January 2, 2026 at 4:07 PM
Am I a crazy person for thinking the original MGS3 camera is actually just fine and sometimes superior than the new one?
January 2, 2026 at 5:50 AM
it's more about shaming you for not giving a shit about the genocide in Palestine
January 2, 2026 at 4:54 AM
it's literally asking someone to do the exact same thing as I'm doing so what's the real problem? the real problem is you, personally, don't want to care about the holocaust in Palestine THAT much
January 2, 2026 at 4:42 AM
people have gotten disturbingly good at "acknowledging" that Israel is committing genocide while not really acting like it's one. like this is the kind of holocaust we can get to later. no hurry. no need to get very serious about it's just a holocaust gee whiz
January 2, 2026 at 4:22 AM
why do people write like this? this sucks!
January 2, 2026 at 4:15 AM
you know they raped anna liedtke, the german journalist who was on the freedom flotilla? of course you didn't, this is all just a means for taunting and dunks for you chuds
January 2, 2026 at 3:35 AM
I'm afraid under communism, gigantic mechs would be totally unnecessary. I'm sorry
January 1, 2026 at 4:31 PM
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They tried to label a 37 year old zionist who attacked people at a mural for victims of genocide as a "good kid" lol
January 1, 2026 at 4:11 PM
What historian is out there saying hitler was a genius?
Curtis Yarvin, JD Vance’s friend & ideological influence, ended 2025 by claiming “only Hitler spoke the truth” about “too many subjects” & “Hitler was a genius.”

Extremism isn’t fringe on the right. Once marginal online extremists like Yarvin are influential at the highest levels of government.
January 1, 2026 at 4:03 PM
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Curtis Yarvin, JD Vance’s friend & ideological influence, ended 2025 by claiming “only Hitler spoke the truth” about “too many subjects” & “Hitler was a genius.”

Extremism isn’t fringe on the right. Once marginal online extremists like Yarvin are influential at the highest levels of government.
January 1, 2026 at 2:49 PM