Salty MacTavish
@saltymactavish.bsky.social
Working on a Dixieland arrangement of Hurt. Will keep you posted
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Here’s our wicked cool Etsy shop: https://kitchentableworks.etsy.com
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Here’s our wicked cool Etsy shop: https://kitchentableworks.etsy.com
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Just heard a former NFL quarterback say “I had so many great years with my tight end” and I nodded knowingly
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I make a spectacular friend if you like downward spirals
November 10, 2025 at 6:03 PM
I make a spectacular friend if you like downward spirals
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Went to reach into my jacket pocket and pulled out a small handful of Kleenex tissues.
The metamorphosis is complete. I have become my mother.
The metamorphosis is complete. I have become my mother.
November 9, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Went to reach into my jacket pocket and pulled out a small handful of Kleenex tissues.
The metamorphosis is complete. I have become my mother.
The metamorphosis is complete. I have become my mother.
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At least the Starbucks barista likes me 🤷♀️
November 10, 2025 at 6:29 PM
At least the Starbucks barista likes me 🤷♀️
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accidentally wore my i’m a pussy ass bitch t-shirt and now i’m in congress
November 10, 2025 at 5:17 PM
accidentally wore my i’m a pussy ass bitch t-shirt and now i’m in congress
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. @saltymactavish.bsky.social
the shared presence of that [soul is] in the brains that remain, [in] those secondary personal gemmae that remain aflicker in all these different brains…a collective corona that still glows.
(paraphrased Douglas Hofstadter)
the shared presence of that [soul is] in the brains that remain, [in] those secondary personal gemmae that remain aflicker in all these different brains…a collective corona that still glows.
(paraphrased Douglas Hofstadter)
November 10, 2025 at 6:56 PM
. @saltymactavish.bsky.social
the shared presence of that [soul is] in the brains that remain, [in] those secondary personal gemmae that remain aflicker in all these different brains…a collective corona that still glows.
(paraphrased Douglas Hofstadter)
the shared presence of that [soul is] in the brains that remain, [in] those secondary personal gemmae that remain aflicker in all these different brains…a collective corona that still glows.
(paraphrased Douglas Hofstadter)
As a Mass guy, I envy the way the word ‘holler’ rolls off the tongue of someone from West Virginia or Kentucky. Up here, we say ‘a chucklefuck just left the packie and whipped 10 losing scratch tickets into the ditch – or holler – next to the Dunks’
November 10, 2025 at 7:24 PM
As a Mass guy, I envy the way the word ‘holler’ rolls off the tongue of someone from West Virginia or Kentucky. Up here, we say ‘a chucklefuck just left the packie and whipped 10 losing scratch tickets into the ditch – or holler – next to the Dunks’
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Makes his own kimchi and likes the warm sound you only get with vinyl.
October 29, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Makes his own kimchi and likes the warm sound you only get with vinyl.
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he’s practicing for when the aliens arrive in a few weeks
November 10, 2025 at 2:58 PM
he’s practicing for when the aliens arrive in a few weeks
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why does "we must go back" always mean racism and not quaaludes
July 17, 2025 at 2:34 AM
why does "we must go back" always mean racism and not quaaludes
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I even pretend not to be home for a knock-knock joke
November 9, 2025 at 8:52 AM
I even pretend not to be home for a knock-knock joke
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I saw the best minds of my generation
-Allen Ginsberg, brain surgeon
-Allen Ginsberg, brain surgeon
April 4, 2025 at 4:06 AM
I saw the best minds of my generation
-Allen Ginsberg, brain surgeon
-Allen Ginsberg, brain surgeon
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this is like charlie brown pulling the football away from himself
November 10, 2025 at 4:13 AM
this is like charlie brown pulling the football away from himself
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Actually, Mr. Potato Head was the name of the inventor
November 9, 2025 at 11:09 AM
Actually, Mr. Potato Head was the name of the inventor
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excommunicate the internet
state of the trad catholic discourse on the other site is debating whether undocumented immigrants should be able to receive the Eucharist if you were wondering how that was going
November 9, 2025 at 6:31 AM
excommunicate the internet
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the jets winning streak has lasted longer than the dems' good will with the base
November 10, 2025 at 3:27 PM
the jets winning streak has lasted longer than the dems' good will with the base
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Flying Squirrel Loves It Every Time
November 5, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Flying Squirrel Loves It Every Time
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[Medieval monastery]
Abbot: Did you draw in the margins of this bible?
Me: Yeah, it's called illumination. Very fancy.
Abbot: *opens book* Is this a tree growing dicks instead of fruit?
Me: lol yeah
Abbot: Did you draw in the margins of this bible?
Me: Yeah, it's called illumination. Very fancy.
Abbot: *opens book* Is this a tree growing dicks instead of fruit?
Me: lol yeah
November 9, 2025 at 11:38 PM
[Medieval monastery]
Abbot: Did you draw in the margins of this bible?
Me: Yeah, it's called illumination. Very fancy.
Abbot: *opens book* Is this a tree growing dicks instead of fruit?
Me: lol yeah
Abbot: Did you draw in the margins of this bible?
Me: Yeah, it's called illumination. Very fancy.
Abbot: *opens book* Is this a tree growing dicks instead of fruit?
Me: lol yeah
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Y’all need to riot
November 10, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Y’all need to riot
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started from the bottom, now we here (a new bottom)
November 9, 2025 at 6:04 AM
started from the bottom, now we here (a new bottom)
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What if the rapture happened a long time ago but only Amelia Earhart made the cut?
September 23, 2025 at 2:13 PM
What if the rapture happened a long time ago but only Amelia Earhart made the cut?
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Spotify customer service is immediately ending conversations if you ask about them airing ICE advertisements on the platform.
Cancel your Spotify subscription.
#BoycottSpotify
Cancel your Spotify subscription.
#BoycottSpotify
October 23, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Spotify customer service is immediately ending conversations if you ask about them airing ICE advertisements on the platform.
Cancel your Spotify subscription.
#BoycottSpotify
Cancel your Spotify subscription.
#BoycottSpotify
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Day 19 posting pictures of Dakota for attention.
#dogsofbluesky
#dogsofbluesky
May 2, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Day 19 posting pictures of Dakota for attention.
#dogsofbluesky
#dogsofbluesky
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Sunday read: "And so I stand beside the latch, comforted by the collective thumbprint. Through the imperceptible hollowing of its burnished curve, it cradles an immortality defined through touch" www.digest.andymarshall.co/andy-marshal...
October 12, 2025 at 7:12 AM
Sunday read: "And so I stand beside the latch, comforted by the collective thumbprint. Through the imperceptible hollowing of its burnished curve, it cradles an immortality defined through touch" www.digest.andymarshall.co/andy-marshal...
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The Shape of Water is a fav so I knew Frankenstein would be A+. You could watch his movies on mute & still hold your interest. But there’s some animal death & it’s sad watching Frankenstein be mean to his baby. The creature was even more lovable w out that god awful box haircut.
November 9, 2025 at 3:22 PM
The Shape of Water is a fav so I knew Frankenstein would be A+. You could watch his movies on mute & still hold your interest. But there’s some animal death & it’s sad watching Frankenstein be mean to his baby. The creature was even more lovable w out that god awful box haircut.
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arugula Popeye
(he wears glasses)
(he wears glasses)
November 9, 2025 at 9:37 AM
arugula Popeye
(he wears glasses)
(he wears glasses)