high & off the wallflower
@baseball4breakfast.bsky.social
ny (⚾🏈🏀)ets, liberty + UB bulls + hangman adam page supporter
don't tell me this town ain't got no heart / just gotta poke around
• keep it respectful
• don't be a bozo
• stand clear of the closing doors
Pinned
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sleep on a train or plane doesn’t count as sleep, it’s just a cutscene skip
January 17, 2026 at 6:45 AM
sleep on a train or plane doesn’t count as sleep, it’s just a cutscene skip
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I can't trust politicians who are anti-trans. Not because I'm "only searching for perfection" which is what centrists will be accusing me of for the rest of my life, it's because if you're not pro-trans you'll be garbage on lots of other issues too. Being anti-trans NEVER exists in a vacuum.
January 17, 2026 at 9:42 AM
I can't trust politicians who are anti-trans. Not because I'm "only searching for perfection" which is what centrists will be accusing me of for the rest of my life, it's because if you're not pro-trans you'll be garbage on lots of other issues too. Being anti-trans NEVER exists in a vacuum.
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the other day my 8yo said Spanish was his third language. then he counted "uno, dos, tres..." all the way up to "nueve" and then said "uh, i forget." i said "diez?" and this kid straight up replied "diez nuts"
January 17, 2026 at 5:49 AM
the other day my 8yo said Spanish was his third language. then he counted "uno, dos, tres..." all the way up to "nueve" and then said "uh, i forget." i said "diez?" and this kid straight up replied "diez nuts"
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Checking in on the Florida Panthers tonight
January 17, 2026 at 3:07 AM
Checking in on the Florida Panthers tonight
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I will never unmute Stancil but I do salute him
January 17, 2026 at 2:26 AM
I will never unmute Stancil but I do salute him
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BREAKING: This dog is named Susan From Accounting
January 17, 2026 at 3:49 AM
BREAKING: This dog is named Susan From Accounting
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At its core, ICE, and really this entire government, are simply Losers Who Are Bothering You
January 17, 2026 at 2:53 AM
At its core, ICE, and really this entire government, are simply Losers Who Are Bothering You
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This is how it’s done. Total control. Not one shred of power sharing with Republicans.
Wow
The night before Spanberger’s inauguration
She’s cleared house at UVA
Top Youngkin appointees resign
Spanberger should be able to easily replace them given Dem trifecta
The former CIA officer asserting her control
The night before Spanberger’s inauguration
She’s cleared house at UVA
Top Youngkin appointees resign
Spanberger should be able to easily replace them given Dem trifecta
The former CIA officer asserting her control
January 16, 2026 at 11:57 PM
This is how it’s done. Total control. Not one shred of power sharing with Republicans.
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Block instantly.
✅ @icegov.bsky.social has been verified by @bsky.app.
January 17, 2026 at 12:13 AM
Block instantly.
bluesky is for the people
January 17, 2026 at 1:52 AM
bluesky is for the people
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Keep that shit off my phone. Thanks!
January 16, 2026 at 10:50 PM
Keep that shit off my phone. Thanks!
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we are truly in our Bad Sentence To Read Era
The YouTube phenomenon known as MrBeast has partnered with the LDS Church on philanthropy, and church President Dallin Oaks says he hopes lower missionary ages will lead to lower marriage ages.
Latest from Mormon Land: YouTube’s MrBeast partners with LDS Church; spate of new new stakes created
The YouTube phenomenon known as MrBeast has partnered with the LDS Church on philanthropy, and church President Dallin Oaks says he hopes lower missionary ages will lead to lower marriage ages.
www.sltrib.com
January 16, 2026 at 8:35 PM
we are truly in our Bad Sentence To Read Era
bo bichette, a perfect met
good luck to the phightens on signing bo bifillie
good luck to the phightens on signing bo bifillie
January 16, 2026 at 8:49 PM
bo bichette, a perfect met
good luck to the phightens on signing bo bifillie
good luck to the phightens on signing bo bifillie
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I think this also makes the Mets way more likely to sign Valdez or Gallen than they were this morning because the penalty for a second QO guy is so much less than the penalty for the first
January 16, 2026 at 5:41 PM
I think this also makes the Mets way more likely to sign Valdez or Gallen than they were this morning because the penalty for a second QO guy is so much less than the penalty for the first
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I think as panic moves go signing the clear best player remaining on the market to short-term is about the least problematic one you can make, but I do think it is very acutely a severe panic move and probably driven by PR, yes
This feels like a defensive signing, as in something they felt compelled to do. And like I don't feel like it's necessarily wrong, and they've done well to rebuild farm wise. But, there's a point to pivot/change from here?
January 16, 2026 at 5:43 PM
I think as panic moves go signing the clear best player remaining on the market to short-term is about the least problematic one you can make, but I do think it is very acutely a severe panic move and probably driven by PR, yes
keeping him away from philly is good, no idea where he's playing but a good problem to have
Infielder Bo Bichette and the New York Mets are in agreement on a three-year, $126 million contract, sources tell ESPN.
After losing the Kyle Tucker sweepstakes, the Mets pivot quickly and get one of the best players left on the market. @WillSammon was first on the deal.
After losing the Kyle Tucker sweepstakes, the Mets pivot quickly and get one of the best players left on the market. @WillSammon was first on the deal.
January 16, 2026 at 5:31 PM
keeping him away from philly is good, no idea where he's playing but a good problem to have
man when we worked in that cold weather we was cold
January 16, 2026 at 12:32 PM
man when we worked in that cold weather we was cold
i don't hate the dodgers. the dodgers are not bad for baseball. but mannnn
January 16, 2026 at 12:05 PM
i don't hate the dodgers. the dodgers are not bad for baseball. but mannnn
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Why do SCUBA divers fall backwards out of the boat?
If they fell forwards, they would still be in the boat
If they fell forwards, they would still be in the boat
January 16, 2026 at 2:31 AM
Why do SCUBA divers fall backwards out of the boat?
If they fell forwards, they would still be in the boat
If they fell forwards, they would still be in the boat
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The only person surprised by this is Chuck Schumer.
NEW: Senate ACA funding talks collapse
Even the optimists are now pessimistic.
Senate is gone for a week.
Open enrollment ends today.
Blame game is intensifying.
Most Republicans want this money gone; looks like they’ll get it.
www.nbcnews.com/politics/con...
Even the optimists are now pessimistic.
Senate is gone for a week.
Open enrollment ends today.
Blame game is intensifying.
Most Republicans want this money gone; looks like they’ll get it.
www.nbcnews.com/politics/con...
Senate ACA funding talks fizzle as higher premiums for millions take effect for 2026
Negotiations to revive Obamacare funds have stalled, with optimism fading as open enrollment ends. Most Republicans want the funds to stay expired.
www.nbcnews.com
January 16, 2026 at 1:44 AM
The only person surprised by this is Chuck Schumer.
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If ICE does indeed descend on Maine, I am willing to give Graham Platner one (1) chance to begin a redemption arc.
January 16, 2026 at 2:27 AM
If ICE does indeed descend on Maine, I am willing to give Graham Platner one (1) chance to begin a redemption arc.