shyduck
@shyduck.bsky.social
philly | engineer | he/him | 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 ally | go birds | go flyers
Yeah Reese's are kinda ass now, I knew it wasn't just me.
I highly recommend these though:
I highly recommend these though:
February 19, 2026 at 1:51 AM
Yeah Reese's are kinda ass now, I knew it wasn't just me.
I highly recommend these though:
I highly recommend these though:
Sausage Party.
Let's beat you over the head with the same exact joke for 90 minutes until your brain bleeds. I was mad for sitting through it. I was looking up the runtime about 20 minutes in. 82% on RT is a Big Lie
Let's beat you over the head with the same exact joke for 90 minutes until your brain bleeds. I was mad for sitting through it. I was looking up the runtime about 20 minutes in. 82% on RT is a Big Lie
fun question: what’s the maddest you’ve ever been leaving a movie theater? not necessarily worst movie you’ve seen, but the one that just pissed you off the most. mine is Batman v Superman
February 18, 2026 at 10:17 PM
Sausage Party.
Let's beat you over the head with the same exact joke for 90 minutes until your brain bleeds. I was mad for sitting through it. I was looking up the runtime about 20 minutes in. 82% on RT is a Big Lie
Let's beat you over the head with the same exact joke for 90 minutes until your brain bleeds. I was mad for sitting through it. I was looking up the runtime about 20 minutes in. 82% on RT is a Big Lie
this will be a courtroom exhibit someday
Q: The president just said on Truth Social it would be a 'big mistake' for UK to hold over control of Diego Garcia, but the State Dept said the US supports that handover
LEAVITT: The post should be taken as administration policy. When you see it on TS, you know it's directly from President Trump.
LEAVITT: The post should be taken as administration policy. When you see it on TS, you know it's directly from President Trump.
February 18, 2026 at 7:17 PM
this will be a courtroom exhibit someday
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Having seven guys, most of whom have absolutely no idea what they're doing, running the entire federal government does not seem to be working out so great.
BREAKING: NIH director Jay Bhattacharya will take on the additional role of acting director of the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, two administration officials told @sherylnyt.bsky.social on Wednesday.
Bhattacharya will also continue to run the NIH, she reports for @nytimes.com.
Bhattacharya will also continue to run the NIH, she reports for @nytimes.com.
N.I.H. Director Will Temporarily Run C.D.C. in Leadership Shake-Up
www.nytimes.com
February 18, 2026 at 7:03 PM
Having seven guys, most of whom have absolutely no idea what they're doing, running the entire federal government does not seem to be working out so great.
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The Scion of Oklahoma City’s largest McDonald’s franchisee family pissed himself at a peaceful anti-ICE protest in Mustang, OK this week when he tried to start shit and attacked protestors
February 18, 2026 at 4:21 PM
The Scion of Oklahoma City’s largest McDonald’s franchisee family pissed himself at a peaceful anti-ICE protest in Mustang, OK this week when he tried to start shit and attacked protestors
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In my humble opinion, if we want to push back on the current political culture of trampling on the very concept of civic virtue, we're just gonna have to live with some people tying those virtues to their faith.
It's okay to talk about why a belief in Jesus makes you want to be a good person IMO
It's okay to talk about why a belief in Jesus makes you want to be a good person IMO
February 18, 2026 at 3:59 PM
In my humble opinion, if we want to push back on the current political culture of trampling on the very concept of civic virtue, we're just gonna have to live with some people tying those virtues to their faith.
It's okay to talk about why a belief in Jesus makes you want to be a good person IMO
It's okay to talk about why a belief in Jesus makes you want to be a good person IMO
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This GOOD BOY ran onto the course during the Women’s Cross-Country Skiing Team Sprint event, crossing the finish line and being automatically recorded by OMEGA’s photofinish camera 😆
February 18, 2026 at 11:46 AM
This GOOD BOY ran onto the course during the Women’s Cross-Country Skiing Team Sprint event, crossing the finish line and being automatically recorded by OMEGA’s photofinish camera 😆
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Soul Calibur 2 (2003 | Namco/Project Soul | PS2): wuwuwuwuwu
September 12, 2024 at 12:44 AM
Soul Calibur 2 (2003 | Namco/Project Soul | PS2): wuwuwuwuwu
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A thing that just happened to me: a company found my work email and sent me a message asking if we have any old computers or "any surplus memory or "RAM Sticks"". They're paying cash.
February 17, 2026 at 8:01 PM
A thing that just happened to me: a company found my work email and sent me a message asking if we have any old computers or "any surplus memory or "RAM Sticks"". They're paying cash.
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I don’t know who needs to hear Jesse Jackson leading the kids on Sesame Street in this beautiful call-and-response reminding them that every child is somebody, but here it is
February 17, 2026 at 11:41 AM
I don’t know who needs to hear Jesse Jackson leading the kids on Sesame Street in this beautiful call-and-response reminding them that every child is somebody, but here it is
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👀 Invoking Orwell, a federal judge has ordered the Trump administration to restore panels and historical acknowledgments of the history of slavery that the National Park Service removed in Philadelphia. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
February 16, 2026 at 6:24 PM
👀 Invoking Orwell, a federal judge has ordered the Trump administration to restore panels and historical acknowledgments of the history of slavery that the National Park Service removed in Philadelphia. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
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Hearing reports that yes, it is
February 16, 2026 at 1:29 AM
Hearing reports that yes, it is
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we got ourselves a woke Daytona 500 winner. woke 2 is here
February 15, 2026 at 10:40 PM
we got ourselves a woke Daytona 500 winner. woke 2 is here
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It's so NASCAR that its dumbest race is also its signature race
February 15, 2026 at 10:39 PM
It's so NASCAR that its dumbest race is also its signature race
what the hell was that final.lap
February 15, 2026 at 10:40 PM
what the hell was that final.lap
Tom Wilson would be the guy fighting in the Olympics
February 15, 2026 at 6:04 PM
Tom Wilson would be the guy fighting in the Olympics
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American Century of Humiliation is manifesting in ways I did not predict.
Chinese astronauts become the first to grill wings in space, paving the way for future uncstronauts
February 14, 2026 at 11:07 PM
American Century of Humiliation is manifesting in ways I did not predict.
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A popcorn machine caught fire, delaying Saturday's Georgia-Oklahoma men's basketball game.
No one was injured.
No one was injured.
February 14, 2026 at 11:32 PM
A popcorn machine caught fire, delaying Saturday's Georgia-Oklahoma men's basketball game.
No one was injured.
No one was injured.
So you're telling me Tom Wilson injured someone. You're telling me this for the first time
February 14, 2026 at 9:13 PM
So you're telling me Tom Wilson injured someone. You're telling me this for the first time
USA is losing and a Tkachuk is melting down, all going to plan
February 14, 2026 at 8:49 PM
USA is losing and a Tkachuk is melting down, all going to plan
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Yesterday morning kids were sent running from their bus stop in panic because ICE showed up. This guy at today’s ICE Out of Lindenwold protest is a must watch 😭. @maddow.bsky.social
February 14, 2026 at 2:37 AM
Yesterday morning kids were sent running from their bus stop in panic because ICE showed up. This guy at today’s ICE Out of Lindenwold protest is a must watch 😭. @maddow.bsky.social