shyduck
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philly | engineer | he/him | 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 ally | go birds | go flyers
Icing a Marchand-Wilson-Bennett line is A Choice
February 20, 2026 at 5:12 PM
Icing a Marchand-Wilson-Bennett line is A Choice
tbf how was the Kia supposed to see the camouflaged car
In other news, LaMelo Ball’s custom Hummer lost a fight with a Kia Forte in Uptown Charlotte on Wednesday.
February 20, 2026 at 4:56 PM
tbf how was the Kia supposed to see the camouflaged car
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"I say we invest that money back in the Board of Peace!"
February 20, 2026 at 3:22 PM
"I say we invest that money back in the Board of Peace!"
Oh there is going to be some Content today
February 20, 2026 at 3:05 PM
Oh there is going to be some Content today
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BREAKING: The Supreme Court STRIKES DOWN Trump's "emergency" tariffs. The vote is 6–3. www.supremecourt.gov/opinions/25p...
February 20, 2026 at 3:02 PM
BREAKING: The Supreme Court STRIKES DOWN Trump's "emergency" tariffs. The vote is 6–3. www.supremecourt.gov/opinions/25p...
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What the fuck are we doing
This article says she is out and Salisbury is back and in
www.bizjournals.com/philadelphia...
www.bizjournals.com/philadelphia...
Jim Salisbury returns to NBC Sports Philadelphia; Taryn Hatcher departs - Philadelphia Business Journal
A familiar face is returning to NBC Sports Philadelphia's Phillies coverage this season after a three-year absence, while last season's sideline reporter will not be back.
www.bizjournals.com
February 20, 2026 at 2:16 PM
What the fuck are we doing
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Hahahaahhaa hell yeah. The future rules! THE FUTURE RULES!
February 20, 2026 at 5:49 AM
Hahahaahhaa hell yeah. The future rules! THE FUTURE RULES!
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“The Board of Peace should be spelled B-O-R-E-D”
February 20, 2026 at 4:20 AM
“The Board of Peace should be spelled B-O-R-E-D”
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FIRST OLYMPIC FIGURE SKATING CHAMP WHO PROBABLY HAS MARSHAWN LYNCH IN HER CELLPHONE AND ALSO HAS A LIP PIERCING
February 19, 2026 at 10:01 PM
FIRST OLYMPIC FIGURE SKATING CHAMP WHO PROBABLY HAS MARSHAWN LYNCH IN HER CELLPHONE AND ALSO HAS A LIP PIERCING
lmao this piece of shit
Trump: "I flew to Iraq. I was extremely brave. So brave I wanted to give myself the Congressional Medal of Honor ... someday I'm gonna try. I'll test the law."
February 19, 2026 at 9:56 PM
lmao this piece of shit
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musk infamously misunderstands every single cultural reference he has ever encountered, the idea that he has any credibility to talk about common culture is nonsense, he's a billionaire south african from a family of billionaires who has at least 14 children with 4 different women
February 19, 2026 at 7:51 PM
musk infamously misunderstands every single cultural reference he has ever encountered, the idea that he has any credibility to talk about common culture is nonsense, he's a billionaire south african from a family of billionaires who has at least 14 children with 4 different women
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gift link if you wanna cry in the middle of a thursday share.inquirer.com/NOjBjO
February 19, 2026 at 5:30 PM
gift link if you wanna cry in the middle of a thursday share.inquirer.com/NOjBjO
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The last time a senior member of the reigning royal family was arrested: Charles I in 1647
🚨 Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor Arrested on 66th Birthday
A seminal moment for accountability. The King's brother is in custody and searches are being carried out at his Berkshire and Norfolk homes.
A seminal moment for accountability. The King's brother is in custody and searches are being carried out at his Berkshire and Norfolk homes.
February 19, 2026 at 12:37 PM
The last time a senior member of the reigning royal family was arrested: Charles I in 1647
Good morning from Coupandrapeistan, aka the United States of America
February 19, 2026 at 12:42 PM
Good morning from Coupandrapeistan, aka the United States of America
Yeah Reese's are kinda ass now, I knew it wasn't just me.
I highly recommend these though:
I highly recommend these though:
February 19, 2026 at 1:51 AM
Yeah Reese's are kinda ass now, I knew it wasn't just me.
I highly recommend these though:
I highly recommend these though:
Sausage Party.
Let's beat you over the head with the same exact joke for 90 minutes until your brain bleeds. I was mad for sitting through it. I was looking up the runtime about 20 minutes in. 82% on RT is a Big Lie
Let's beat you over the head with the same exact joke for 90 minutes until your brain bleeds. I was mad for sitting through it. I was looking up the runtime about 20 minutes in. 82% on RT is a Big Lie
fun question: what’s the maddest you’ve ever been leaving a movie theater? not necessarily worst movie you’ve seen, but the one that just pissed you off the most. mine is Batman v Superman
February 18, 2026 at 10:17 PM
Sausage Party.
Let's beat you over the head with the same exact joke for 90 minutes until your brain bleeds. I was mad for sitting through it. I was looking up the runtime about 20 minutes in. 82% on RT is a Big Lie
Let's beat you over the head with the same exact joke for 90 minutes until your brain bleeds. I was mad for sitting through it. I was looking up the runtime about 20 minutes in. 82% on RT is a Big Lie
this will be a courtroom exhibit someday
Q: The president just said on Truth Social it would be a 'big mistake' for UK to hold over control of Diego Garcia, but the State Dept said the US supports that handover
LEAVITT: The post should be taken as administration policy. When you see it on TS, you know it's directly from President Trump.
LEAVITT: The post should be taken as administration policy. When you see it on TS, you know it's directly from President Trump.
February 18, 2026 at 7:17 PM
this will be a courtroom exhibit someday
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The Scion of Oklahoma City’s largest McDonald’s franchisee family pissed himself at a peaceful anti-ICE protest in Mustang, OK this week when he tried to start shit and attacked protestors
February 18, 2026 at 4:21 PM
The Scion of Oklahoma City’s largest McDonald’s franchisee family pissed himself at a peaceful anti-ICE protest in Mustang, OK this week when he tried to start shit and attacked protestors
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In my humble opinion, if we want to push back on the current political culture of trampling on the very concept of civic virtue, we're just gonna have to live with some people tying those virtues to their faith.
It's okay to talk about why a belief in Jesus makes you want to be a good person IMO
It's okay to talk about why a belief in Jesus makes you want to be a good person IMO
February 18, 2026 at 3:59 PM
In my humble opinion, if we want to push back on the current political culture of trampling on the very concept of civic virtue, we're just gonna have to live with some people tying those virtues to their faith.
It's okay to talk about why a belief in Jesus makes you want to be a good person IMO
It's okay to talk about why a belief in Jesus makes you want to be a good person IMO