Naked Partisan
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what’s more virgin than a computer
December 3, 2025 at 1:24 PM
what’s more virgin than a computer
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if you’re cold they’re cold
let your demons in
let your demons in
November 30, 2025 at 6:39 PM
if you’re cold they’re cold
let your demons in
let your demons in
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Saying this but to a computer
November 24, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Saying this but to a computer
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I'm Thomas Chatterton Williams, and as the reality of our entire political and cultural elite's deep enmeshment with pedophilia and sex trafficking goes from obvious to undeniable, I will be writing about how it's bad to have principles.
I love writing one single article over and over again every month
November 13, 2025 at 10:45 PM
I'm Thomas Chatterton Williams, and as the reality of our entire political and cultural elite's deep enmeshment with pedophilia and sex trafficking goes from obvious to undeniable, I will be writing about how it's bad to have principles.
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Ran into your mom today
November 7, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Ran into your mom today
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Dick Cheney shot his friend in the face the right way.
by Ezra Klein
by Ezra Klein
November 4, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Dick Cheney shot his friend in the face the right way.
by Ezra Klein
by Ezra Klein
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Say what you will about Dick Cheney
November 4, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Say what you will about Dick Cheney
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i would love to play center field when a no-doubt 430-foot home run is hit and run into the outfield wall at a dead sprint. as the camera cinematically pans up to follow the ball you briefly see me in the corner of the screen absolutely eating shit
November 1, 2025 at 1:34 AM
i would love to play center field when a no-doubt 430-foot home run is hit and run into the outfield wall at a dead sprint. as the camera cinematically pans up to follow the ball you briefly see me in the corner of the screen absolutely eating shit
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My congratulations to all Baseball Perverts. It was their "super bowl" last night and it seems they all had a very bad time (in their culture that's how you have a good time)
November 2, 2025 at 3:23 PM
My congratulations to all Baseball Perverts. It was their "super bowl" last night and it seems they all had a very bad time (in their culture that's how you have a good time)
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“Not Like Us” about to clock another 10,000,000 streams in the next 24 hours.
November 2, 2025 at 4:30 AM
“Not Like Us” about to clock another 10,000,000 streams in the next 24 hours.
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I got a haunted house right here
*taps on my head
*taps on my head
September 4, 2025 at 11:44 PM
I got a haunted house right here
*taps on my head
*taps on my head
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Ultimately, each one of us must decide for ourselves what is too fast or too furious
October 30, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Ultimately, each one of us must decide for ourselves what is too fast or too furious
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it's cool to see that this game's starting pitcher is still hanging in there
October 28, 2025 at 6:32 AM
it's cool to see that this game's starting pitcher is still hanging in there
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George W Bush also had 4x as much career WAR as his dad
Bo Bichette has almost 4x as much career WAR as his dad now
October 28, 2025 at 2:06 AM
George W Bush also had 4x as much career WAR as his dad
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i should be able to click a button at the beginning of a sports season that says “i’m normal” and i don’t get served any ads for crypto or gambling
October 26, 2025 at 10:50 PM
i should be able to click a button at the beginning of a sports season that says “i’m normal” and i don’t get served any ads for crypto or gambling
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I personally love that Jim Breuer is a politics guy now. He has helped me see through the lies I’m fed by the ladies at the view
October 27, 2025 at 9:51 PM
I personally love that Jim Breuer is a politics guy now. He has helped me see through the lies I’m fed by the ladies at the view
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I know a lot of people talk about "Ken Griffey's swing", "John Olerud's swing" but for my money there is nothing more beautiful than Alejandro Kirk:
- 5'7 and built like a Welsh corgi
- basically drops halfway into a splits on each swing
- each swing is a Street Fighter "Shooooryuken" uppercut
- 5'7 and built like a Welsh corgi
- basically drops halfway into a splits on each swing
- each swing is a Street Fighter "Shooooryuken" uppercut
October 25, 2025 at 2:47 AM
I know a lot of people talk about "Ken Griffey's swing", "John Olerud's swing" but for my money there is nothing more beautiful than Alejandro Kirk:
- 5'7 and built like a Welsh corgi
- basically drops halfway into a splits on each swing
- each swing is a Street Fighter "Shooooryuken" uppercut
- 5'7 and built like a Welsh corgi
- basically drops halfway into a splits on each swing
- each swing is a Street Fighter "Shooooryuken" uppercut
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We’re going to defeat cancer one Mastercard-sponsored Jonas Brothers 5th-inning stretch performance at a time
October 26, 2025 at 1:33 AM
We’re going to defeat cancer one Mastercard-sponsored Jonas Brothers 5th-inning stretch performance at a time
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FACT CHECK: True. Technically, the Jonas Brothers cannot lose Game 2 of the World Series because they are not active participants of in the baseball game.
The Jonas Brothers performed "I Can't Lose," dedicated to everyone standing up to cancer, during Game 2 of the World Series 🎶
October 26, 2025 at 1:46 AM
FACT CHECK: True. Technically, the Jonas Brothers cannot lose Game 2 of the World Series because they are not active participants of in the baseball game.
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My buddy pregame was like “I’ll get food during the halftime show” and we told him there was no halftime in baseball and whatever that was just proved us wrong in ways we never expected
October 26, 2025 at 1:35 AM
My buddy pregame was like “I’ll get food during the halftime show” and we told him there was no halftime in baseball and whatever that was just proved us wrong in ways we never expected
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When the Jonas Brothers perform
October 26, 2025 at 1:50 AM
When the Jonas Brothers perform
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in my eyes, we lost the mandate of heaven when we couldn't even figure out Who let the dogs out
October 25, 2025 at 12:12 PM
in my eyes, we lost the mandate of heaven when we couldn't even figure out Who let the dogs out