Big Fat Bartolo's Colon
@bigfatbartolocolon.bsky.social
Not really Bartolo Colon
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'We tortured some folks' yeah that all just metastasized and then it allllll came home to roost
We are not in a “let bygones be bygones for the good of the nation” world anymore
February 20, 2026 at 1:07 AM
'We tortured some folks' yeah that all just metastasized and then it allllll came home to roost
you're hearing it more and more
February 19, 2026 at 8:39 PM
you're hearing it more and more
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Book club scams are now threatening authors who don't fall for their BS. In December, I received an email from Herry Sharp, so-called CEO of "Super Book Lover Curator" praising my novella We Who Hunt Alexanders.
Totally AI-generated and a scam so I didn't respond.
Now Herry is threatening me. 1/
Totally AI-generated and a scam so I didn't respond.
Now Herry is threatening me. 1/
February 16, 2026 at 4:22 PM
Book club scams are now threatening authors who don't fall for their BS. In December, I received an email from Herry Sharp, so-called CEO of "Super Book Lover Curator" praising my novella We Who Hunt Alexanders.
Totally AI-generated and a scam so I didn't respond.
Now Herry is threatening me. 1/
Totally AI-generated and a scam so I didn't respond.
Now Herry is threatening me. 1/
this started from someone saying "A Few Good Men, more like too few good men. is that anything?" and snowballed from there
Fox News is mad that Jack Nicholson's character was portrayed as the bad guy in "A Few Good Men," citing it as the start of the downfall of "masculinity" in America.
"They villified him! Right there's where Hollywood started this."
"Now there's too few good men! That's the problem!"
"They villified him! Right there's where Hollywood started this."
"Now there's too few good men! That's the problem!"
February 19, 2026 at 6:27 PM
this started from someone saying "A Few Good Men, more like too few good men. is that anything?" and snowballed from there
@laurentheisen.bsky.social will Devin be releasing a statement about this?
Journalism is better when it’s backed by live markets.
Journalism is better when it’s backed by live markets.
Journalism is better when it’s backed by live markets.
Journalism is better when it’s backed by live markets.
Journalism is better when it’s backed—
The internet was a huge mistake.
Journalism is better when it’s backed by live markets.
Journalism is better when it’s backed by live markets.
Journalism is better when it’s backed by live markets.
Journalism is better when it’s backed—
The internet was a huge mistake.
February 19, 2026 at 3:27 PM
@laurentheisen.bsky.social will Devin be releasing a statement about this?
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Today you can’t say any British stuff is weird. If you see someone talking about Smack Barm Pey Wet you have to say “that’s normal and comes from a society with laws”
February 19, 2026 at 12:53 PM
Today you can’t say any British stuff is weird. If you see someone talking about Smack Barm Pey Wet you have to say “that’s normal and comes from a society with laws”
ass Wednesday
February 18, 2026 at 11:29 PM
ass Wednesday
yeah I'm a First Amendment absolutist, I think the school should have to let me attend all the assemblies whether I have a kid enrolled there or not
Can we talk a bit about the terms “First Amendment absolutist” and “free speech absolutist,” and whether they have any agreed-upon meaning?
I promise to try, to the utmost of my ability, to Be Respectful Of Other Opinions.
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I promise to try, to the utmost of my ability, to Be Respectful Of Other Opinions.
/1
February 18, 2026 at 10:40 PM
yeah I'm a First Amendment absolutist, I think the school should have to let me attend all the assemblies whether I have a kid enrolled there or not
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if Jesus had done the Mark Wahlberg 40 Day Challenge, the crucifixion wouldn't have gone down like that
February 18, 2026 at 2:19 PM
if Jesus had done the Mark Wahlberg 40 Day Challenge, the crucifixion wouldn't have gone down like that
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Dock Ellis
Pitcher
Debut: 1968 - Retired: 1979
NYM - OAK - NYY - TEX - PIT
Pitcher
Debut: 1968 - Retired: 1979
NYM - OAK - NYY - TEX - PIT
Dock Ellis at baseball-reference.com
Career stats of Dock Ellis
baseball-reference.com
February 18, 2026 at 8:50 PM
Dock Ellis
Pitcher
Debut: 1968 - Retired: 1979
NYM - OAK - NYY - TEX - PIT
Pitcher
Debut: 1968 - Retired: 1979
NYM - OAK - NYY - TEX - PIT
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If you post your journalism on Twitter and it actually shows it to people you’re on the right whether you admit it or not.
February 18, 2026 at 7:15 PM
If you post your journalism on Twitter and it actually shows it to people you’re on the right whether you admit it or not.
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yeah I'm Wuthering- Wuthering if u want to bone
February 18, 2026 at 3:24 AM
yeah I'm Wuthering- Wuthering if u want to bone
get in losers, we're doing illegal arms shipments
Governor Newsom proclaims Ronald Reagan Day
Governor Newsom proclaims Ronald Reagan Day | Governor of California
www.gov.ca.gov
February 13, 2026 at 10:48 PM
get in losers, we're doing illegal arms shipments
finally a guy in a brown shirt doing violence correctly
February 13, 2026 at 10:38 PM
finally a guy in a brown shirt doing violence correctly
we met at a bar that I later learned was 1 block from her apt bc she would not travel any farther to meet me. when I told her "I'm really into history podcasts" instead of doing the correct thing (leaving) she told me a 10 minute story about how Olga of Kiev is her fave historical figure/hero
This is an unapologetically sappy feel-good subject (at least, I guess, for people in a happy relationship”). So, to prepare for Valentine’s Day, what did you and your partner do for a first date?
My wife and I went to tea at Huntington Gardens and walked around.
My wife and I went to tea at Huntington Gardens and walked around.
On our first date, my spouse and I spent like an hour talking about footnotes.
February 13, 2026 at 4:18 PM
we met at a bar that I later learned was 1 block from her apt bc she would not travel any farther to meet me. when I told her "I'm really into history podcasts" instead of doing the correct thing (leaving) she told me a 10 minute story about how Olga of Kiev is her fave historical figure/hero
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if Castellanos isn't on a team to hit a homerun, that important historical event we're all waiting for can't happen
February 12, 2026 at 7:30 PM
if Castellanos isn't on a team to hit a homerun, that important historical event we're all waiting for can't happen
I don't like having to know who this guy is
Fuentes, yesterday: “Our #1 political enemy is women because women constrain everything, every conversation, every man, everything. They have to be imprisoned. They are the ones that are hurting the fertility rate. They're the ones making us sympathetic to poor people, which are also brown people.”
Nick Fuentes: “The number one political enemy in America is women. … They have to be imprisoned.”
www.mediamatters.org
February 12, 2026 at 12:23 PM
I don't like having to know who this guy is
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SHE REMOVED THEIR WEDDING PHOTO LMAOOOOOO
Oh she HATED his guts
Oh she HATED his guts
February 11, 2026 at 3:40 AM
SHE REMOVED THEIR WEDDING PHOTO LMAOOOOOO
Oh she HATED his guts
Oh she HATED his guts
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"Fight against being ass" is a message that more people need to receive, tbh
February 11, 2026 at 12:36 PM
"Fight against being ass" is a message that more people need to receive, tbh
any honest American history textbook will use this as the title for its chapter on the past decade
Anyway this is so fucking stupid.
February 11, 2026 at 1:35 PM
any honest American history textbook will use this as the title for its chapter on the past decade
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I tell you what, no son of mine is ever going to identify as "from New Jersey," this is a good Christian home
February 11, 2026 at 2:32 AM
I tell you what, no son of mine is ever going to identify as "from New Jersey," this is a good Christian home
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i'm a fan of the rhetorical one-two of "we're coming after you in this life and in the next"
February 10, 2026 at 6:51 PM
i'm a fan of the rhetorical one-two of "we're coming after you in this life and in the next"