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Not really Bartolo Colon
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i mean nobody has written it on the side of a blimp but if you can't see in pieces like this what people meant when they said "the media wants trump to win, no not just the newspaper owners, all of them, even the ones who say they don't" - i give even odds that this reporter doesn't even realize it
From the perspective of reporting the news, it doesn’t strike me that there is a functional difference between a president who answers the phone at 4:30am in the morning but doesn’t answer a reporter’s questions, versus a president who doesn’t agreed to be interviewed.
January 4, 2026 at 2:57 PM
i mean nobody has written it on the side of a blimp but if you can't see in pieces like this what people meant when they said "the media wants trump to win, no not just the newspaper owners, all of them, even the ones who say they don't" - i give even odds that this reporter doesn't even realize it
this is what the administration wants to distract us from
So if Tampa beats Carolina on Saturday, then the ATL/NO game on Sunday decides the division winner and it won't be either team playing.
The NFC South is amazing.
The NFC South is amazing.
January 3, 2026 at 9:35 PM
this is what the administration wants to distract us from
This is also a tough day for everyone on Team "Actually Bush was worse than Trump" but there is still a lot of time left to sort that out, keep your chin up
You know who I bet feels pretty stupid today? George W Bush. He wasted a year making up shit about yellow cake and WMDs.
January 3, 2026 at 6:31 PM
This is also a tough day for everyone on Team "Actually Bush was worse than Trump" but there is still a lot of time left to sort that out, keep your chin up
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i wish i didn't have to find out that after tragedy, and then farce, there is a third even stupider thing
January 3, 2026 at 5:46 PM
i wish i didn't have to find out that after tragedy, and then farce, there is a third even stupider thing
Pretty embarrassing day for anyone whose values include "unapologetic love of America"
January 3, 2026 at 4:01 PM
Pretty embarrassing day for anyone whose values include "unapologetic love of America"
@swordsjew.bsky.social we found your soul mate
En kvinna, utklädd till rosa Power Ranger, hackade datingsida för högerextrema. Hon raderade hela sidan, men först fick hon användarna att bli kära i AI-botar som hon drev och fick på så sätt ut information om dem. Över 8000 högerextrema profiler har nu kartlagts.
cybernews.com/security/inv...
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Investigator breaches white supremacist dating sites, exposes 8,000 users
An investigative journalist infiltrated three white supremacist platforms, including the dating site WhiteDate, exfiltrating over 8,000 user profiles and 100GB of sensitive data.
cybernews.com
January 3, 2026 at 3:16 PM
@swordsjew.bsky.social we found your soul mate
![STEPHEN A: Skip I want to ADDRESS this issue.
[BAYLESS nods]
You KNOW I am sensitive to the Holocaust
BAYLESS: Absolutely
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2025: The US is going to invade Canada to make it the 51st state
2026: Canada will lead a global coalition to invade the US and depose its rogue president
2026: Canada will lead a global coalition to invade the US and depose its rogue president
January 3, 2026 at 2:03 PM
2025: The US is going to invade Canada to make it the 51st state
2026: Canada will lead a global coalition to invade the US and depose its rogue president
2026: Canada will lead a global coalition to invade the US and depose its rogue president
You know who I bet feels pretty stupid today? George W Bush. He wasted a year making up shit about yellow cake and WMDs.
January 3, 2026 at 1:14 PM
You know who I bet feels pretty stupid today? George W Bush. He wasted a year making up shit about yellow cake and WMDs.
it's called green energy bc of all the money it makes
Wall Street’s biggest banks made more money financing green projects than they did from working with fossil fuel companies for a fourth straight year, even as they faced ongoing pressure to pull back from the business
Banks Notch Higher Fees From Green Bonds Than Fossil Fuel Debt
Wall Street’s biggest banks made more money financing green projects than they did from working with fossil fuel companies for a fourth straight year, even as they faced ongoing pressure to pull back from the business.
bloom.bg
January 3, 2026 at 4:28 AM
it's called green energy bc of all the money it makes
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sure they may be gutter racists, but at least they don't say offensive stuff like "I think the government can help people" or "we're gonna pay for universal childcare by taxing the richest an amount of money they will not miss"
January 2, 2026 at 1:12 PM
sure they may be gutter racists, but at least they don't say offensive stuff like "I think the government can help people" or "we're gonna pay for universal childcare by taxing the richest an amount of money they will not miss"
people 100 years ago were very funny
January 2, 2026 at 2:22 PM
people 100 years ago were very funny
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Folks, she brought a whole plate of spaghetti to the broadcast center to do her headshot. She then houses that spaghetti.
Mattia sips on an espresso during his.
Truly the heroes we need during these times.
Mattia sips on an espresso during his.
Truly the heroes we need during these times.
January 2, 2026 at 1:46 PM
Folks, she brought a whole plate of spaghetti to the broadcast center to do her headshot. She then houses that spaghetti.
Mattia sips on an espresso during his.
Truly the heroes we need during these times.
Mattia sips on an espresso during his.
Truly the heroes we need during these times.
EXCLUSIVE
a real sentence you can say is “the guy whose radio show trump called into the day after christmas and spilled the beans about the US drone striking venezuela was in the hit timothee chalamet film marty supreme”
January 2, 2026 at 2:02 PM
EXCLUSIVE
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I'm not going to post a thread of my 2025 writing here (esp. since I constantly repost everything anyway), but I will point out that my most-read, most-circulated piece this year wasn't on my newsletter or for another publication.
It was this googledoc:
It was this googledoc:
Resisting School AI Mania Help Sheet
Help Sheet: Resisting AI Mania in Schools K-12 educators are under increasing pressure to use—and have students use—a wide range of AI tools. (The term “AI” is used loosely here, just as it is by man...
docs.google.com
December 31, 2025 at 1:13 PM
I'm not going to post a thread of my 2025 writing here (esp. since I constantly repost everything anyway), but I will point out that my most-read, most-circulated piece this year wasn't on my newsletter or for another publication.
It was this googledoc:
It was this googledoc:
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So if Tampa beats Carolina on Saturday, then the ATL/NO game on Sunday decides the division winner and it won't be either team playing.
The NFC South is amazing.
The NFC South is amazing.
December 30, 2025 at 4:38 AM
So if Tampa beats Carolina on Saturday, then the ATL/NO game on Sunday decides the division winner and it won't be either team playing.
The NFC South is amazing.
The NFC South is amazing.
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yet another failure of feminism
While everyone else's stockings are hung with care, Mom's is often the last to be filled — if it's filled at all. Why? https://cnn.it/4pQxErD
December 25, 2025 at 4:55 PM
yet another failure of feminism
As long as he tries this is a country that doesn't have a rich legal tradition of trampling on the rights of the people in the name of safety, he will definitely fail. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to read about the supreme court for the first time
Why does Trump want Greenland? “National security.”
Why should Trump’s ballroom vanity project proceed? “National security.”
Why is Trump killing the wind energy industry? “National security.”
Why does Trump hate the New York Times? “National security.”
The pattern is ... not subtle.
Why should Trump’s ballroom vanity project proceed? “National security.”
Why is Trump killing the wind energy industry? “National security.”
Why does Trump hate the New York Times? “National security.”
The pattern is ... not subtle.
For the White House, ‘national security’ is becoming the answer to every question
Donald Trump and his team have a go-to tactic intended to shut down debate over their goals. It's not working.
www.ms.now
December 23, 2025 at 5:37 PM
As long as he tries this is a country that doesn't have a rich legal tradition of trampling on the rights of the people in the name of safety, he will definitely fail. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to read about the supreme court for the first time
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Hey, since we're all talking about CECOT again, And how sending innocent people to solitary confinement is a fundamentally evil practice...
Can we talk about solitary confinement in US prisons and jails yet? No?
It's only bad when the GOP does it?
It's okay when it happens to Black people?
Can we talk about solitary confinement in US prisons and jails yet? No?
It's only bad when the GOP does it?
It's okay when it happens to Black people?
Fine. Let's compare CECOT to being in solitary confinement in a US jail.
In both cases we have innocent people.
In both cases we have what international organizations have defined as torture.
In one case we have people in a cell 23.5 hrs a day (CECOT), and in the other 23.26 hrs a day (county).
In both cases we have innocent people.
In both cases we have what international organizations have defined as torture.
In one case we have people in a cell 23.5 hrs a day (CECOT), and in the other 23.26 hrs a day (county).
Solitary Confinement Is Inhumane
YouTube video by Partners for Justice
m.youtube.com
December 23, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Hey, since we're all talking about CECOT again, And how sending innocent people to solitary confinement is a fundamentally evil practice...
Can we talk about solitary confinement in US prisons and jails yet? No?
It's only bad when the GOP does it?
It's okay when it happens to Black people?
Can we talk about solitary confinement in US prisons and jails yet? No?
It's only bad when the GOP does it?
It's okay when it happens to Black people?
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One of the constants of conservatism and it runs from Trump all the way down to Bari Weiss is “can you imagine these people trying to run a restaurant and not giving everyone diarrhea within 12 minutes?”
December 22, 2025 at 4:38 AM
One of the constants of conservatism and it runs from Trump all the way down to Bari Weiss is “can you imagine these people trying to run a restaurant and not giving everyone diarrhea within 12 minutes?”
They are spending time researching the effects of ALCOHOL when there's a dang CHEETOH in the White House!!!!!
December 22, 2025 at 1:30 PM
They are spending time researching the effects of ALCOHOL when there's a dang CHEETOH in the White House!!!!!
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I take it all back we should absolutely let AI run the vending machines
December 18, 2025 at 4:55 PM
I take it all back we should absolutely let AI run the vending machines