Big Fat Bartolo's Colon
@bigfatbartolocolon.bsky.social
Not really Bartolo Colon
me after the 2nd pot of coffee finishes brewing
November 9, 2025 at 3:01 PM
me after the 2nd pot of coffee finishes brewing
NYT asking the important questions
November 6, 2025 at 2:21 PM
NYT asking the important questions
I looked up his stats and of course
November 5, 2025 at 9:47 PM
I looked up his stats and of course
get his ass
November 5, 2025 at 9:32 PM
get his ass
if i was the editor I would say we didn't need all these adjectives
November 5, 2025 at 5:54 PM
if i was the editor I would say we didn't need all these adjectives
Hopefully she can get a job endorsing...osmium I guess?
November 5, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Hopefully she can get a job endorsing...osmium I guess?
I saw this going around FB. Cuomo is cooked, Mamdani has the gym bros.
October 23, 2025 at 3:36 AM
I saw this going around FB. Cuomo is cooked, Mamdani has the gym bros.
Jesus these are tough sections to have back 2 back on a Wikipedia page
October 21, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Jesus these are tough sections to have back 2 back on a Wikipedia page
this inspired me to look up Christina Ricci's parents and yikes
October 20, 2025 at 10:49 PM
this inspired me to look up Christina Ricci's parents and yikes
at least he's gotten medical care
October 19, 2025 at 4:16 PM
at least he's gotten medical care
Be on the lookout for this man
October 19, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Be on the lookout for this man
me neither, and I feel like I have a pretty good read on these guys.
they stink.
they stink.
October 14, 2025 at 1:30 AM
me neither, and I feel like I have a pretty good read on these guys.
they stink.
they stink.
I'm not sure what tweet this reminder was set up to remind me about
October 11, 2025 at 1:05 PM
I'm not sure what tweet this reminder was set up to remind me about
The 2 genders...
October 9, 2025 at 1:30 PM
The 2 genders...
"I think we should start thinking about the battleships"
September 30, 2025 at 3:33 PM
"I think we should start thinking about the battleships"
My life is about to get a lot better now that I got my copy of We Had It Coming and other fictions by @lukeoneil47.bsky.social
September 28, 2025 at 2:25 PM
My life is about to get a lot better now that I got my copy of We Had It Coming and other fictions by @lukeoneil47.bsky.social
id probably make a face like this...
September 21, 2025 at 8:44 PM
id probably make a face like this...
The funniest part is the next sentence!
September 20, 2025 at 1:26 AM
The funniest part is the next sentence!
like getting roasted by tom Wilkinson while he's holding 30 baguettes
September 19, 2025 at 9:47 PM
like getting roasted by tom Wilkinson while he's holding 30 baguettes
ok so here's what I'm thinking...
September 19, 2025 at 7:13 PM
ok so here's what I'm thinking...
Post a movie you like with a terrible rotten tomatoes score
September 17, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Post a movie you like with a terrible rotten tomatoes score