Big Fat Bartolo's Colon
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Not really Bartolo Colon
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Hi writers! I’m looking to assign a couple of features for Slate before the end of the year. If you have anything in mind that you think would be a fit please send me a pitch! Jenée.Desmond- harris@slate.com or dm me.
RTs are appreciated so this can reach more people. Thanks!
RTs are appreciated so this can reach more people. Thanks!
November 10, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Hi writers! I’m looking to assign a couple of features for Slate before the end of the year. If you have anything in mind that you think would be a fit please send me a pitch! Jenée.Desmond- harris@slate.com or dm me.
RTs are appreciated so this can reach more people. Thanks!
RTs are appreciated so this can reach more people. Thanks!
if this was behind a $100 paywall it would be worth it, so consider yourself lucky it isn't and that you can subscribe to Defector for the criminally low price of $8/month
A fine day to remember Jim Harbaugh's unique relationship with "The Wreck Of The Edmund Fitzgerald" and the remarkable interpretive work that his and other football brains have done on this important text. (This is a gift link; I believe this news must be shared widely.) defector.com/the-edmund-f...
The Edmund Fitzgerald Is Inspiring Jim Harbaugh And Michigan Football To Achieve "Lake Mindset" | Defector
The popular culture of the 1970s is almost impossible to parse in retrospect. The people making the movies and music and television of the era were horny and ambitious and earnest, they were ingesting...
defector.com
November 10, 2025 at 6:06 PM
if this was behind a $100 paywall it would be worth it, so consider yourself lucky it isn't and that you can subscribe to Defector for the criminally low price of $8/month
hey @pwcdanica.bsky.social primary Warner, queen?
November 10, 2025 at 5:43 PM
hey @pwcdanica.bsky.social primary Warner, queen?
hey any fellow Virginians, what do we know about this guy? he is primarying Mark Warner, if you know of someone who would be better than please encourage them to run too
www.jasonreynoldsforsenate.com
www.jasonreynoldsforsenate.com
Jason Reynolds for Senate
www.jasonreynoldsforsenate.com
November 10, 2025 at 5:33 PM
hey any fellow Virginians, what do we know about this guy? he is primarying Mark Warner, if you know of someone who would be better than please encourage them to run too
www.jasonreynoldsforsenate.com
www.jasonreynoldsforsenate.com
I think the admin wants to make the 2026 elections not free and fair by deploying secret police to blue areas of swing districts. voting is likely to be riskier than it has been in ~60 years. and in that case, it is unconscionable to ask ppl to take on that risk to vote for these Dems
November 10, 2025 at 3:48 AM
I think the admin wants to make the 2026 elections not free and fair by deploying secret police to blue areas of swing districts. voting is likely to be riskier than it has been in ~60 years. and in that case, it is unconscionable to ask ppl to take on that risk to vote for these Dems
evergreen about every topic
Some of you are too annoying to be allowed to post
November 10, 2025 at 3:38 AM
evergreen about every topic
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I spent a solid 10 minutes today wondering if naming the stadium after Trump would be more embarrassing than changing the team name back to the racial slur and my conclusion is that im an idiot to be a fan of this team
November 9, 2025 at 12:34 AM
I spent a solid 10 minutes today wondering if naming the stadium after Trump would be more embarrassing than changing the team name back to the racial slur and my conclusion is that im an idiot to be a fan of this team
can this kid single-handedly redeem the fedora?
Loving today's news that the mysterious "fedora man" outside the Louvre heist was actually a 15-year-old museum visitor who dresses like a 1940s French detective all the time, just because. apnews.com/article/louv...
Fedora man unmasked: Meet the teen behind the Louvre mystery photo
Fifteen-year-old Pedro Elias Garzon Delvaux has become an internet sensation after an Associated Press photo captured him outside the Louvre on the day of a crown jewels heist.
apnews.com
November 9, 2025 at 2:05 PM
can this kid single-handedly redeem the fedora?
why does Gen z love pizza so much?
November 9, 2025 at 3:55 AM
why does Gen z love pizza so much?
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new @fangraphs.com: with all due respect to Donnie Baseball and his long battle over sideburns, I'm a bit weary of seeing him on Hall of Fame ballots. The numbers just aren't there.
2026 Contemporary Baseball Era Committee Candidate: Don Mattingly blogs.fangraphs.com/2026-contemp...
2026 Contemporary Baseball Era Committee Candidate: Don Mattingly
For as iconic as “Donnie Baseball” was, his injury-shortened career left him with numbers far short of Hall of Fame-caliber.
blogs.fangraphs.com
November 7, 2025 at 4:46 PM
new @fangraphs.com: with all due respect to Donnie Baseball and his long battle over sideburns, I'm a bit weary of seeing him on Hall of Fame ballots. The numbers just aren't there.
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#TakeBackCreatine from the Right-wing
November 7, 2025 at 6:27 PM
#TakeBackCreatine from the Right-wing
rooting for the group that picked their name as a way of supporting @katmabu.bsky.social
November 7, 2025 at 5:11 PM
rooting for the group that picked their name as a way of supporting @katmabu.bsky.social
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This is related to the Everyone's 12 Theory, I think. One of the biggest changes in my perspective as I've matured (gotten old) is that I used to feel that death was the worst part of life and now I actually think it is the best part of life. The fact that you will die gives every moment meaning
November 7, 2025 at 3:30 PM
This is related to the Everyone's 12 Theory, I think. One of the biggest changes in my perspective as I've matured (gotten old) is that I used to feel that death was the worst part of life and now I actually think it is the best part of life. The fact that you will die gives every moment meaning
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A family friend was telling us about what her husband shared about his experience in Broadview before he was deported back to Mexico. She's been sharing to friends and family because she's just in disbelief & horror what her husband told her. She wasn't able to talk to him until he was in Mexico.
November 7, 2025 at 3:08 AM
A family friend was telling us about what her husband shared about his experience in Broadview before he was deported back to Mexico. She's been sharing to friends and family because she's just in disbelief & horror what her husband told her. She wasn't able to talk to him until he was in Mexico.
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I am seeking 375 billion dollars in funding for the stew
November 7, 2025 at 1:27 AM
I am seeking 375 billion dollars in funding for the stew
I hope the floor's ok
Official collapses during Trump's announcement in Oval Office, announcement suspended
November 6, 2025 at 5:39 PM
I hope the floor's ok
NYT asking the important questions
November 6, 2025 at 2:21 PM
NYT asking the important questions
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November 5, 2025 at 11:09 PM
the problem with leftists is they don't appreciate the musical episode of Buffy and they look at me funny when I break into one of the songs. the circular firing squad never ends.
November 5, 2025 at 9:25 PM
the problem with leftists is they don't appreciate the musical episode of Buffy and they look at me funny when I break into one of the songs. the circular firing squad never ends.
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Philly: please share widely and please think about applying if you need the money!!! Individual artists can get $1,500 to $2,000. The grant application is simple. They want to give you this money especially because that's how they get more funding for next year.
www.creativephl.org/illuminateth...
www.creativephl.org/illuminateth...
Illuminate the Arts Grant - Creative Philadelphia
2025 Applications Open November 5, 2025 The Illuminate the Arts Grant (ITAG) is designed to strengthen and financially uplift Philadelphia’s creative sector, especially artists and organizations roote...
www.creativephl.org
November 5, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Philly: please share widely and please think about applying if you need the money!!! Individual artists can get $1,500 to $2,000. The grant application is simple. They want to give you this money especially because that's how they get more funding for next year.
www.creativephl.org/illuminateth...
www.creativephl.org/illuminateth...
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if i was the editor I would say we didn't need all these adjectives
November 5, 2025 at 5:54 PM
if i was the editor I would say we didn't need all these adjectives
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No matter how hard people try to convince us having empathy is wrong,
it is right.
No matter how hard people try to convince us that diversity is a weakness,
it is a strength.
No matter how hard people try to convince us that love is limited,
it is unlimited.
it is right.
No matter how hard people try to convince us that diversity is a weakness,
it is a strength.
No matter how hard people try to convince us that love is limited,
it is unlimited.
November 4, 2025 at 2:55 AM
No matter how hard people try to convince us having empathy is wrong,
it is right.
No matter how hard people try to convince us that diversity is a weakness,
it is a strength.
No matter how hard people try to convince us that love is limited,
it is unlimited.
it is right.
No matter how hard people try to convince us that diversity is a weakness,
it is a strength.
No matter how hard people try to convince us that love is limited,
it is unlimited.
You know that parenting is going to be hard, but then suddenly you have to motivate your kids to come to the polls with you by acting really excited to cast a vote for Abigail Spanberger
November 4, 2025 at 11:44 PM
You know that parenting is going to be hard, but then suddenly you have to motivate your kids to come to the polls with you by acting really excited to cast a vote for Abigail Spanberger
We do, but we'll settle for you I guess
Virginia, you deserve a Governor who will put you first.
November 4, 2025 at 11:42 PM
We do, but we'll settle for you I guess
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on the plus side he did shoot that republican donor in the face
November 4, 2025 at 12:56 PM
on the plus side he did shoot that republican donor in the face