MommyingHard
@mommyinghard.bsky.social
Working mom in her 30s trying to hold it together. 2 kids, 3 if counting husband, 2 fur babies. Sharing your daily dose of mom-edy moments.
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I think I have a pretty good poker face unless you cough around me in which case I’m gonna immediately react.
January 4, 2026 at 2:42 AM
I think I have a pretty good poker face unless you cough around me in which case I’m gonna immediately react.
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She's a 10 but she giggles when someone says "duty"
January 4, 2026 at 11:40 PM
She's a 10 but she giggles when someone says "duty"
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Whoever said “Out of sight, out of mind” never lost track of a spider in their bedroom.
January 4, 2026 at 1:06 AM
Whoever said “Out of sight, out of mind” never lost track of a spider in their bedroom.
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Police: What are the neighbors' names again? The couple next door?
Me: Pollux and Castor.
Police: Not the dogs, the people.
Me: Why the fuck would I know that?
Me: Pollux and Castor.
Police: Not the dogs, the people.
Me: Why the fuck would I know that?
August 28, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Police: What are the neighbors' names again? The couple next door?
Me: Pollux and Castor.
Police: Not the dogs, the people.
Me: Why the fuck would I know that?
Me: Pollux and Castor.
Police: Not the dogs, the people.
Me: Why the fuck would I know that?
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My alarm has been turned on again and my phone tried to ask me if this was normal.
My Pixel 10 knows where my heart is.
My Pixel 10 knows where my heart is.
January 4, 2026 at 7:12 PM
My alarm has been turned on again and my phone tried to ask me if this was normal.
My Pixel 10 knows where my heart is.
My Pixel 10 knows where my heart is.
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Never played Wordle. I have an English degree, so I spend three hours on a crossword puzzle like an god damned adult
January 4, 2026 at 11:00 PM
Never played Wordle. I have an English degree, so I spend three hours on a crossword puzzle like an god damned adult
Me: Crap
8yo: It’s fine, Mom. You can say shit around me.
My child is now my profanity sponsor.
8yo: It’s fine, Mom. You can say shit around me.
My child is now my profanity sponsor.
January 4, 2026 at 8:20 PM
Me: Crap
8yo: It’s fine, Mom. You can say shit around me.
My child is now my profanity sponsor.
8yo: It’s fine, Mom. You can say shit around me.
My child is now my profanity sponsor.
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DR: you have acute swimmers ear
ME: *blushing* aww thanks but why does it hurt?
ME: *blushing* aww thanks but why does it hurt?
January 4, 2026 at 4:58 AM
DR: you have acute swimmers ear
ME: *blushing* aww thanks but why does it hurt?
ME: *blushing* aww thanks but why does it hurt?
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I want to be muzzled at all times like Hannibal Lecter so people are too afraid to talk to me.
January 4, 2026 at 2:20 AM
I want to be muzzled at all times like Hannibal Lecter so people are too afraid to talk to me.
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‘Fed is best’, I whisper to myself while eating mac and cheese straight from the pot.
December 31, 2025 at 9:55 PM
‘Fed is best’, I whisper to myself while eating mac and cheese straight from the pot.
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"You're too old to make those jokes on Bluesky"
Me: hold my ensure
Me: hold my ensure
December 30, 2025 at 10:33 PM
"You're too old to make those jokes on Bluesky"
Me: hold my ensure
Me: hold my ensure
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I go back to work tomorrow, which means I now have exactly one day to complete the two weeks worth of projects I confidently told my wife I’d “definitely get to” during my vacation
January 4, 2026 at 4:15 PM
I go back to work tomorrow, which means I now have exactly one day to complete the two weeks worth of projects I confidently told my wife I’d “definitely get to” during my vacation
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“dude, don’t say every thought out loud",
….me, to myself.
….me, to myself.
January 4, 2026 at 2:50 PM
“dude, don’t say every thought out loud",
….me, to myself.
….me, to myself.
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“Damn it, that sounded way funnier in my head.” - me and every tweet I’ve ever written.
November 12, 2024 at 2:42 PM
“Damn it, that sounded way funnier in my head.” - me and every tweet I’ve ever written.
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I’m sorry, I thought you were cool.
January 4, 2026 at 3:23 AM
I’m sorry, I thought you were cool.
My husband just casually mentioned he hates sprinkles on baked goods. So if anyone needs me, I’ll be outside digging his grave and decorating it with the very thing he disrespected.
January 4, 2026 at 2:15 AM
My husband just casually mentioned he hates sprinkles on baked goods. So if anyone needs me, I’ll be outside digging his grave and decorating it with the very thing he disrespected.
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I get so disappointed when people say "I have tea" and it's just a drink and not gossip.
January 4, 2026 at 1:20 AM
I get so disappointed when people say "I have tea" and it's just a drink and not gossip.
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Upon further reflection
New year, older me
New year, older me
New year, new me*
*updated my phone operating system to Android V16
*updated my phone operating system to Android V16
January 3, 2026 at 10:46 PM
Upon further reflection
New year, older me
New year, older me
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Out Of Office Reply: I ordered a grilled cheese sandwich on sourdough but they made it on white toast and I’m down the hall leaning against the window, staring at the rain.
December 5, 2023 at 12:03 AM
Out Of Office Reply: I ordered a grilled cheese sandwich on sourdough but they made it on white toast and I’m down the hall leaning against the window, staring at the rain.
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someone just rang the doorbell and omg when did i stop fitting underneath the bed.
January 3, 2026 at 8:39 PM
someone just rang the doorbell and omg when did i stop fitting underneath the bed.
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My brain is like a steel trap but also scrambled eggs if that makes sense.
January 3, 2026 at 8:53 PM
My brain is like a steel trap but also scrambled eggs if that makes sense.
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*opens phone and accidentally taps news app*
No
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
*Throws phone*
No
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
*Throws phone*
January 3, 2026 at 4:01 PM
*opens phone and accidentally taps news app*
No
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
*Throws phone*
No
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
*Throws phone*
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In Algeria, they don't say "you look ugly", they say "you look like 4 AM" and I think it's beautiful!
January 3, 2026 at 7:40 PM
In Algeria, they don't say "you look ugly", they say "you look like 4 AM" and I think it's beautiful!
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[New Year's Eve]
Me: What are you doing?
Friend: Burning some sage so 2026 will be a better year.
Me: We're way past sage. This requires a flamethrower, gasoline, strange arcane rituals, a few sacrifices to the eldritch gods, and a lot of alcohol.
Me: What are you doing?
Friend: Burning some sage so 2026 will be a better year.
Me: We're way past sage. This requires a flamethrower, gasoline, strange arcane rituals, a few sacrifices to the eldritch gods, and a lot of alcohol.
December 31, 2025 at 8:38 PM
[New Year's Eve]
Me: What are you doing?
Friend: Burning some sage so 2026 will be a better year.
Me: We're way past sage. This requires a flamethrower, gasoline, strange arcane rituals, a few sacrifices to the eldritch gods, and a lot of alcohol.
Me: What are you doing?
Friend: Burning some sage so 2026 will be a better year.
Me: We're way past sage. This requires a flamethrower, gasoline, strange arcane rituals, a few sacrifices to the eldritch gods, and a lot of alcohol.
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People who take naps are the real heroes. It takes courage to wake up twice in one day.
December 15, 2024 at 10:37 AM
People who take naps are the real heroes. It takes courage to wake up twice in one day.