MommyingHard
@mommyinghard.bsky.social
Working mom in her 30s trying to hold it together. 2 kids, 3 if counting husband, 2 fur babies. Sharing your daily dose of mom-edy moments.
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You can teach your kids fake words if you want. My toddler thinks “Hellobius” is a normal greeting
January 6, 2026 at 10:26 PM
You can teach your kids fake words if you want. My toddler thinks “Hellobius” is a normal greeting
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ever since I was a child, I knew I wanted to one day have 13 streaming apps, all of which hide the closed captioning options in a different place
January 6, 2026 at 8:39 PM
ever since I was a child, I knew I wanted to one day have 13 streaming apps, all of which hide the closed captioning options in a different place
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sorry i blew up on you
spontaneous combustion
runs in my family
spontaneous combustion
runs in my family
January 6, 2026 at 9:38 PM
sorry i blew up on you
spontaneous combustion
runs in my family
spontaneous combustion
runs in my family
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How many days does it take to get skinny.
Is it 7? Please tell me it is 7.
Is it 7? Please tell me it is 7.
January 6, 2026 at 11:00 PM
How many days does it take to get skinny.
Is it 7? Please tell me it is 7.
Is it 7? Please tell me it is 7.
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THEM: you should try to make more eye contact when you talk to people
ALSO THEM: omg not like that though
ALSO THEM: omg not like that though
January 6, 2026 at 7:27 PM
THEM: you should try to make more eye contact when you talk to people
ALSO THEM: omg not like that though
ALSO THEM: omg not like that though
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Nothing is more disappointing than getting a huge task accomplished that you've been putting off forever, only to wake up and realize it was just a dream.
I still get partial credit for it though, right?
I still get partial credit for it though, right?
January 6, 2026 at 2:45 PM
Nothing is more disappointing than getting a huge task accomplished that you've been putting off forever, only to wake up and realize it was just a dream.
I still get partial credit for it though, right?
I still get partial credit for it though, right?
My son tested positive for both strep and the flu, so I guess my family will be sick until June. Maybe July.
Send thoughts and prayers.
Send thoughts and prayers.
January 6, 2026 at 12:42 PM
My son tested positive for both strep and the flu, so I guess my family will be sick until June. Maybe July.
Send thoughts and prayers.
Send thoughts and prayers.
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I’m not sure that the amount of effort I put into being just late rather than really late is appreciated.
March 12, 2025 at 5:06 PM
I’m not sure that the amount of effort I put into being just late rather than really late is appreciated.
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My cat woke me up at 3am with duct tape stuck to his head. Must’ve been one hell of a catnip party.
March 19, 2025 at 6:34 PM
My cat woke me up at 3am with duct tape stuck to his head. Must’ve been one hell of a catnip party.
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"engage your core" what am I, a nuclear power plant? The earth? Do I look like an apple to you?
January 2, 2026 at 2:36 AM
"engage your core" what am I, a nuclear power plant? The earth? Do I look like an apple to you?
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You can’t tell me to make ‘myself at home’ and then get weirded out if I take off my pants and cry in the kitchen. That’s not how that works.
December 9, 2024 at 2:30 PM
You can’t tell me to make ‘myself at home’ and then get weirded out if I take off my pants and cry in the kitchen. That’s not how that works.
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I know with the new year a lot of folks are at the gym doing squats. I just want ya’ll to know I’m at home doing my favorite kind of squat
(diddley)
(diddley)
January 5, 2026 at 6:44 PM
I know with the new year a lot of folks are at the gym doing squats. I just want ya’ll to know I’m at home doing my favorite kind of squat
(diddley)
(diddley)
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I’m tired of giving friendly advice. I’m going to start offering violent alternatives
December 2, 2023 at 11:21 PM
I’m tired of giving friendly advice. I’m going to start offering violent alternatives
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[watching murder documentary]
Her: That’s not how I would have done it.
Me: *never sleeps again*
Her: That’s not how I would have done it.
Me: *never sleeps again*
November 13, 2025 at 11:45 PM
[watching murder documentary]
Her: That’s not how I would have done it.
Me: *never sleeps again*
Her: That’s not how I would have done it.
Me: *never sleeps again*
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Interviewer: Your resume lists one of your skills as “planning evil events.” That’s a typo, right? Don’t you mean “live events”?
Me: [slowly rubbing my hands together] If you prefer.
Me: [slowly rubbing my hands together] If you prefer.
October 4, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Interviewer: Your resume lists one of your skills as “planning evil events.” That’s a typo, right? Don’t you mean “live events”?
Me: [slowly rubbing my hands together] If you prefer.
Me: [slowly rubbing my hands together] If you prefer.
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I don’t mean to brag, but I went back to bed.
January 5, 2026 at 2:37 PM
I don’t mean to brag, but I went back to bed.
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Wife: Hey, I noticed you wore your lucky socks today for that big meeting. How'd it go?
Me: it was cancelled.
Wife: oh, so the lucky socks worked, then?
Me: yup
Me: it was cancelled.
Wife: oh, so the lucky socks worked, then?
Me: yup
January 6, 2026 at 12:07 AM
Wife: Hey, I noticed you wore your lucky socks today for that big meeting. How'd it go?
Me: it was cancelled.
Wife: oh, so the lucky socks worked, then?
Me: yup
Me: it was cancelled.
Wife: oh, so the lucky socks worked, then?
Me: yup
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I very much enjoy writing things on sticky notes and never looking at them again
January 5, 2026 at 10:08 PM
I very much enjoy writing things on sticky notes and never looking at them again
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Me to my 7yo: you’re going to get a knuckle sammich.
My 4yo who is obsessed with animals: well YOU’RE going to get a moose knuckle sandwich!
I am not adult enough for this.
My 4yo who is obsessed with animals: well YOU’RE going to get a moose knuckle sandwich!
I am not adult enough for this.
January 5, 2026 at 6:27 PM
Me to my 7yo: you’re going to get a knuckle sammich.
My 4yo who is obsessed with animals: well YOU’RE going to get a moose knuckle sandwich!
I am not adult enough for this.
My 4yo who is obsessed with animals: well YOU’RE going to get a moose knuckle sandwich!
I am not adult enough for this.
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“Your skin is glowing!”
Thanks, it’s anxiety sweat.
Thanks, it’s anxiety sweat.
January 5, 2026 at 11:17 PM
“Your skin is glowing!”
Thanks, it’s anxiety sweat.
Thanks, it’s anxiety sweat.
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I remember 2025 like it was just a few days ago
January 5, 2026 at 11:28 PM
I remember 2025 like it was just a few days ago
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My kid was asking me if peanuts grew on trees. I said that most nuts grow on trees, but peanuts grow underground. He was absolutely blown away and started laughing uncontrollably.
After a moment, he regained his composure and said “Gee! What a kneeslapper!” Who knew peanuts were so hilarious?
After a moment, he regained his composure and said “Gee! What a kneeslapper!” Who knew peanuts were so hilarious?
December 31, 2025 at 12:31 AM
My kid was asking me if peanuts grew on trees. I said that most nuts grow on trees, but peanuts grow underground. He was absolutely blown away and started laughing uncontrollably.
After a moment, he regained his composure and said “Gee! What a kneeslapper!” Who knew peanuts were so hilarious?
After a moment, he regained his composure and said “Gee! What a kneeslapper!” Who knew peanuts were so hilarious?
Me: *hands 6yo a shirt*
6yo: Not that one.
Me: Then pick one.
6yo: *spends 7 minutes evaluating her entire wardrobe like it’s the Met Gala*
Also 6yo: *chooses the same shirt*
Parenting is just…this.
6yo: Not that one.
Me: Then pick one.
6yo: *spends 7 minutes evaluating her entire wardrobe like it’s the Met Gala*
Also 6yo: *chooses the same shirt*
Parenting is just…this.
January 5, 2026 at 12:49 PM
Me: *hands 6yo a shirt*
6yo: Not that one.
Me: Then pick one.
6yo: *spends 7 minutes evaluating her entire wardrobe like it’s the Met Gala*
Also 6yo: *chooses the same shirt*
Parenting is just…this.
6yo: Not that one.
Me: Then pick one.
6yo: *spends 7 minutes evaluating her entire wardrobe like it’s the Met Gala*
Also 6yo: *chooses the same shirt*
Parenting is just…this.
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If you start your day off folding the five baskets of laundry you've been avoiding like the plague, it can only go up from there.
January 4, 2026 at 9:24 PM
If you start your day off folding the five baskets of laundry you've been avoiding like the plague, it can only go up from there.
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The rule is that if you forget to take one decoration down, it must stay up until the following Christmas.
January 3, 2026 at 9:17 PM
The rule is that if you forget to take one decoration down, it must stay up until the following Christmas.