Mike Vogel
@michaelvogel1.bsky.social
Husband and Father of 3 from MN. Compliance Attorney. Mostly here for parenting jokes and baking posts.
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Mike Vogel
@michaelvogel1.bsky.social
· Nov 22
Wife: (making eyes at me) Hey, babe. It's Friday night. The kids are in bed. You know what that means...
Me: yup. Let's get our chores done and go to bed at a reasonable hour.
Wife: oh yeah
(We high five)
Me: yup. Let's get our chores done and go to bed at a reasonable hour.
Wife: oh yeah
(We high five)
Wife: Hey, I noticed you wore your lucky socks today for that big meeting. How'd it go?
Me: it was cancelled.
Wife: oh, so the lucky socks worked, then?
Me: yup
Me: it was cancelled.
Wife: oh, so the lucky socks worked, then?
Me: yup
January 6, 2026 at 12:07 AM
Wife: Hey, I noticed you wore your lucky socks today for that big meeting. How'd it go?
Me: it was cancelled.
Wife: oh, so the lucky socks worked, then?
Me: yup
Me: it was cancelled.
Wife: oh, so the lucky socks worked, then?
Me: yup
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Happy New Year! 🥳
(These are both things my actual kids said!)
BONUS Panel below! 👇
(These are both things my actual kids said!)
BONUS Panel below! 👇
January 1, 2026 at 7:06 PM
Happy New Year! 🥳
(These are both things my actual kids said!)
BONUS Panel below! 👇
(These are both things my actual kids said!)
BONUS Panel below! 👇
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The icy trees are so pretty.
December 29, 2025 at 1:37 AM
The icy trees are so pretty.
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“Break it Down Again” is my favorite Tears for Fears song about recycling all the cardboard boxes
December 26, 2025 at 3:58 AM
“Break it Down Again” is my favorite Tears for Fears song about recycling all the cardboard boxes
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idk, i think it’s eggnog
December 25, 2025 at 2:04 PM
idk, i think it’s eggnog
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Personal development guru: Nothing good in life happens unless you struggle for it.
*trying hard to open a package of bacon*
Me: So true.
*trying hard to open a package of bacon*
Me: So true.
December 28, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Personal development guru: Nothing good in life happens unless you struggle for it.
*trying hard to open a package of bacon*
Me: So true.
*trying hard to open a package of bacon*
Me: So true.
Me: Hey, wait. That's not structurally sound yet! It can't hold that piece there! WHAT ARE YOU DOING! IT'S GOING TO COLLAPSE...
Wife: Honey! Just let the kids build their gingerbread houses the way THEY want to.
Wife: Honey! Just let the kids build their gingerbread houses the way THEY want to.
December 28, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Me: Hey, wait. That's not structurally sound yet! It can't hold that piece there! WHAT ARE YOU DOING! IT'S GOING TO COLLAPSE...
Wife: Honey! Just let the kids build their gingerbread houses the way THEY want to.
Wife: Honey! Just let the kids build their gingerbread houses the way THEY want to.
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I think I know what my 4yo is getting me for Christmas!
It’s sick. She’s getting me sick.
It’s sick. She’s getting me sick.
December 18, 2025 at 8:55 PM
I think I know what my 4yo is getting me for Christmas!
It’s sick. She’s getting me sick.
It’s sick. She’s getting me sick.
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December 20, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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NEW COMIC: Unwrapped 🎁
Merry Christmas everyone!!
Merry Christmas everyone!!
December 25, 2025 at 4:44 PM
NEW COMIC: Unwrapped 🎁
Merry Christmas everyone!!
Merry Christmas everyone!!
Me: You're supposed to wear a festive shirt to Grandma and Grandpa's for Christmas.
My Kid: It is festive!!
Me: How?
My Kid: There's red and green, (pointing to shirt) Mario and Luigi.
Me:
My Kid:
Me: Seems legit
My Kid: It is festive!!
Me: How?
My Kid: There's red and green, (pointing to shirt) Mario and Luigi.
Me:
My Kid:
Me: Seems legit
December 25, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Me: You're supposed to wear a festive shirt to Grandma and Grandpa's for Christmas.
My Kid: It is festive!!
Me: How?
My Kid: There's red and green, (pointing to shirt) Mario and Luigi.
Me:
My Kid:
Me: Seems legit
My Kid: It is festive!!
Me: How?
My Kid: There's red and green, (pointing to shirt) Mario and Luigi.
Me:
My Kid:
Me: Seems legit
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Happy Holidays Everyone!
December 24, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Happy Holidays Everyone!
One morning on Panama's Independence Day, a soldier was patrolling the canal on his morning shift. He saw sailboats pass through at 9am, 10am, and 11am respectively. When asked to report by his commanding officer, the soldier said, "I saw 3 ships come sailing in on isthmus day in the morning."
December 24, 2025 at 9:08 PM
One morning on Panama's Independence Day, a soldier was patrolling the canal on his morning shift. He saw sailboats pass through at 9am, 10am, and 11am respectively. When asked to report by his commanding officer, the soldier said, "I saw 3 ships come sailing in on isthmus day in the morning."
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What idiot called it Christmas-themed footwear and not BOOTS WITH THE FIR
December 24, 2025 at 5:12 PM
What idiot called it Christmas-themed footwear and not BOOTS WITH THE FIR
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Stages of holiday shopping
1. Plenty of time
2. Gifts for myself
3. Oh no
1. Plenty of time
2. Gifts for myself
3. Oh no
December 13, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Stages of holiday shopping
1. Plenty of time
2. Gifts for myself
3. Oh no
1. Plenty of time
2. Gifts for myself
3. Oh no
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8yo: What's something dangerous you used to do when you were a kid?
Me: Eat Cap N' Crunch cereal.
Me: Eat Cap N' Crunch cereal.
December 23, 2025 at 5:16 PM
8yo: What's something dangerous you used to do when you were a kid?
Me: Eat Cap N' Crunch cereal.
Me: Eat Cap N' Crunch cereal.
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Me: There's so much to do today!
Also me: *sits down for "just a minute" to scroll funny memes.
Also me: *sits down for "just a minute" to scroll funny memes.
December 24, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Me: There's so much to do today!
Also me: *sits down for "just a minute" to scroll funny memes.
Also me: *sits down for "just a minute" to scroll funny memes.
Them: wait, so every Holidays you bake for your family homemade donuts, pizzas and calzones, focaccia bread, French toast from homemade bread, and cinnamon rolls with a s'mores filling.
Me: yes
Them: you can't eat all that!!
Me:
Me: yes
Them: you can't eat all that!!
Me:
a man in a tuxedo is talking about something really special
ALT: a man in a tuxedo is talking about something really special
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December 24, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Them: wait, so every Holidays you bake for your family homemade donuts, pizzas and calzones, focaccia bread, French toast from homemade bread, and cinnamon rolls with a s'mores filling.
Me: yes
Them: you can't eat all that!!
Me:
Me: yes
Them: you can't eat all that!!
Me: