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· Jan 2
What idiot called it an AI chatbot and not the Headless Sourceman
What idiot called it asexual reproduction and not internal breeding?
February 17, 2026 at 5:05 PM
What idiot called it asexual reproduction and not internal breeding?
What idiot called it "too old to twerk" and not "the shake machine's broken."
February 16, 2026 at 5:49 PM
What idiot called it "too old to twerk" and not "the shake machine's broken."
What idiot called it shitposting and not I.M. Poster syndrome
February 13, 2026 at 8:27 PM
What idiot called it shitposting and not I.M. Poster syndrome
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What idiot called it the Recycling Centre and not the tipping point?
February 11, 2026 at 5:18 PM
What idiot called it the Recycling Centre and not the tipping point?
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What idiot called it "O Brother, Where Art Thou?" And not "Clooney Tunes"?
February 9, 2026 at 11:32 PM
What idiot called it "O Brother, Where Art Thou?" And not "Clooney Tunes"?
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Srsly, what idiot called it "CAPTCHA" instead of "Mein Voight-Kampff".
February 3, 2026 at 3:43 AM
Srsly, what idiot called it "CAPTCHA" instead of "Mein Voight-Kampff".
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what idiot called it water vapor cooling as the temperature drops overnight, eventually settling on the grass in your lawn so your dog's feet get wet when they go out to pee in the morning instead of dew process
February 3, 2026 at 10:55 PM
what idiot called it water vapor cooling as the temperature drops overnight, eventually settling on the grass in your lawn so your dog's feet get wet when they go out to pee in the morning instead of dew process
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What idiot called them digital rhizomes instead of vtubers
February 13, 2026 at 6:56 PM
What idiot called them digital rhizomes instead of vtubers
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What idiot called it fake news instead of truthanasia?
January 22, 2026 at 7:45 PM
What idiot called it fake news instead of truthanasia?
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who called it the bomb squad and not the plastiqué surgeon
February 8, 2026 at 2:49 AM
who called it the bomb squad and not the plastiqué surgeon
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Who called it “AI psychosis” and not “Animism-maniacs“?
February 8, 2026 at 9:37 PM
Who called it “AI psychosis” and not “Animism-maniacs“?
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who called it the "ass end of nowhere" and not mcturdo station
February 9, 2026 at 7:15 PM
who called it the "ass end of nowhere" and not mcturdo station
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who called it a werewolf and not a haunt dog?
February 9, 2026 at 11:55 PM
who called it a werewolf and not a haunt dog?
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Who called it model soup and not backbone broth
February 11, 2026 at 3:44 PM
Who called it model soup and not backbone broth
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Who called it forgetting to set a timer when I make tea and not Vibe Steeping.
February 11, 2026 at 4:35 PM
Who called it forgetting to set a timer when I make tea and not Vibe Steeping.
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Who called it "Door-to-door Sales Training" and not "The School of Hard Knocks"?
February 12, 2026 at 1:15 PM
Who called it "Door-to-door Sales Training" and not "The School of Hard Knocks"?
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who called it videodrome and not i saw the TV blow
February 11, 2026 at 12:13 AM
who called it videodrome and not i saw the TV blow
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who called it the Puppy Bowl and not the World Pup
February 8, 2026 at 11:27 PM
who called it the Puppy Bowl and not the World Pup
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who called it ghosthunting and not peekaboo
February 12, 2026 at 4:58 AM
who called it ghosthunting and not peekaboo
What idiot called it bumping into Paul McCartney on a farm, and not finding a Beatle in a haystack?
February 11, 2026 at 5:12 PM
What idiot called it bumping into Paul McCartney on a farm, and not finding a Beatle in a haystack?
What idiot called them someone pretending to be ginger and not red-acted
February 10, 2026 at 8:49 PM
What idiot called them someone pretending to be ginger and not red-acted
What idiot called it Harry and Megan's civilian lifestyle and not the Usual Sussex
February 9, 2026 at 5:49 PM
What idiot called it Harry and Megan's civilian lifestyle and not the Usual Sussex
What idiot called it an arranged marriage and not automated
February 6, 2026 at 6:47 PM
What idiot called it an arranged marriage and not automated
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What idiot called it “wallowing in #retrocomputing / #retrogaming nostalgia” and not “Cathode Ray Therapy”?
January 31, 2026 at 3:26 AM
What idiot called it “wallowing in #retrocomputing / #retrogaming nostalgia” and not “Cathode Ray Therapy”?
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What idiot called it military rations and not noms de guerre
February 6, 2026 at 1:06 AM
What idiot called it military rations and not noms de guerre