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Orc Bitch
@coreshift.bsky.social
· Aug 19
Sorry for being disgusting online but this is the real me
Why are there so many concert versions of Les Mis. You think I wanna see Jean Valjean just stand there? Get that fugitive ass moving
January 10, 2026 at 7:02 PM
Why are there so many concert versions of Les Mis. You think I wanna see Jean Valjean just stand there? Get that fugitive ass moving
Everyone is a furry. Most of us just have great ape fursonas
January 10, 2026 at 6:40 PM
Everyone is a furry. Most of us just have great ape fursonas
Hey does anybody know any tgirl bodybuilders or MMA fighters that I can kiss and cuddle and adore
January 10, 2026 at 6:18 PM
Hey does anybody know any tgirl bodybuilders or MMA fighters that I can kiss and cuddle and adore
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this one is called goose horse
January 6, 2026 at 10:55 PM
this one is called goose horse
What if you had to prune your pets. What if you had to cut little pieces of your dog off when it got too big
January 10, 2026 at 4:52 PM
What if you had to prune your pets. What if you had to cut little pieces of your dog off when it got too big
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Babe, they had a plastic surgery 2-for-1, so I brought my much older brother and we both got that Andrew Jackson full face redo I told you you'd love. Imagine, babe, looking between your legs during the most presidential oral ever and not knowing which of us is tracing "$20" on you with our tongue.
January 8, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Babe, they had a plastic surgery 2-for-1, so I brought my much older brother and we both got that Andrew Jackson full face redo I told you you'd love. Imagine, babe, looking between your legs during the most presidential oral ever and not knowing which of us is tracing "$20" on you with our tongue.
Watching a brit on youtube make "lardy cake". Do british people have to make ALL their food sound Like That
January 10, 2026 at 1:37 AM
Watching a brit on youtube make "lardy cake". Do british people have to make ALL their food sound Like That
Impromptu arm wrestling competition broke out among the tgirls at the climbing gym last night. Put an annoying contrarian I dislike in her place 😌
January 10, 2026 at 1:32 AM
Impromptu arm wrestling competition broke out among the tgirls at the climbing gym last night. Put an annoying contrarian I dislike in her place 😌
Whenever you rub a cat's head in a little circle such that their hair sticks up, my sister and I call that "fuzzing" them
January 10, 2026 at 1:19 AM
Whenever you rub a cat's head in a little circle such that their hair sticks up, my sister and I call that "fuzzing" them
What actually good trans character design looks like
January 10, 2026 at 12:50 AM
What actually good trans character design looks like
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BIG FIGHT AT POLAND’S WROCLAW ZOO!!!
January 9, 2026 at 8:02 PM
BIG FIGHT AT POLAND’S WROCLAW ZOO!!!
Nightmare about two evil lesbians who were enslaving the mentally ill and wanted me to help/sign my soul over to them essentially. They were trying to seduce me and at a certain point I saw their true forms, wet and red, humanoid but bulbous, skin like beluga whales
January 9, 2026 at 7:50 PM
Nightmare about two evil lesbians who were enslaving the mentally ill and wanted me to help/sign my soul over to them essentially. They were trying to seduce me and at a certain point I saw their true forms, wet and red, humanoid but bulbous, skin like beluga whales
Crazy shit I have bought on a whim over the years:
- Unicycle
- Trombone
- Cast-iron helmet
- Motorcycle helmet (I don't ride)
- Orthoceras squid fossil
- Driftwood
- Mannequin head
- Animation cel from Carmen Sandiego cartoon
- Early 1900's kitchen scale
- 3 spoons from 1939 World's Fair
- Unicycle
- Trombone
- Cast-iron helmet
- Motorcycle helmet (I don't ride)
- Orthoceras squid fossil
- Driftwood
- Mannequin head
- Animation cel from Carmen Sandiego cartoon
- Early 1900's kitchen scale
- 3 spoons from 1939 World's Fair
January 9, 2026 at 8:15 AM
Crazy shit I have bought on a whim over the years:
- Unicycle
- Trombone
- Cast-iron helmet
- Motorcycle helmet (I don't ride)
- Orthoceras squid fossil
- Driftwood
- Mannequin head
- Animation cel from Carmen Sandiego cartoon
- Early 1900's kitchen scale
- 3 spoons from 1939 World's Fair
- Unicycle
- Trombone
- Cast-iron helmet
- Motorcycle helmet (I don't ride)
- Orthoceras squid fossil
- Driftwood
- Mannequin head
- Animation cel from Carmen Sandiego cartoon
- Early 1900's kitchen scale
- 3 spoons from 1939 World's Fair
Feeling like I've been put through the machine that mechanically separates meat from bones for hot dogs
January 9, 2026 at 7:45 AM
Feeling like I've been put through the machine that mechanically separates meat from bones for hot dogs
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*seeing a beautiful woman that is emotionally distant and will never feel as strongly about me as I do them* Wow. I love her
January 4, 2026 at 12:35 AM
*seeing a beautiful woman that is emotionally distant and will never feel as strongly about me as I do them* Wow. I love her
My local grocery store plays the most grown-folks-past-midnight, auntie-fucking R&B and I love it. It's like I'm getting a coconut oil massage in the checkout aisle
January 9, 2026 at 5:31 AM
My local grocery store plays the most grown-folks-past-midnight, auntie-fucking R&B and I love it. It's like I'm getting a coconut oil massage in the checkout aisle
Second day trying to get through to the SNAP office to no avail. Will go to a physical location tomorrow to ask for the conference. Can't believe this
January 8, 2026 at 9:37 PM
Second day trying to get through to the SNAP office to no avail. Will go to a physical location tomorrow to ask for the conference. Can't believe this
I love you, Chiitan
Chiitan loves good transgender people🏳️⚧️
In today's world, even making these kinds of statements will get you slandered, but I think it's more important to create a world where transgender people can live peacefully and be themselves, so I will continue to send out messages until my account is deleted
In today's world, even making these kinds of statements will get you slandered, but I think it's more important to create a world where transgender people can live peacefully and be themselves, so I will continue to send out messages until my account is deleted
January 8, 2026 at 6:22 PM
I love you, Chiitan
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December 12, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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can anybody at least help us get dinner tonight? we've been surviving on a beans and rice, occasionally some chicken, all of which has run out. it would be really nice to get groceries and actually eat
didn't realize because i was so hyperfocused on rent and job applications, but i guess we don't have any food in the house
please can we jumpstart for some groceries and get a headstart on the upcoming bills?
$0/$2000
venmo: gayley_williams
cashapp: gayleywilliams
paypal.me/chemrain
💸💕
please can we jumpstart for some groceries and get a headstart on the upcoming bills?
$0/$2000
venmo: gayley_williams
cashapp: gayleywilliams
paypal.me/chemrain
💸💕
thank you to everyone who donated or shared, peggy and i are incredibly grateful
lower priority because they're spread throughout the month there's approx $1500 in bills remaining for january, plus groceries and gas
$0/$2000
venmo: gayley_williams
cashapp: gayleywilliams
paypal.me/chemrain
💸💕
lower priority because they're spread throughout the month there's approx $1500 in bills remaining for january, plus groceries and gas
$0/$2000
venmo: gayley_williams
cashapp: gayleywilliams
paypal.me/chemrain
💸💕
January 8, 2026 at 5:29 AM
can anybody at least help us get dinner tonight? we've been surviving on a beans and rice, occasionally some chicken, all of which has run out. it would be really nice to get groceries and actually eat
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sitting near a drafty window, drinking a coconut la croix, and watching a crackling fireplace video
January 8, 2026 at 4:47 AM
sitting near a drafty window, drinking a coconut la croix, and watching a crackling fireplace video
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It really feels like we can't keep doing this every day, y'know
January 8, 2026 at 12:13 AM
It really feels like we can't keep doing this every day, y'know