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Orc Bitch
@coreshift.bsky.social
· Aug 19
Sorry for being disgusting online but this is the real me
Was talking to a hookup who is having some insane polycule drama and even tho my life sucks I forget sometimes that I'm very good at protecting my peace
November 21, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Was talking to a hookup who is having some insane polycule drama and even tho my life sucks I forget sometimes that I'm very good at protecting my peace
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It's amazing how the desire for a woman you can't have can make a pretty good life feel absolutely miserable
November 20, 2025 at 7:18 PM
It's amazing how the desire for a woman you can't have can make a pretty good life feel absolutely miserable
"Damon Albarn ate snow off the roof and now can't sing" - banger tweet from the dream I just had
November 20, 2025 at 7:14 AM
"Damon Albarn ate snow off the roof and now can't sing" - banger tweet from the dream I just had
Something my sister and I do is whenever we come across a picture of a cat from like 1908, we insist they are still alive
November 19, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Something my sister and I do is whenever we come across a picture of a cat from like 1908, we insist they are still alive
Pretending to be trans for the massive benefits (ostracization, being stripped of healthcare, countless hours of physical and psychological pain)
November 19, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Pretending to be trans for the massive benefits (ostracization, being stripped of healthcare, countless hours of physical and psychological pain)
I am going to eat some cereal
November 19, 2025 at 3:19 PM
I am going to eat some cereal
I've been so hungry for twizzlers pull n' peels....I haven't had them in years......
November 19, 2025 at 6:41 AM
I've been so hungry for twizzlers pull n' peels....I haven't had them in years......
If you are a "cis dude" who finds themselves in a social circle of all trans women, maybe give things a ponder
November 19, 2025 at 6:17 AM
If you are a "cis dude" who finds themselves in a social circle of all trans women, maybe give things a ponder
I think you could keep me working indefinitely if a little dispenser on my desk dropped a junior mint every 20 minutes or so
November 19, 2025 at 5:00 AM
I think you could keep me working indefinitely if a little dispenser on my desk dropped a junior mint every 20 minutes or so
This was essentially Zdzisław Beksiński's whole vibe
November 19, 2025 at 4:38 AM
This was essentially Zdzisław Beksiński's whole vibe
*turning from console concernedly* Captain, sensors are picking up trace amounts....of dookie
November 19, 2025 at 3:49 AM
*turning from console concernedly* Captain, sensors are picking up trace amounts....of dookie
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the mind of the artist
November 19, 2025 at 2:43 AM
the mind of the artist
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I think I downloaded the wrong version of The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind...
November 18, 2025 at 11:48 PM
I think I downloaded the wrong version of The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind...
I think the Evangelion opening might be the best song. Not the best anime theme song. The best song
November 19, 2025 at 1:32 AM
I think the Evangelion opening might be the best song. Not the best anime theme song. The best song
If I go to your restaurant and you have coke on the menu but then bring me out a CAN of coke I'm gonna be a lil pissed tbh
November 18, 2025 at 8:57 PM
If I go to your restaurant and you have coke on the menu but then bring me out a CAN of coke I'm gonna be a lil pissed tbh
Whole body hurts. Definitely a rest day
November 18, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Whole body hurts. Definitely a rest day
Horniness on low t is so weird. It creeps up on you subtly, like when you're not quite sure if you're hungry or not. A lot of the old stimuli don't work, either
November 18, 2025 at 6:21 AM
Horniness on low t is so weird. It creeps up on you subtly, like when you're not quite sure if you're hungry or not. A lot of the old stimuli don't work, either
My goal for the next few months is to become so hot that the people I'm crushing on completely lose their minds to lust over me
November 18, 2025 at 5:59 AM
My goal for the next few months is to become so hot that the people I'm crushing on completely lose their minds to lust over me
Bent-over dumbbell rows feel better than expected! Will add to the rotation
November 18, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Bent-over dumbbell rows feel better than expected! Will add to the rotation
Thinking I might stop electro for now and restart laser. There's just SO MUCH hair still
November 18, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Thinking I might stop electro for now and restart laser. There's just SO MUCH hair still
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girls with dicks get crazy and are banned from Lowe's
November 18, 2025 at 4:45 AM
girls with dicks get crazy and are banned from Lowe's
So do ppl not like transbian now bc they think it is self-limiting or bc the word itself seems cringe
November 18, 2025 at 3:39 AM
So do ppl not like transbian now bc they think it is self-limiting or bc the word itself seems cringe
I hate looking adorable >:c
November 18, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I hate looking adorable >:c