Glum Rock
@jimblower.bsky.social
Left to my own devices I probably wouldn't.
Pinned
*Me sitting on my own in the living room*
"Hmmm. Maybe Platoon isn't a Christmas movie after all."
"Hmmm. Maybe Platoon isn't a Christmas movie after all."
Just opened door number 33 of my advent calendar.
January 2, 2026 at 1:06 PM
Just opened door number 33 of my advent calendar.
Deep layer of crisp white snow on top of the mountains this morning...
...I imagine...
...from under the duvet.
...I imagine...
...from under the duvet.
January 2, 2026 at 10:16 AM
Deep layer of crisp white snow on top of the mountains this morning...
...I imagine...
...from under the duvet.
...I imagine...
...from under the duvet.
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Let's celebrate! Alone and in the comfort of our own homes!
January 2, 2026 at 10:10 AM
Let's celebrate! Alone and in the comfort of our own homes!
I thought if I got up and started dancing everyone would join in.
Quite the opposite as it happens...
...and they threw me out of the crematorium.
Quite the opposite as it happens...
...and they threw me out of the crematorium.
December 31, 2025 at 9:58 PM
I thought if I got up and started dancing everyone would join in.
Quite the opposite as it happens...
...and they threw me out of the crematorium.
Quite the opposite as it happens...
...and they threw me out of the crematorium.
Think my first day as Chief Electrical Engineer for the Channel Tunnel went pretty well.
December 30, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Think my first day as Chief Electrical Engineer for the Channel Tunnel went pretty well.
January coming - I predict a diet.
December 30, 2025 at 5:45 PM
January coming - I predict a diet.
What if everyone dies the moment they are born, and their life is actually their body being possessed by the ghost of their dead self?
December 29, 2025 at 10:49 PM
What if everyone dies the moment they are born, and their life is actually their body being possessed by the ghost of their dead self?
Aga-dune-dune-dune...
A Dune With A View
December 29, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Aga-dune-dune-dune...
One of Michael Jackson's favourite meals was a slow cooked goat stew.
Billy Tagine.
No...You shut up.
Billy Tagine.
No...You shut up.
December 29, 2025 at 10:23 AM
One of Michael Jackson's favourite meals was a slow cooked goat stew.
Billy Tagine.
No...You shut up.
Billy Tagine.
No...You shut up.
How I'm walking out of 2025.
December 28, 2025 at 9:18 AM
How I'm walking out of 2025.
*Me sitting on my own in the living room*
"Hmmm. Maybe Platoon isn't a Christmas movie after all."
"Hmmm. Maybe Platoon isn't a Christmas movie after all."
December 25, 2025 at 11:30 PM
*Me sitting on my own in the living room*
"Hmmm. Maybe Platoon isn't a Christmas movie after all."
"Hmmm. Maybe Platoon isn't a Christmas movie after all."
Wife's out Bublé on.
I'm not sure what the album is called, but I suspect it's "Have an Autotuned Christmas".
I'm not sure what the album is called, but I suspect it's "Have an Autotuned Christmas".
December 25, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Wife's out Bublé on.
I'm not sure what the album is called, but I suspect it's "Have an Autotuned Christmas".
I'm not sure what the album is called, but I suspect it's "Have an Autotuned Christmas".
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Merry Christmas everyone, especially my #Playschool Babies. Be kind, considerate and compassionate as the festive season continues. Spread joy everywhere you go and remember the best gift you can give is unconditional love ❤️🎄❤️
December 25, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Merry Christmas everyone, especially my #Playschool Babies. Be kind, considerate and compassionate as the festive season continues. Spread joy everywhere you go and remember the best gift you can give is unconditional love ❤️🎄❤️
HE'S BEEN! HE'S BEEN!
I'd give it 5 minutes, if I were you.
I'd give it 5 minutes, if I were you.
December 25, 2025 at 9:01 AM
HE'S BEEN! HE'S BEEN!
I'd give it 5 minutes, if I were you.
I'd give it 5 minutes, if I were you.
Level Complete!
Happy Christmas All!
Happy Christmas All!
While everyone else is trying to avoid Last Christmas playing Whamageddon, I'm trying to avoid Another Rock and Roll Christmas playing GaryGlitteraGeddon.
Currently in my 15th unbeaten year. 😉
Currently in my 15th unbeaten year. 😉
December 24, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Level Complete!
Happy Christmas All!
Happy Christmas All!
He's making a list,
Redacting it twice...
Redacting it twice...
December 24, 2025 at 10:42 PM
He's making a list,
Redacting it twice...
Redacting it twice...
King's speech will be a doozy this year.
It's been Charles's "Andus Horribilis".
It's been Charles's "Andus Horribilis".
December 24, 2025 at 4:53 PM
King's speech will be a doozy this year.
It's been Charles's "Andus Horribilis".
It's been Charles's "Andus Horribilis".
Nostalgia, eh?
It's not what it used to be...
It's not what it used to be...
December 24, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Nostalgia, eh?
It's not what it used to be...
It's not what it used to be...
Everyone knows about the Beefeater soldiers who guard the Tower of London.
We do not hear so much, though, about the Harvester Marines, nor the Greene King Wednesday Night Curry Special Commandos.
We do not hear so much, though, about the Harvester Marines, nor the Greene King Wednesday Night Curry Special Commandos.
December 24, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Everyone knows about the Beefeater soldiers who guard the Tower of London.
We do not hear so much, though, about the Harvester Marines, nor the Greene King Wednesday Night Curry Special Commandos.
We do not hear so much, though, about the Harvester Marines, nor the Greene King Wednesday Night Curry Special Commandos.
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SCROOGE: you there, boy! what day is it?
BOY: i don't know, i'm like six
SCROOGE: well fuckin – can you ask someone
BOY: i don't know, i'm like six
SCROOGE: well fuckin – can you ask someone
December 1, 2024 at 9:08 AM
SCROOGE: you there, boy! what day is it?
BOY: i don't know, i'm like six
SCROOGE: well fuckin – can you ask someone
BOY: i don't know, i'm like six
SCROOGE: well fuckin – can you ask someone
Nice sunset from the beach this evening.
December 23, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Nice sunset from the beach this evening.
How I’m arriving at the Bluesky Xmas Party
December 23, 2025 at 9:09 PM
How I’m arriving at the Bluesky Xmas Party