Did my best ever time for finishing a Marathon earlier…sorry, they're Snickers now aren't they…
August 10, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Did my best ever time for finishing a Marathon earlier…sorry, they're Snickers now aren't they…
@proseccoscot.bsky.social Lovely to meet you. Did you enjoy the gig?
July 31, 2025 at 10:33 PM
@proseccoscot.bsky.social Lovely to meet you. Did you enjoy the gig?
Facebook…where every 3rd post seems to be a joke about the distance to the Wetherspoons toilets 🤷♂️
March 12, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Facebook…where every 3rd post seems to be a joke about the distance to the Wetherspoons toilets 🤷♂️
I'll bet £100 I could beat anyone on here in a gondola race…that's got to be worth a punt…
February 28, 2025 at 11:06 PM
I'll bet £100 I could beat anyone on here in a gondola race…that's got to be worth a punt…
All this stuff about Christiano Ronaldo being the self-proclaimed most complete footballer ever.
How delusional & egotistical can you be? He's not even the best Ronaldo 🇧🇷
How delusional & egotistical can you be? He's not even the best Ronaldo 🇧🇷
a soccer player holds his finger to his mouth while another player looks on
ALT: a soccer player holds his finger to his mouth while another player looks on
media.tenor.com
February 4, 2025 at 10:36 AM
All this stuff about Christiano Ronaldo being the self-proclaimed most complete footballer ever.
How delusional & egotistical can you be? He's not even the best Ronaldo 🇧🇷
How delusional & egotistical can you be? He's not even the best Ronaldo 🇧🇷
Started a group called The Gastric Band…we do Thin Lizzy covers…
February 1, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Started a group called The Gastric Band…we do Thin Lizzy covers…
A Huddersfield Town fan & nails it when it comes to Musk. What's not to love about @reecedinsdale.bsky.social 😊
January 26, 2025 at 11:52 PM
A Huddersfield Town fan & nails it when it comes to Musk. What's not to love about @reecedinsdale.bsky.social 😊
In other news, Michelle Mone & her husband have set up a roofing business…
January 24, 2025 at 4:57 PM
In other news, Michelle Mone & her husband have set up a roofing business…
Whole family have been in the house all morning because of the weather warning…how the fuck did we survive lockdown 🤷♂️🤪
January 24, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Whole family have been in the house all morning because of the weather warning…how the fuck did we survive lockdown 🤷♂️🤪
The guy who did the voice for Charlie Brown has been arrested for stalking.....doesn't that make him Snoopy?
January 23, 2025 at 12:39 PM
The guy who did the voice for Charlie Brown has been arrested for stalking.....doesn't that make him Snoopy?
I'm in charge of a group of vampire hunters…I've always been good at stakeholder management…
January 22, 2025 at 11:33 PM
I'm in charge of a group of vampire hunters…I've always been good at stakeholder management…
Yep. When he dies…
Will Donald Trump make the world a better place?
January 22, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Yep. When he dies…
…unless it's me doing a Nazi salute, TWICE, on live TV, then believe me when I say that didn't happen…
January 22, 2025 at 3:36 PM
…unless it's me doing a Nazi salute, TWICE, on live TV, then believe me when I say that didn't happen…
It's that day again…Platelet donation & Tunnock's Tea Cake Day🩸💉😊
January 22, 2025 at 12:46 PM
It's that day again…Platelet donation & Tunnock's Tea Cake Day🩸💉😊
Today is Squirrel Appreciation Day…the world's gone nuts…
January 21, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Today is Squirrel Appreciation Day…the world's gone nuts…
Girlfriend asked me to draw her a bath…hope she likes it…
January 19, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Girlfriend asked me to draw her a bath…hope she likes it…
Just heard this again for the 1st time in years. If you were a teen in the 80s & didn't sing "solid as a cock" I don't think we can be friends 😊
open.spotify.com/track/4sr4Nd...
open.spotify.com/track/4sr4Nd...
Solid
Ashford & Simpson · Solid · Song · 1984
open.spotify.com
January 11, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Just heard this again for the 1st time in years. If you were a teen in the 80s & didn't sing "solid as a cock" I don't think we can be friends 😊
open.spotify.com/track/4sr4Nd...
open.spotify.com/track/4sr4Nd...
Reposted by Steven
Interviewer: “Your CV says you’ve been to prison?”
Me: “Sorry, that’s a mistake”
Interviewer: “So you haven’t?”
Me: “I have, I just didn’t mean to put it on there”
Me: “Sorry, that’s a mistake”
Interviewer: “So you haven’t?”
Me: “I have, I just didn’t mean to put it on there”
January 9, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Interviewer: “Your CV says you’ve been to prison?”
Me: “Sorry, that’s a mistake”
Interviewer: “So you haven’t?”
Me: “I have, I just didn’t mean to put it on there”
Me: “Sorry, that’s a mistake”
Interviewer: “So you haven’t?”
Me: “I have, I just didn’t mean to put it on there”
Turns out free speech Champion & diamond class sycophant is only for freedom when it's a load of old shite from rich opportunists & she doesn't really like the truth…
January 9, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Turns out free speech Champion & diamond class sycophant is only for freedom when it's a load of old shite from rich opportunists & she doesn't really like the truth…
My OnlyFans is just me baking bread & trying to make enough money to afford butter…
January 8, 2025 at 10:57 PM
My OnlyFans is just me baking bread & trying to make enough money to afford butter…
I was once in a fight with Jarvis Cocker to be the lead singer of a band…he beat me to a pulp…
January 8, 2025 at 10:07 PM
I was once in a fight with Jarvis Cocker to be the lead singer of a band…he beat me to a pulp…
Just bought my mate a boiler & half a dozen radiators…it's a house warming gift…
January 8, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Just bought my mate a boiler & half a dozen radiators…it's a house warming gift…
