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I have a sneaking suspicion that things are about to get really, really ugly. By which I mean, things have already gotten really, really ugly. Also- UP GUNNERS!
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“the president got mad at a television commercial so now your maple syrup is more expensive” is no way to run a country
October 26, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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Americans still don't realize how bad it has gotten and how much worse it is going to get.

Immense destruction, pain and suffering, and we're not even at the tip of it.
October 25, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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October 21, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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Only one way for a man with a Nazi tattoo to earn back our trust: apologize and *really* mean it
October 21, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Beyond the Totenkoph tattoo, can we also acknowledge that G. Platner looks like he woke up on a park bench with a pile of 40s around his feet and said “Guess what, fuckers? I’m (uuurrrp, fuck) runnin’ fer fucken senate (blearrrgh!)” He felt like a plant to me from the first time I ever saw his face.
October 21, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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The AWS outage today is a good reminder that there is no "cloud", there's just somebody else's computer.
October 20, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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Words to live by.
October 20, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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Not to brag or anything, but I've been told I have the maturity of a much, much younger man
October 12, 2025 at 8:38 AM
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People want to eradicate autistics (who have *always* existed)

Greta Thunberg is awesome 👏

Autistics are more honest, lower in greed, & care more about justice than other people.

(This is not my opinion btw. This is documented scientifically)

I wouldn’t change myself one iota.
September 29, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Hey Aaron Boone- how much are the Red Sox paying you to lose this game? You slot in Luke Weaver after Fried throws a gem? You do know the definition of insanity is “doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results?” Right, you fucking dunce?
October 1, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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just guess
September 30, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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common mistake! it's actually spelled Epenstain Files
September 25, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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“ICE shooting” is trending, and we have to stop using the right’s language and terminology.

No one from ICE was shot. Detainees were shot.
September 25, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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people love to say "pick your battles" when they mean give up. always remember: "pick your battles" suggests that sometimes you have to have the battle
September 24, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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Rapture candy is 50% off today!
September 24, 2025 at 12:27 PM
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you’re never more than 10 feet away from someone texting “lol” with a completely expressionless face
September 24, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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I didn’t get called home by the lord today, which is unsurprising because I’m an atheist, but the true believers must be a little surprised. Welcome to the world of realism, dipsticks! Wait until you find out about the shape of the earth. (Sphere, FYI.)
September 23, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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It is fully irresponsible to argue for an American return to global leadership. This country is deeply unwell and has no business leading anything until that's no longer the case. There's a whole world out there capable of tending to the world's problems. We must tend to ours.
September 23, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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i cannot imagine any more worlds
what is a house
a loaf of bread
a child holding a balloon
when the world is crumbling grey rubble and ash and bone
when a handful of powerful men can wipe millions off the planet and still enjoy their breakfasts
still sleep soundly in their beds

free palestine
September 22, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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Just once I want to read about how she lit up every room she walked out of
September 23, 2025 at 10:17 PM
I didn’t get called home by the lord today, which is unsurprising because I’m an atheist, but the true believers must be a little surprised. Welcome to the world of realism, dipsticks! Wait until you find out about the shape of the earth. (Sphere, FYI.)
September 23, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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September 23, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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September 23, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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They built this technology with this use case in mind.
From yesterday and today: it certainly appears ICE in Chicago are wearing the Meta AI Ray-Ban glasses.
September 23, 2025 at 10:05 PM