Dave Knapp
@knappdave9.bsky.social
I have a sneaking suspicion that things are about to get really, really ugly. By which I mean, things have already gotten really, really ugly. Also- UP GUNNERS!
Mary, I also pronounce Mary/ Marry/ Merry differently, and few can hear the difference. But it doesn’t mean it isn’t there. I feel you.
November 20, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Mary, I also pronounce Mary/ Marry/ Merry differently, and few can hear the difference. But it doesn’t mean it isn’t there. I feel you.
That’s so lovely. I wish I hadn’t just been diagnosed with Alpha-Gal Syndrome and thus can’t have mammalian proteins, but that’s not your problem. So lovely.😢
November 20, 2025 at 4:06 AM
That’s so lovely. I wish I hadn’t just been diagnosed with Alpha-Gal Syndrome and thus can’t have mammalian proteins, but that’s not your problem. So lovely.😢
YES. A jacket potato with canned chili, sour cream, shredded cheddar and thinly sliced scallions is my my “I can’t be arsed to cook” specialty these days.
October 26, 2025 at 3:00 AM
YES. A jacket potato with canned chili, sour cream, shredded cheddar and thinly sliced scallions is my my “I can’t be arsed to cook” specialty these days.
Does the architect remember where he or she put the thermal exhaust port? Because that would be really helpful.
October 25, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Does the architect remember where he or she put the thermal exhaust port? Because that would be really helpful.
Punk as fuck, brother.
October 21, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Punk as fuck, brother.
Same, brother, same.
October 21, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Same, brother, same.
Holy shit. Those shirts are getting blacker by the day.
October 21, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Holy shit. Those shirts are getting blacker by the day.
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I spend about seven months wishing that nature would shut the hell up, and then five months wishing is start singing for me, please! But then again, I have terrible Seasonal Affective Disorder, so don’t mind me.
October 21, 2025 at 12:08 AM
I spend about seven months wishing that nature would shut the hell up, and then five months wishing is start singing for me, please! But then again, I have terrible Seasonal Affective Disorder, so don’t mind me.
I envy you your access to Japan’s finest electronic bum cleaners. Something we in the States can only dream of, or attempt to replicate, cargo-cult-style, with our Tushy pseudo-bidets.
October 20, 2025 at 11:56 PM
I envy you your access to Japan’s finest electronic bum cleaners. Something we in the States can only dream of, or attempt to replicate, cargo-cult-style, with our Tushy pseudo-bidets.
You’re not supposed to to just say what I’m thinking, I’m a friggin sociopath! Dude!
October 15, 2025 at 2:33 AM
You’re not supposed to to just say what I’m thinking, I’m a friggin sociopath! Dude!
That’s not a forehead, that’s like a fivehead, maybe a sixhead.
October 15, 2025 at 1:28 AM
That’s not a forehead, that’s like a fivehead, maybe a sixhead.
I’ve seen better Premier League flops than that “forgiveness.”
October 5, 2025 at 1:10 AM
I’ve seen better Premier League flops than that “forgiveness.”
We can be symbiotes. My absurd radiant body heat will warm your tootsies, and your icy soles will calm my inflamed lumbar muscles. Yes please.
September 27, 2025 at 1:44 AM
We can be symbiotes. My absurd radiant body heat will warm your tootsies, and your icy soles will calm my inflamed lumbar muscles. Yes please.
Second Eye Blind.
September 27, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Second Eye Blind.