Dave Knapp
@knappdave9.bsky.social
I have a sneaking suspicion that things are about to get really, really ugly. By which I mean, things have already gotten really, really ugly. Also- UP GUNNERS!
Perfect. No more followers, please.
June 25, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Perfect. No more followers, please.
Petition to rebrand Tesla Motors as “Smirking Cuntmobiles,” and to yeet their CEO into the fucking Sagittarius A* black hole? Pretty please?
March 24, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Petition to rebrand Tesla Motors as “Smirking Cuntmobiles,” and to yeet their CEO into the fucking Sagittarius A* black hole? Pretty please?
This image tells us everything we need to know about the Trump administration. And what we therefore know is horrifying.
March 18, 2025 at 12:25 AM
This image tells us everything we need to know about the Trump administration. And what we therefore know is horrifying.
Okay, King Don Ew. I bet you also made a hole-in-one on every hole, too, right?
March 17, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Okay, King Don Ew. I bet you also made a hole-in-one on every hole, too, right?
Cutest sonofabitch ever. I’ll hear no debate.
February 16, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Cutest sonofabitch ever. I’ll hear no debate.
About eleven new STDs about to drop…
February 13, 2025 at 1:45 AM
About eleven new STDs about to drop…
Welp, I guess it’s time to delete all of my Alphabet apps…
February 12, 2025 at 9:50 AM
Welp, I guess it’s time to delete all of my Alphabet apps…
The greatest paragraph in American literature, if you ask me. 224 years old, and spot on.
January 17, 2025 at 3:25 AM
The greatest paragraph in American literature, if you ask me. 224 years old, and spot on.
My dude has some qualms. He’s probably correct about that.
December 28, 2024 at 12:32 AM
My dude has some qualms. He’s probably correct about that.
Oh, but the Real Feel is NINE degrees. That makes it better.
December 23, 2024 at 11:39 AM
Oh, but the Real Feel is NINE degrees. That makes it better.
I fuckin’ hate Thanksgiving. (This is obviously a lie.)
November 29, 2024 at 1:15 AM
I fuckin’ hate Thanksgiving. (This is obviously a lie.)
It was the best I’ve ever seen here in the Hudson Valley. What my phone saw was not much better than what I could see with the naked eye.
October 11, 2024 at 1:42 AM
It was the best I’ve ever seen here in the Hudson Valley. What my phone saw was not much better than what I could see with the naked eye.
So bloody good, and such a privilege to see them in an absolutely tiny space in a tiny city, half a world away from their home.
October 2, 2024 at 4:27 AM
So bloody good, and such a privilege to see them in an absolutely tiny space in a tiny city, half a world away from their home.
Relationship status:
June 25, 2024 at 10:25 PM
Relationship status:
🎶”Drank and just about smiled/ then I remembered us in that bed”🎶
June 25, 2024 at 10:23 PM
🎶”Drank and just about smiled/ then I remembered us in that bed”🎶
Hannukah sameach. It’s basically over when it’s the prettiest, but we have a bunch of gelt left, so that’s alright.
December 15, 2023 at 3:20 AM
Hannukah sameach. It’s basically over when it’s the prettiest, but we have a bunch of gelt left, so that’s alright.