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Rizzo the Rat absolutely the type of muppet where if I ever wrote a song and muppet's asked to cover it I'd be like "I mean, I'm not sure...." "Rizzo's singing it" "oh yeah that's fine then"
February 7, 2026 at 2:13 AM
Rizzo the Rat absolutely the type of muppet where if I ever wrote a song and muppet's asked to cover it I'd be like "I mean, I'm not sure...." "Rizzo's singing it" "oh yeah that's fine then"
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my understanding of blue deck in magic the gathering
February 7, 2026 at 2:14 AM
my understanding of blue deck in magic the gathering
Rizzo the Rat absolutely the type of muppet where if I ever wrote a song and muppet's asked to cover it I'd be like "I mean, I'm not sure...." "Rizzo's singing it" "oh yeah that's fine then"
February 7, 2026 at 2:13 AM
Rizzo the Rat absolutely the type of muppet where if I ever wrote a song and muppet's asked to cover it I'd be like "I mean, I'm not sure...." "Rizzo's singing it" "oh yeah that's fine then"
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this video game came to me in a dream once and i felt compelled to recreate it
July 8, 2025 at 2:15 AM
this video game came to me in a dream once and i felt compelled to recreate it
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Reporter: Do any of you have a favorite animal?
Child: My favorite one is a gold snake that can move. It has gold eyes, and it has a super-duper tail…
Reporter: Mr. Mamdani, the second question for you.
Mamdani: Yes. It’s also the golden snake.
Child: My favorite one is a gold snake that can move. It has gold eyes, and it has a super-duper tail…
Reporter: Mr. Mamdani, the second question for you.
Mamdani: Yes. It’s also the golden snake.
February 6, 2026 at 9:54 PM
Reporter: Do any of you have a favorite animal?
Child: My favorite one is a gold snake that can move. It has gold eyes, and it has a super-duper tail…
Reporter: Mr. Mamdani, the second question for you.
Mamdani: Yes. It’s also the golden snake.
Child: My favorite one is a gold snake that can move. It has gold eyes, and it has a super-duper tail…
Reporter: Mr. Mamdani, the second question for you.
Mamdani: Yes. It’s also the golden snake.
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Let me tell you folks something. Every man you know has tried to pee a sentence into the snow, so we know of the difficulties latent therein.
This Kenworthy guy has superhuman abilities. I can't believe what I'm looking at.
This Kenworthy guy has superhuman abilities. I can't believe what I'm looking at.
The skier, who’s competing for Team Great Britain, wrote “fuck ice” in urine—using the wand that God gave him—and posted it to Instagram.
www.jezebel.com/im-team-gus-...
www.jezebel.com/im-team-gus-...
I’m Team Gus Kenworthy This Olympics
The skier, who’s competing for Team Great Britain, wrote “fuck ice” in urine—using the wand that God gave him—and posted it to Instagram.
www.jezebel.com
February 6, 2026 at 11:08 PM
Let me tell you folks something. Every man you know has tried to pee a sentence into the snow, so we know of the difficulties latent therein.
This Kenworthy guy has superhuman abilities. I can't believe what I'm looking at.
This Kenworthy guy has superhuman abilities. I can't believe what I'm looking at.
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Already reposted the quoted post but just started cracking up all over again because I can’t believe we saw a wholesome example of this exact format in the wild
February 6, 2026 at 10:47 PM
Already reposted the quoted post but just started cracking up all over again because I can’t believe we saw a wholesome example of this exact format in the wild
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i will never vote for gavin newsom
February 6, 2026 at 4:06 PM
i will never vote for gavin newsom
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“Good girling the chatbot until it gives me discounts”
Folks new type of yuri just dropped
Folks new type of yuri just dropped
I don’t want to laugh at a small business but also VERY funny
February 6, 2026 at 1:54 PM
“Good girling the chatbot until it gives me discounts”
Folks new type of yuri just dropped
Folks new type of yuri just dropped
There was a while, early in Carney’s tenure, where I gave him a lot of grief for laying off Trump. But at this point I think it’s fair to say that he was building a base up from which to hurt him more.
I still don’t like the lib, for obvious reasons. But I admit: I was unfamiliar with his game.
I still don’t like the lib, for obvious reasons. But I admit: I was unfamiliar with his game.
United, against Trump. Canada will open a consulate in Greenland on Fri in a show of support for the Arctic island after US threats to take control of the country. Canadian FM Anita Anand will inaugurate the diplomatic mission in the capital, Nuuk, accompanied by a delegation of Canadian Inuit.
Canada opens consulate in Greenland in show of support for Arctic island
New diplomatic mission comes as Ottawa shifts foreign policy to strengthen non-US alliances
www.ft.com
February 6, 2026 at 10:06 PM
There was a while, early in Carney’s tenure, where I gave him a lot of grief for laying off Trump. But at this point I think it’s fair to say that he was building a base up from which to hurt him more.
I still don’t like the lib, for obvious reasons. But I admit: I was unfamiliar with his game.
I still don’t like the lib, for obvious reasons. But I admit: I was unfamiliar with his game.
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United, against Trump. Canada will open a consulate in Greenland on Fri in a show of support for the Arctic island after US threats to take control of the country. Canadian FM Anita Anand will inaugurate the diplomatic mission in the capital, Nuuk, accompanied by a delegation of Canadian Inuit.
Canada opens consulate in Greenland in show of support for Arctic island
New diplomatic mission comes as Ottawa shifts foreign policy to strengthen non-US alliances
www.ft.com
February 6, 2026 at 7:49 PM
United, against Trump. Canada will open a consulate in Greenland on Fri in a show of support for the Arctic island after US threats to take control of the country. Canadian FM Anita Anand will inaugurate the diplomatic mission in the capital, Nuuk, accompanied by a delegation of Canadian Inuit.
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ISRAEL LOUDLY BOOED, ONLY TEAM BOOED SO FAR.
February 6, 2026 at 8:32 PM
ISRAEL LOUDLY BOOED, ONLY TEAM BOOED SO FAR.
Hearing that team Israel got booed to hell at the opening ceremony. I am here to proudly say: based
February 6, 2026 at 9:17 PM
Hearing that team Israel got booed to hell at the opening ceremony. I am here to proudly say: based
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Ngl I want that shirt lmao
Get yourself a girl who appreciates a good deal~
Hitori Gotoh from Bocchi the Rock!
#BocchiTheRock #hitorigotoh #bocchitherockfanart #bocchi̇
Hitori Gotoh from Bocchi the Rock!
#BocchiTheRock #hitorigotoh #bocchitherockfanart #bocchi̇
February 6, 2026 at 7:33 PM
Ngl I want that shirt lmao
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Get yourself a girl who appreciates a good deal~
Hitori Gotoh from Bocchi the Rock!
#BocchiTheRock #hitorigotoh #bocchitherockfanart #bocchi̇
Hitori Gotoh from Bocchi the Rock!
#BocchiTheRock #hitorigotoh #bocchitherockfanart #bocchi̇
February 6, 2026 at 5:19 PM
Get yourself a girl who appreciates a good deal~
Hitori Gotoh from Bocchi the Rock!
#BocchiTheRock #hitorigotoh #bocchitherockfanart #bocchi̇
Hitori Gotoh from Bocchi the Rock!
#BocchiTheRock #hitorigotoh #bocchitherockfanart #bocchi̇
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FOUR TIMES A DAY
February 6, 2026 at 3:34 PM
FOUR TIMES A DAY
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To this day I have no idea how Andrei Ulmeyda failed to become a meme
February 6, 2026 at 3:33 PM
To this day I have no idea how Andrei Ulmeyda failed to become a meme
Suda 51 remains the greatest to ever do it
February 6, 2026 at 3:32 PM
Suda 51 remains the greatest to ever do it
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It remains very funny that people are scared of this guy and the evils they imagine him wanting to inflict
Child at the podium: “A woo woo woo.”
Mamdani: That’s how I felt when we came up with this plan. Together, we will expand the idea of what is possible in our city—and what sounds and noises we can make at a press conference.
Mamdani: That’s how I felt when we came up with this plan. Together, we will expand the idea of what is possible in our city—and what sounds and noises we can make at a press conference.
February 6, 2026 at 2:10 PM
It remains very funny that people are scared of this guy and the evils they imagine him wanting to inflict
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any democrat claiming reagan is giving the game away. reagan was a genocidal fascist just like trump. he just aimed his violence at non white people overseas and queer people who people like josh don't care about at home
Incredible.
If you’re keeping score in the political realignment, Democrats have now claimed:
> The 1st, 2nd, and 4th Amendments
> The flag
> Reagan, MLK, and Lincoln
> The American Revolution
> The Constitution itself
Republicans are left with:
> Trump
> Jeffrey Epstein’s child sex ring
> CBS
If you’re keeping score in the political realignment, Democrats have now claimed:
> The 1st, 2nd, and 4th Amendments
> The flag
> Reagan, MLK, and Lincoln
> The American Revolution
> The Constitution itself
Republicans are left with:
> Trump
> Jeffrey Epstein’s child sex ring
> CBS
February 6, 2026 at 2:11 PM
any democrat claiming reagan is giving the game away. reagan was a genocidal fascist just like trump. he just aimed his violence at non white people overseas and queer people who people like josh don't care about at home
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