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As usual this is the energy to carry always and forever:
that's correct but she's a moron and phrased it poorly
February 10, 2026 at 10:48 PM
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THIS IS REALLY HOW IT BE THO
Cool ad I just got now I understand ocd
February 10, 2026 at 9:15 PM
I think we have a definitive answer to your earlier question tbh
February 10, 2026 at 9:14 PM
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The only reason you go to the mattresses to keep the masks on is because you know people are gonna find pardoned J6ers and guys on those sex offender lists who couldn't get jobs elsewhere amongst the ranks
Rep. Kennedy: Will you commit to immediately unmasking every ICE agent and requiring them to wear standard uniforms with identifiable badges?

ICE Chief Lyons: No.

Rep. Kennedy: Your answer is completely unacceptable.
February 10, 2026 at 8:44 PM
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this is galen mckenna, i met him on grindr and he raped me, he's into trans women, he goes to eckerd college in st. petersburg florida and stays with his parents in powerderhorn minneapolis when he's back in minnesota

very bad and inattentive rapist, dni
fuck it i’ve wanted to do this for a while
February 10, 2026 at 8:51 PM
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This is because no one watched the Kid Rock thing. Republicans punching themselves in the face and blaming everyone else for their black eye.
February 10, 2026 at 5:50 PM
Yessss
February 10, 2026 at 8:14 PM
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alternatively, Detroid: Become Canadian
February 10, 2026 at 7:21 PM
Excellent point
February 10, 2026 at 8:13 PM
Do we think pedometers will experience a sudden explosion in sales after all this
February 10, 2026 at 7:12 PM
Wait hold on did she just acknowledge we own Detroit
Q: Why has the president changed his mind on the Gordie Howe bridge?

LEAVITT: The fact that Canada will control what crossed the bridge and owns the land on both sides is unacceptable to the president
February 10, 2026 at 7:09 PM
Yeah I’ll never be able to get her traumatized face pointing at her own bed on MTV years ago out of my brain.
it hits so much fucking harder now good god
February 10, 2026 at 7:08 PM
Hit em with the one two of “do you think god would ever want to see your ugly ass face”
McIVER: Do you consider yourself a religious man?

LYONS: Yes mam

McIVER: How do you think judgment day will work for you with so much blood on your hands?

LYONS: I'm not going to entertain that question

McIVER: Do you think you're going to hell, Mr Lyons?
February 10, 2026 at 5:41 PM
Speed skating really does have some of the hottest athletes. Men and women. Because of the insane amount of leg pumping they do they all end up with just the biggest asses too lmao
February 10, 2026 at 5:02 PM
Much like being stunned by people who think onstar for their cars is a good idea, I remain stunned by people who thought the data collecting billionaire would NEVER sell that data to bad people

Still. This is good to see.
People on Reddit are getting Amazon to refund their Ring products because of their partnership with Flock and that creepy Super Bowl ad
www.reddit.com/r/FlockSurve...
February 10, 2026 at 2:06 PM
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People on Reddit are getting Amazon to refund their Ring products because of their partnership with Flock and that creepy Super Bowl ad
www.reddit.com/r/FlockSurve...
February 10, 2026 at 9:55 AM
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You know what, Stancil haters are vindicated. My bad for giving him any credit lol
I didn't even see this when I posted the first skeet lol
February 8, 2026 at 1:18 AM
Think mountain had a song about that
February 10, 2026 at 12:03 PM
No this was after 9/11
February 10, 2026 at 11:57 AM
They form a fellowship to stop a human from being charged for the crime of killing a racist elf

Good movie
February 10, 2026 at 11:55 AM
And also a famous character from John grisham’s return of the king
February 10, 2026 at 11:53 AM
I was gonna say lmao
February 10, 2026 at 11:52 AM
She’s the Zhou enlai of good posts
February 10, 2026 at 11:52 AM
No she’s right I sent it to the other day primarily cause I couldn’t stop laughing at Zhou enlai of taking estrogen

Tbh that was days ago and I’m still not over it
February 10, 2026 at 11:50 AM
Lmaoo oh no
February 10, 2026 at 11:49 AM