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Gray ace, cis, bi. they/he. I am always tired. | Discord: Azure#8971 |
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As usual this is the energy to carry always and forever:
Hi I feel the need to say this since apparently people are incapable of thinkings things through:

Do not under any circumstances open these files I promise you the police are not going to accept I was investigating as an excuse to whatever hell you download

Also you don’t need to see it

Thanks
February 13, 2026 at 7:37 PM
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me: girl i am not wearing that, it's not my color
marie curie [applying radium mascara]: we're getting rid of colors. it's going to be the only color. we're going to make you wear it.
I'm convinced AI is our generation's radium - a discovery with genuinely useful applications in specific, controlled circumstances that we stupidly put in everything from kid's toys to toothpaste until we realised the harm far too late where future generations will ask if we were out of our minds.
VC, founder, dumbass
February 9, 2026 at 5:35 AM
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as a communist, i want to put the people who created this situation as well as their propagandists in labour camps
February 13, 2026 at 7:21 PM
Nothing but respect to our president
KMBC: "A woman tried to set a fire at a South Kansas City warehouse that had been rumored as a possible ICE detention center. Earlier today, the company that owns the property confirmed it is no longer moving forward with a sale to the U.S. government."
February 13, 2026 at 6:51 PM
This the type of shit that makes you want to smoke I’m not even gonna lie. I’ve never wanted to smoke more than when I was 19 watching this shit install lmao
The real question is: WILL IT HAVE THE SNAKE SMOKING INSTALL SCREEN
February 13, 2026 at 6:08 PM
Our curling teams are -shit- this year no idea wtf
USA curling scores FOUR in one end against Canada, the heavy gold medal favorite
February 13, 2026 at 4:47 PM
Thinking about when a specific big name account was acting real smug about reasonable worries re: collecting our ID.

I remain cursed with always being correct
Discord lied.

they’re now sending scanned IDs to persona, a third party company.

“facial scans will never leave your device” -discord lmao.
February 13, 2026 at 4:30 PM
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Discord lied.

they’re now sending scanned IDs to persona, a third party company.

“facial scans will never leave your device” -discord lmao.
February 12, 2026 at 6:54 PM
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*taps sign*
February 13, 2026 at 4:28 PM
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"'She is dead,'" Officer Auderer told Officer Solan, before bursting out laughing.

"'No, it’s a regular person,' Officer Auderer said, adding: 'Yeah, just write a check — $11,000. She was 26, anyway. She had limited value.'"
Seattle to Pay $29 Million to Family of Woman Fatally Struck by Police S.U.V.
www.nytimes.com
February 13, 2026 at 3:56 AM
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I actually think it’s a good thing to not preemptively swear you’ll vote for Gavin Newsome before he’s the candidate
February 13, 2026 at 3:18 PM
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can’t believe it’s been 10 years 🥲
Happy anniversary everybody
February 13, 2026 at 3:06 PM
Skeleton remains the most wild of the winter sports like they’re all a little terrifying to some degree but skeleton is literally “a sled at like 100mph feet first just isn’t quite terrifying enough…….. OH I KNOW”
February 13, 2026 at 3:15 PM
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February 13, 2026 at 2:35 PM
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Tiktok really been hitting me with some of the best AMVs lately, I swear.

Also Crucified is still a peak af song.
February 13, 2026 at 12:04 AM
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>Platner front and center over Mamdani
February 13, 2026 at 2:14 AM
I don't think I've laughed as hard at a tweet in a long time as I did for the third one, good lord.
please enjoy these classic Moon Tweets™
February 13, 2026 at 1:54 AM
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forgot the most important of the genre
February 12, 2026 at 11:31 PM
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February 12, 2026 at 8:41 PM
Tiktok really been hitting me with some of the best AMVs lately, I swear.

Also Crucified is still a peak af song.
February 13, 2026 at 12:04 AM
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leaving for the break with the words of Jack Layton
February 11, 2026 at 6:49 PM
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for much of the rest of the world, americans are “the most dangerous and unstable group in existence”
February 12, 2026 at 9:03 PM
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Oh you dumb idiots, this is going to get him SO over.
February 12, 2026 at 3:36 PM