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"'She is dead,'" Officer Auderer told Officer Solan, before bursting out laughing.
"'No, it’s a regular person,' Officer Auderer said, adding: 'Yeah, just write a check — $11,000. She was 26, anyway. She had limited value.'"
"'No, it’s a regular person,' Officer Auderer said, adding: 'Yeah, just write a check — $11,000. She was 26, anyway. She had limited value.'"
Seattle to Pay $29 Million to Family of Woman Fatally Struck by Police S.U.V.
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February 13, 2026 at 3:56 AM
"'She is dead,'" Officer Auderer told Officer Solan, before bursting out laughing.
"'No, it’s a regular person,' Officer Auderer said, adding: 'Yeah, just write a check — $11,000. She was 26, anyway. She had limited value.'"
"'No, it’s a regular person,' Officer Auderer said, adding: 'Yeah, just write a check — $11,000. She was 26, anyway. She had limited value.'"
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I actually think it’s a good thing to not preemptively swear you’ll vote for Gavin Newsome before he’s the candidate
February 13, 2026 at 3:18 PM
I actually think it’s a good thing to not preemptively swear you’ll vote for Gavin Newsome before he’s the candidate
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can’t believe it’s been 10 years 🥲
February 13, 2026 at 3:06 PM
can’t believe it’s been 10 years 🥲
Skeleton remains the most wild of the winter sports like they’re all a little terrifying to some degree but skeleton is literally “a sled at like 100mph feet first just isn’t quite terrifying enough…….. OH I KNOW”
February 13, 2026 at 3:15 PM
Skeleton remains the most wild of the winter sports like they’re all a little terrifying to some degree but skeleton is literally “a sled at like 100mph feet first just isn’t quite terrifying enough…….. OH I KNOW”
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Tiktok really been hitting me with some of the best AMVs lately, I swear.
Also Crucified is still a peak af song.
Also Crucified is still a peak af song.
February 13, 2026 at 12:04 AM
Tiktok really been hitting me with some of the best AMVs lately, I swear.
Also Crucified is still a peak af song.
Also Crucified is still a peak af song.
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>Platner front and center over Mamdani
February 13, 2026 at 2:14 AM
>Platner front and center over Mamdani
I don't think I've laughed as hard at a tweet in a long time as I did for the third one, good lord.
February 13, 2026 at 1:54 AM
I don't think I've laughed as hard at a tweet in a long time as I did for the third one, good lord.
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forgot the most important of the genre
February 12, 2026 at 11:31 PM
forgot the most important of the genre
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Tiktok really been hitting me with some of the best AMVs lately, I swear.
Also Crucified is still a peak af song.
Also Crucified is still a peak af song.
February 13, 2026 at 12:04 AM
Tiktok really been hitting me with some of the best AMVs lately, I swear.
Also Crucified is still a peak af song.
Also Crucified is still a peak af song.
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leaving for the break with the words of Jack Layton
February 11, 2026 at 6:49 PM
leaving for the break with the words of Jack Layton
Yeah this is unfortunately what I expected. Fuck
February 12, 2026 at 9:04 PM
Yeah this is unfortunately what I expected. Fuck
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for much of the rest of the world, americans are “the most dangerous and unstable group in existence”
February 12, 2026 at 9:03 PM
for much of the rest of the world, americans are “the most dangerous and unstable group in existence”
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Oh you dumb idiots, this is going to get him SO over.
February 12, 2026 at 3:36 PM
Oh you dumb idiots, this is going to get him SO over.
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rewatching the office
February 12, 2026 at 3:51 AM
rewatching the office
The idea of a centuries old board game somehow doing fog of war is so gd funny to me like what
Bro only plays stratego. And he sucks at it
Bro only plays stratego. And he sucks at it
February 12, 2026 at 12:32 PM
The idea of a centuries old board game somehow doing fog of war is so gd funny to me like what
Bro only plays stratego. And he sucks at it
Bro only plays stratego. And he sucks at it
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Every morning, my cat lets me know she’s hungry by cuddling into my side, purring, and giving approximately 10,000 kisses.
She has not figured out the inherent flaws in her strategy to get me out of bed. And y’all better not tell her.
She has not figured out the inherent flaws in her strategy to get me out of bed. And y’all better not tell her.
February 12, 2026 at 12:25 PM
Every morning, my cat lets me know she’s hungry by cuddling into my side, purring, and giving approximately 10,000 kisses.
She has not figured out the inherent flaws in her strategy to get me out of bed. And y’all better not tell her.
She has not figured out the inherent flaws in her strategy to get me out of bed. And y’all better not tell her.
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"There is no order"
February 12, 2026 at 6:35 AM
"There is no order"
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hey folks! have you been seeing posts of yours that have a higher reply count than the actual number of replies you can see?
you're not blocking people, bluesky is hiding them from you
people you interact with but don't follow think you're ignoring them! that's
the bluesky experience(tm)
you're not blocking people, bluesky is hiding them from you
people you interact with but don't follow think you're ignoring them! that's
the bluesky experience(tm)
this explains what i've been seeing
this has a reply i cannot see at all, not muted but entirely invisible to me
hey @tiptransformed.bsky.social bluesky completely hides your reply to me under this post
this has a reply i cannot see at all, not muted but entirely invisible to me
hey @tiptransformed.bsky.social bluesky completely hides your reply to me under this post
girl are you the pentagon because i want to put a new hole in you
February 12, 2026 at 12:40 AM
hey folks! have you been seeing posts of yours that have a higher reply count than the actual number of replies you can see?
you're not blocking people, bluesky is hiding them from you
people you interact with but don't follow think you're ignoring them! that's
the bluesky experience(tm)
you're not blocking people, bluesky is hiding them from you
people you interact with but don't follow think you're ignoring them! that's
the bluesky experience(tm)
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wish more of y’all thought like this
"you should've been more charitable to your rapist" is a statement that would not occur to me to say because it would not occur to me to think
February 11, 2026 at 9:54 PM
wish more of y’all thought like this
You know, I wanted to post something more lighthearted, but I landed on this screengrab from the anime 86 (still absolutely peak) and got sad again
so I'm gonna go with this.
so I'm gonna go with this.
February 11, 2026 at 11:55 PM
You know, I wanted to post something more lighthearted, but I landed on this screengrab from the anime 86 (still absolutely peak) and got sad again
so I'm gonna go with this.
so I'm gonna go with this.
Saw this comic in a TikTok vid and lord I’m surprised they haven’t run with this concept at any point that’d be a neat one off
February 11, 2026 at 10:52 PM
Saw this comic in a TikTok vid and lord I’m surprised they haven’t run with this concept at any point that’d be a neat one off
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chat, is it important historically for the leaders of decaying military empires to actually pay their troops?
Fuck it hand the troops Monopoly money atp lmaooo
February 11, 2026 at 6:43 PM
chat, is it important historically for the leaders of decaying military empires to actually pay their troops?