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Okay I’m not gonna lie when I saw the clip I was like this is so unbelievably fake
I am so happy to be wrong lmao
I am so happy to be wrong lmao
over on x the everything app some Chicago high school kid named Danny Spud tried to disrupt his school's anti-ICE protest by yelling about how much he loves ICE and then filmed himself getting walloped by a fellow student lmao
the quote tweet making fun of him has 3x the likes
the quote tweet making fun of him has 3x the likes
February 14, 2026 at 1:53 AM
Okay I’m not gonna lie when I saw the clip I was like this is so unbelievably fake
I am so happy to be wrong lmao
I am so happy to be wrong lmao
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over on x the everything app some Chicago high school kid named Danny Spud tried to disrupt his school's anti-ICE protest by yelling about how much he loves ICE and then filmed himself getting walloped by a fellow student lmao
the quote tweet making fun of him has 3x the likes
the quote tweet making fun of him has 3x the likes
February 13, 2026 at 9:45 PM
over on x the everything app some Chicago high school kid named Danny Spud tried to disrupt his school's anti-ICE protest by yelling about how much he loves ICE and then filmed himself getting walloped by a fellow student lmao
the quote tweet making fun of him has 3x the likes
the quote tweet making fun of him has 3x the likes
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STARDEW VALLEY CHASER TIER LIST:
April 12, 2024 at 5:14 PM
STARDEW VALLEY CHASER TIER LIST:
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overwatch players love saying shit like "i love when i get to dom. i'm so good at playing her"
February 12, 2026 at 9:14 PM
overwatch players love saying shit like "i love when i get to dom. i'm so good at playing her"
The funniest part by far of Will Trent has been the way the writers figured out quickly how hard gay characters carry the fuck out of this show lmao
Season 1 had an episode involving drag queens so two of them have recurring roles, then Season 2 got carried by the MC’s gang leader friend (also gay)
Season 1 had an episode involving drag queens so two of them have recurring roles, then Season 2 got carried by the MC’s gang leader friend (also gay)
February 14, 2026 at 1:24 AM
The funniest part by far of Will Trent has been the way the writers figured out quickly how hard gay characters carry the fuck out of this show lmao
Season 1 had an episode involving drag queens so two of them have recurring roles, then Season 2 got carried by the MC’s gang leader friend (also gay)
Season 1 had an episode involving drag queens so two of them have recurring roles, then Season 2 got carried by the MC’s gang leader friend (also gay)
Algorithm update.
Dudes rock.
Dudes rock.
February 13, 2026 at 11:56 PM
Algorithm update.
Dudes rock.
Dudes rock.
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guy who gets off on being called a silly goose call that gander euphoria
February 13, 2026 at 5:51 PM
guy who gets off on being called a silly goose call that gander euphoria
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if you were amab and you're otherwise totally neutral on the question of gender I think you should absolutely transition. my reasoning is that despite societal misogyny people in day to day life are just generally nicer to women
February 13, 2026 at 6:28 PM
if you were amab and you're otherwise totally neutral on the question of gender I think you should absolutely transition. my reasoning is that despite societal misogyny people in day to day life are just generally nicer to women
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New intro screen for Metal Gear Solid 4 in Master Collection vol 2
February 13, 2026 at 1:46 AM
New intro screen for Metal Gear Solid 4 in Master Collection vol 2
Wes continues to be the greatest to ever do it. She simply does not miss
February 13, 2026 at 10:15 PM
Wes continues to be the greatest to ever do it. She simply does not miss
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Hi I feel the need to say this since apparently people are incapable of thinkings things through:
Do not under any circumstances open these files I promise you the police are not going to accept I was investigating as an excuse to whatever hell you download
Also you don’t need to see it
Thanks
Do not under any circumstances open these files I promise you the police are not going to accept I was investigating as an excuse to whatever hell you download
Also you don’t need to see it
Thanks
February 13, 2026 at 7:37 PM
Hi I feel the need to say this since apparently people are incapable of thinkings things through:
Do not under any circumstances open these files I promise you the police are not going to accept I was investigating as an excuse to whatever hell you download
Also you don’t need to see it
Thanks
Do not under any circumstances open these files I promise you the police are not going to accept I was investigating as an excuse to whatever hell you download
Also you don’t need to see it
Thanks
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me: girl i am not wearing that, it's not my color
marie curie [applying radium mascara]: we're getting rid of colors. it's going to be the only color. we're going to make you wear it.
marie curie [applying radium mascara]: we're getting rid of colors. it's going to be the only color. we're going to make you wear it.
I'm convinced AI is our generation's radium - a discovery with genuinely useful applications in specific, controlled circumstances that we stupidly put in everything from kid's toys to toothpaste until we realised the harm far too late where future generations will ask if we were out of our minds.
VC, founder, dumbass
February 9, 2026 at 5:35 AM
me: girl i am not wearing that, it's not my color
marie curie [applying radium mascara]: we're getting rid of colors. it's going to be the only color. we're going to make you wear it.
marie curie [applying radium mascara]: we're getting rid of colors. it's going to be the only color. we're going to make you wear it.
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as a communist, i want to put the people who created this situation as well as their propagandists in labour camps
February 13, 2026 at 7:21 PM
as a communist, i want to put the people who created this situation as well as their propagandists in labour camps
Nothing but respect to our president
KMBC: "A woman tried to set a fire at a South Kansas City warehouse that had been rumored as a possible ICE detention center. Earlier today, the company that owns the property confirmed it is no longer moving forward with a sale to the U.S. government."
February 13, 2026 at 6:51 PM
Nothing but respect to our president
This the type of shit that makes you want to smoke I’m not even gonna lie. I’ve never wanted to smoke more than when I was 19 watching this shit install lmao
The real question is: WILL IT HAVE THE SNAKE SMOKING INSTALL SCREEN
February 13, 2026 at 6:08 PM
This the type of shit that makes you want to smoke I’m not even gonna lie. I’ve never wanted to smoke more than when I was 19 watching this shit install lmao
Our curling teams are -shit- this year no idea wtf
USA curling scores FOUR in one end against Canada, the heavy gold medal favorite
February 13, 2026 at 4:47 PM
Our curling teams are -shit- this year no idea wtf
Thinking about when a specific big name account was acting real smug about reasonable worries re: collecting our ID.
I remain cursed with always being correct
I remain cursed with always being correct
Discord lied.
they’re now sending scanned IDs to persona, a third party company.
“facial scans will never leave your device” -discord lmao.
they’re now sending scanned IDs to persona, a third party company.
“facial scans will never leave your device” -discord lmao.
February 13, 2026 at 4:30 PM
Thinking about when a specific big name account was acting real smug about reasonable worries re: collecting our ID.
I remain cursed with always being correct
I remain cursed with always being correct
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Discord lied.
they’re now sending scanned IDs to persona, a third party company.
“facial scans will never leave your device” -discord lmao.
they’re now sending scanned IDs to persona, a third party company.
“facial scans will never leave your device” -discord lmao.
February 12, 2026 at 6:54 PM
Discord lied.
they’re now sending scanned IDs to persona, a third party company.
“facial scans will never leave your device” -discord lmao.
they’re now sending scanned IDs to persona, a third party company.
“facial scans will never leave your device” -discord lmao.
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*taps sign*
February 13, 2026 at 4:28 PM
*taps sign*
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"'She is dead,'" Officer Auderer told Officer Solan, before bursting out laughing.
"'No, it’s a regular person,' Officer Auderer said, adding: 'Yeah, just write a check — $11,000. She was 26, anyway. She had limited value.'"
"'No, it’s a regular person,' Officer Auderer said, adding: 'Yeah, just write a check — $11,000. She was 26, anyway. She had limited value.'"
Seattle to Pay $29 Million to Family of Woman Fatally Struck by Police S.U.V.
www.nytimes.com
February 13, 2026 at 3:56 AM
"'She is dead,'" Officer Auderer told Officer Solan, before bursting out laughing.
"'No, it’s a regular person,' Officer Auderer said, adding: 'Yeah, just write a check — $11,000. She was 26, anyway. She had limited value.'"
"'No, it’s a regular person,' Officer Auderer said, adding: 'Yeah, just write a check — $11,000. She was 26, anyway. She had limited value.'"
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I actually think it’s a good thing to not preemptively swear you’ll vote for Gavin Newsome before he’s the candidate
February 13, 2026 at 3:18 PM
I actually think it’s a good thing to not preemptively swear you’ll vote for Gavin Newsome before he’s the candidate
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can’t believe it’s been 10 years 🥲
February 13, 2026 at 3:06 PM
can’t believe it’s been 10 years 🥲
Skeleton remains the most wild of the winter sports like they’re all a little terrifying to some degree but skeleton is literally “a sled at like 100mph feet first just isn’t quite terrifying enough…….. OH I KNOW”
February 13, 2026 at 3:15 PM
Skeleton remains the most wild of the winter sports like they’re all a little terrifying to some degree but skeleton is literally “a sled at like 100mph feet first just isn’t quite terrifying enough…….. OH I KNOW”
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