dustin Couch
@dustinkcouch.bsky.social
www.youtube.com/@dustinkcouch
"shocked pikachu"? not gonna be very effective. pikachus are resistant to electricity. lol.
November 9, 2025 at 3:49 PM
"shocked pikachu"? not gonna be very effective. pikachus are resistant to electricity. lol.
loudly sighing and drying my hands off mid-dishwashing to fast forward the podcast to the next Betterhealth Ad-read
October 29, 2025 at 9:15 PM
loudly sighing and drying my hands off mid-dishwashing to fast forward the podcast to the next Betterhealth Ad-read
watched the new tubi goosebumps movie and liked the end credits song. looked it up and the artist's name is "Lyrical Female Vox" the song is from the album "Mysterious Pop 3" and can be downloaded from the website "Royalty Free Music Cheap"
October 21, 2025 at 4:19 PM
watched the new tubi goosebumps movie and liked the end credits song. looked it up and the artist's name is "Lyrical Female Vox" the song is from the album "Mysterious Pop 3" and can be downloaded from the website "Royalty Free Music Cheap"
welcome to spooky things from the internet
- this mario fan game slowly becomes corrupted as you progress
- this is a photo that a couple took while on vacation. when they uploaded it to facebook, commenters noticed a strange figure lurking behind them
- here's a video of a guy dying in a fire
- this mario fan game slowly becomes corrupted as you progress
- this is a photo that a couple took while on vacation. when they uploaded it to facebook, commenters noticed a strange figure lurking behind them
- here's a video of a guy dying in a fire
September 29, 2025 at 5:51 PM
welcome to spooky things from the internet
- this mario fan game slowly becomes corrupted as you progress
- this is a photo that a couple took while on vacation. when they uploaded it to facebook, commenters noticed a strange figure lurking behind them
- here's a video of a guy dying in a fire
- this mario fan game slowly becomes corrupted as you progress
- this is a photo that a couple took while on vacation. when they uploaded it to facebook, commenters noticed a strange figure lurking behind them
- here's a video of a guy dying in a fire
does anyone have advice for being more assertive in situations like this?
September 28, 2025 at 4:29 PM
does anyone have advice for being more assertive in situations like this?
Here's 4 images from my new video go watch The Web Watchers
September 27, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Here's 4 images from my new video go watch The Web Watchers
Reposted by dustin Couch
I got to narrate this! Working on dustin's stuff is so fun. he captures the patois of specific online subcultures so well, it feels like you're really seeing something from another world. check it out babey cause it rules
i made a new screenshot story here's the first minute
the other minutes are on youtube:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=IfjT...
the other minutes are on youtube:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=IfjT...
September 26, 2025 at 3:14 PM
I got to narrate this! Working on dustin's stuff is so fun. he captures the patois of specific online subcultures so well, it feels like you're really seeing something from another world. check it out babey cause it rules
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No one writes funny inane internet comments better than dustin Couch.
(there is 1 jumpscare but it happens pretty much when you're expecting it to)
(there is 1 jumpscare but it happens pretty much when you're expecting it to)
i made a new screenshot story here's the first minute
the other minutes are on youtube:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=IfjT...
the other minutes are on youtube:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=IfjT...
September 26, 2025 at 4:23 AM
No one writes funny inane internet comments better than dustin Couch.
(there is 1 jumpscare but it happens pretty much when you're expecting it to)
(there is 1 jumpscare but it happens pretty much when you're expecting it to)
i made a new screenshot story here's the first minute
the other minutes are on youtube:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=IfjT...
the other minutes are on youtube:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=IfjT...
September 26, 2025 at 1:47 AM
i made a new screenshot story here's the first minute
the other minutes are on youtube:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=IfjT...
the other minutes are on youtube:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=IfjT...
look what you did. i tapped the sign as hard as i could. like from the simpsons. but you didn't listen
September 18, 2025 at 4:00 PM
look what you did. i tapped the sign as hard as i could. like from the simpsons. but you didn't listen
remember when there would be a guy on a nintendo forum who joined in Feb 2001 with 54k posts and a Dark Link sig and he would be mean to you for being new and you would desperately hope to one day be as cool as him but deep down you knew that you would always be marked with that Apr 2007 join date
August 16, 2025 at 3:24 PM
remember when there would be a guy on a nintendo forum who joined in Feb 2001 with 54k posts and a Dark Link sig and he would be mean to you for being new and you would desperately hope to one day be as cool as him but deep down you knew that you would always be marked with that Apr 2007 join date
fruit loops might as well all be the same color they dont even fucking try
August 16, 2025 at 2:18 AM
fruit loops might as well all be the same color they dont even fucking try
the reason you shouldn't yell "fire" in a theater is because i am trying to watch a movie
August 8, 2025 at 3:20 AM
the reason you shouldn't yell "fire" in a theater is because i am trying to watch a movie
creepypasta where a guy posts on a message board like "somethings wrong with this vhs star wars tape i got at a garage sale" & the opening crawl is like
Episode IV
A New Hope
There is a man behind you
Episode IV
A New Hope
There is a man behind you
August 3, 2025 at 10:21 PM
creepypasta where a guy posts on a message board like "somethings wrong with this vhs star wars tape i got at a garage sale" & the opening crawl is like
Episode IV
A New Hope
There is a man behind you
Episode IV
A New Hope
There is a man behind you
always get mad at myself when my phone is on 2% battery and i realize how many apps i had running. when did i even download checkers
July 24, 2025 at 8:48 PM
always get mad at myself when my phone is on 2% battery and i realize how many apps i had running. when did i even download checkers
oh hey Bluesky finally added a Group DM
July 23, 2025 at 6:45 PM
oh hey Bluesky finally added a Group DM
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If you like internet-centric subtle horror mockumentaries of a convenient size (full thing is just over 20mins), this is a strong recommend, great.
Quite spooky, kind of funny, very interesting narrative depth despite mostly comprising reddit posts and weird audio clips.
Quite spooky, kind of funny, very interesting narrative depth despite mostly comprising reddit posts and weird audio clips.
July 20, 2025 at 10:25 PM
If you like internet-centric subtle horror mockumentaries of a convenient size (full thing is just over 20mins), this is a strong recommend, great.
Quite spooky, kind of funny, very interesting narrative depth despite mostly comprising reddit posts and weird audio clips.
Quite spooky, kind of funny, very interesting narrative depth despite mostly comprising reddit posts and weird audio clips.
google when im not signed in: whats up you fucking robot. i bet you dont even know what a bus is. prove you know what a bus is
google when displaying results: look what my robot said :)
google when displaying results: look what my robot said :)
July 7, 2025 at 3:17 PM
google when im not signed in: whats up you fucking robot. i bet you dont even know what a bus is. prove you know what a bus is
google when displaying results: look what my robot said :)
google when displaying results: look what my robot said :)
POV you're looking through the reddit comments of the most gut-wrenching tragic news story you've ever read
July 7, 2025 at 1:10 PM
POV you're looking through the reddit comments of the most gut-wrenching tragic news story you've ever read
Reposted by dustin Couch
I'm in this as a wells fargo employee AND a southern preacher picking at something that should be left alone. Dustin's weird web stuff is so so sick and it was an honor to be a part of it. check it out!!
June 25, 2025 at 4:40 PM
I'm in this as a wells fargo employee AND a southern preacher picking at something that should be left alone. Dustin's weird web stuff is so so sick and it was an honor to be a part of it. check it out!!
Reposted by dustin Couch
June 22, 2025 at 1:28 PM
June 22, 2025 at 1:28 PM
the weirdest thing that happened to me 56 months ago was when when i got sent this counterfeit coupon
June 20, 2025 at 6:26 PM
the weirdest thing that happened to me 56 months ago was when when i got sent this counterfeit coupon
got a screenshot post coming soon (hopefully tomorrow) that's a few more screenshots than usual, so i'm going to post some more of the older screenshot stories in the meantime.
thank you for your patience
thank you for your patience
June 20, 2025 at 6:24 PM
got a screenshot post coming soon (hopefully tomorrow) that's a few more screenshots than usual, so i'm going to post some more of the older screenshot stories in the meantime.
thank you for your patience
thank you for your patience
weird night on bluesky
![Screenshot Of Bluesky on the Discover tab:
Wholesome Facts: wait i just learned that to keep from drifting apart otters will hold hands and plan date nights
Bluesky: You might have noticed the app glitching out a little bit today. We think it may be related to screenshots of Twitter/X so please refrain from posting those for now.
gunman: wow wonder why everyones leaving twitter big mystery
(Screenshot of Bluecheck user on Twitter)
On my own: They don't give a fuck about you. They only care about their agenda and their woke cult. They don't just want your money. They want your blood.
(quote tweet from Pop Crave: Sony reveals title of Bug Boy reboot: Bug Girl)
(Poster of Bug Girl with Tagline: Little Bug. Big Heart.)
(screenshot of twitter ends here)
(The replies, favs and shares under the screenshot all read 000)
Nostalgia ZONE: am i the only one who remembers myspace
(screenshot of myspace)
xxBritneyxx (~waffle mafia =])
Subject: Body:
PLEASE OPEN: YOUR CRUSH WILL ASK YOU OUT IF...
hello my name is kayla and i was killed by a drunk driver who stabbed me to death. the cops wouldn't even let my parents see my body because my corpse looked so crazy. send this to 5 people and repeat the phrase "kayla is so pretty" 10 times or i will be in your room tonight.
PS i have no eyes or a face either && i'm dripping with blood
[Proverbs 3:15-16] "Trust in the LORD with all
(screenshot of myspace cuts off here)
ms paint sonic: (reply to myspace screenshot) is this real](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:hf34ke76ffgfprvlecuphuel/bafkreib36i5tjocphnaap6i2qxzjqa5qwgf6stpchf57tyvlw3m2ywjc2m@jpeg)
October 18, 2024 at 9:17 PM
weird night on bluesky