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Justin Morissette
@justinmoris.bsky.social
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sports talk radio producer / pro wrestling PxP / actor / WHL Giants host / ADHD-DVD podcaster. will never join Threads, so I guess this is it for me
📍Vancouver
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davidjroth.bsky.social
CDC website altered at Robert F. Kennedy's behest to reflect his belief that "all events depicted in the film Ghostbusters really happened."
November 26, 2025 at 6:10 PM
justinmoris.bsky.social
I would force Disney to stop adapting their animated films into “live action” and make them do it to their early 90s cartoon lineup instead. Gargoyles live action film trilogy, gritty reboot of Bonkers, Tail Spin: The Next Generation, The DarkWing Returns, things of that nature.
benjaminkabak.com Ben K. @benjaminkabak.com · 4d
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 26, 2025 at 2:53 AM
justinmoris.bsky.social
you just know John Wick was going crazy shooting guys in the crowd at this party
vuc.bsky.social David✶🇬🇹 @vuc.bsky.social · 10d
He said "Amen" straight into the drop

Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
November 21, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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davidjroth.bsky.social
"Dasha got dropped by Gersh," I say to the elerly woman sitting next to me on the bus. "Can you believe that?" She empties an entire can of mace directly into my face instantly.
November 15, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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kathbarbadoro.bsky.social
Google AI is like an Eric Adams quote generator
Al Overview Men in New York have done countless things throughout history, from building the city to participating in major events like the Stonewall riots and the September 11 attacks. Their actions have ranged from daily life and economic hardship during the Great Depression to playing significant roles in the city's political and social landscape, such as the assassination of Malcolm X or the fight for LGBTQ+ rights.
November 10, 2025 at 6:37 PM
justinmoris.bsky.social
Exciting news! I’ve just landed a high-paying government job as an officially sanctioned ostrich executioner, hired to shoot 200+ large birds in the head one by one… maybe line a few up and see how many I can do at once? Anyway. Dreams do come true, can’t wait to get started!!
November 6, 2025 at 5:18 PM
justinmoris.bsky.social
*explaining Ballad of a Small Player to an American cinephile*: so, imagine a Berger
October 20, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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veryimportant.lawyer
[hot chocolate “you sexy thing” voice]
October 16, 2025 at 3:56 AM
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dly.bsky.social
ME: ugh why does my back hurt all the time

ALSO ME:
Tim Robinson super slouched on a chair looking at his phone like a doofus
October 13, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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lissaharris.bsky.social
Americans voting
October 7, 2025 at 4:16 AM
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hellocullen.bsky.social
man this really foretold the entire tech industry huh
September 30, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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emmaberquist.bsky.social
three young men in the library having a long, earnest conversation about what I assumed was a group project until I heard one of them say "Goku wouldn't do that"
September 30, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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gourmetspud.bsky.social
The best bit would be a cut to the teleprompter and this is all on there, word for word.
September 30, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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noahs.bsky.social
THE MEME IS REAL
September 29, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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bombsfall.bsky.social
Engraving two bullets with "this bullet only lies" and "this bullet only tells the truth" to really stump the FBI
September 24, 2025 at 11:48 PM
justinmoris.bsky.social
BREAKING NEWS ALERT, this is not a drill: It appears as though Babu Frik and Grogu are friends. The two little guys that everyone loves have been spotted hanging out and being buds up there on the silver screen.
September 22, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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rexhuppke.bsky.social
Everything about this headline is hilarious. And the YouTube views are a reflection of how wildly the right has overblown the number of people paying attention.
September 22, 2025 at 4:26 AM
justinmoris.bsky.social
hey quick question here, why did you ban Kneecap from entering Canada
mark-carney.bsky.social Mark Carney @mark-carney.bsky.social · Sep 21
Today, Canada recognises the State of Palestine.
 
My statement: www.pm.gc.ca/en/news/stat...
Quote graphic featuring the following quote from Prime Minister Carney’s statement on Canada’s recognition of Palestine: “Canada recognises the State of Palestine and offers our partnership in building the promise of a peaceful future for both the State of Palestine and the State of Israel.”
September 21, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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September 21, 2025 at 6:19 AM
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chrisdeleon.bsky.social
clearly modified news segment image title says Zohran Mamdani's Socialist Promises, next to a photo of him: In TMNT arcade we'll let whoever has the lowest health pick up the pizza.
June 27, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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theonion.com
Trump Spends Entire U.K. Trip Trying To Figure Out Where He Knows Prince Andrew From
Trump Spends Entire U.K. Trip Trying To Figure Out Where He Knows Prince Andrew From
LONDON—Claiming that he recognized the member of the royal family, but his memory was hazy, President Donald Trump has spent his entire trip to the U.K. trying to figure out where he knows Prince Andr...
theonion.com
September 18, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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murshedz.bsky.social
"I have 40-plus years left on this planet Earth. I don't want to live like that. I don't think any of us do. I think it's more about how do you want to wake up every day and tell your kids what you did in this time period."

Found this deeply moving from @bencollins.bsky.social 🥹
"Do you worry about safety? Something that we talk about a lot is legal or other threats from the White House. You have a president who sued CBS, which settled. Colbert was canceled under what I would describe as suspect circumstances, to say the least. The administration is looking for media companies to fall in line. Satire is not immune from that threat. How do you think about The Onion’s safety in this moment, whether legal or otherwise? Well, they're going to come after you eventually if they don't come after you right away. The more you stand up and really puff your chest out, generally the better off you are. This is true of all fascist regimes throughout history: They hate ridicule and they hate people who are unbothered. And to say that you're not scared is insane. Everyone's a little afraid. And that's fine. You're supposed to be. They're trying to make you afraid all day long. I have 40-plus years left on this planet Earth. I don't want to live like that. I don't think any of us do. I think it's more about how do you want to wake up every day and tell your kids what you did in this time period. I never thought it was an option to just be like, “All right, cool. I guess we'll just be worse at comedy now.” What the fuck are you talking about? That's not what we're going to do. We're going to stand up for what we believe and what we know is true, and we're going to do exactly what we did before. And I'm telling you right now, when you do that, people might give you a hundred bucks to get your newspaper, because they want that in their house. They want to tell their friends in private that actually, I'm not OK with this."
September 18, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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natenomm.bsky.social
Thinking of my favorite @howelldawdy.com song today
Howell Dawdy "Illegal" OFFICIAL VIDEO
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September 18, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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crystalcrafts.bsky.social
We live in andor times now.
September 18, 2025 at 2:47 AM