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Noah | 28 | LA resident, community organizer, socialist, revolting peasant 🇵🇷🌹
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EUGENE VICTOR DEBS
1855-1926

While there is a lower class I am in it. While there is a criminal element I am of it. While there is a soul in prison I am not free.
December 31, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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i read this and i just see a lazy person with a skill issue
Real "oh my god, she admit it" moment here. Trump is treated as an uninteresting figure without agency so we can dump endless criticism on liberals for how they react to his "natural disaster." He "doesn't participate in moral frameworks" lmfao
December 31, 2025 at 10:53 AM
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A revealing look at the psychological profile of the kind of person ICE is consciously seeking to recruit, speaking volumes about their internal culture and politics.
New: We got an internal ICE document revealing its $100 million ad plan to bring in 14,000 new hires: deals with "tactical" influencers; ads to gun & military buffs; and geo-targeting phones around NASCAR races and gun shows.

A "wartime recruitment" mode with paramilitary branding: wapo.st/44QrP5j
ICE plans $100 million ‘wartime recruitment’ push targeting gun shows, military fans for hires
An internal ICE document shared among immigration officials details plans to use influencers and geo-targeted ads to rapidly hire thousands of deportation officers.
wapo.st
December 31, 2025 at 1:44 PM
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Put together a helpful little explainer for any of the national news outlets parachuting into the Twin Cities these days
December 31, 2025 at 1:52 PM
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Is it that difficult to conceive of someone with actual ideological commitments, who supports unions not for transactional reasons but because they genuinely believe in workers' power? nymag.com/intelligence...
December 30, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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They like Trump and want to help him
Trump’s approval is under 40% so naturally the New York Times found a whole bunch of people that support or defend what he’s doing, including a Kamala 2024 voter who regrets his vote lmao
December 30, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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Mr. Takagi, I'm really not interested in your computer. But I need the code key because I am interested in the $640 million in DDR5 RAM that you have locked in your vault. And the computer controls the vault.
December 30, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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New Perspectives
(rerun)
December 30, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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“Whenever we’re out of this shit” lol… lmao even. We’re gonna get like 4 years of CIA-big tech democrat president and then _~*it is going to get worse than it is right now*~_

this is 97% locked-in
Whenever we're out of this shit the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau should be built into an absolutely nightmare bureaucratic goliath. Increase the original funding by a million times and hire thousands of staffers trying to fuck shit up for business.
December 30, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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ME: (first day practicing Bug Law) May it please the Court—
BUG JUDGE: (sternly) Bug Court.
December 30, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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Wait, it was EMIL BOVE who was told about the Tom Homan investigation during the transition?!?!?

www.ms.now/news/border-...
December 30, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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biggest technological revolution of our lifetimes and it's not AI or blockchain or cryptocurrency or metaverse.
“South Africans like Dr. Booley have found a remedy for power cuts that have plagued people in the developing world for years. Thanks to swiftly falling prices of Chinese made solar panels and batteries, they now draw their power from the sun.”

www.nytimes.com/2025/12/30/c...
Cheap Solar Is Transforming Lives and Economies Across Africa
www.nytimes.com
December 30, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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Trump guys are about to Comet Pizza every third daycare center because they think they are all fronts for Somali money laundering. They're only doing this near cities with progressive mayors. This is straight up Government by LibsOfTikTok.
December 30, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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you got that right
December 30, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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Rest in peace to Mike F, one of the all-time greats
December 30, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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Just got horrifying news about the conditions where German is being held so I'm sharing the gofundme again. Please share widely and donate if you can gofund.me/575c7a343
December 27, 2025 at 4:21 AM
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Mike was one of the guys laying the framework for what good jokes would look like in a novel format with a strict character limit. 35 is so young. Rest easy good stranger
One of the best to ever do it
December 30, 2025 at 2:24 PM
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I think one can be sympathetic to the motivations of various nationalisms and understand why some diaspora communities might feel a certain way about the Homeland but you enter moral relativist “ways of knowing” bullshit mode if you support people indulging in the worst impulses imaginable.
December 29, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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in your 20s, you'll come across someone who's wrong online. it's very important than you spend the next 40 years of your life learning and arguing about this topic online long after they've moved on, built a career, and raised a family.
December 29, 2025 at 12:36 AM
it’s so important to think about the mental health of Gestapo officers
Just thinking... we give so much attention (as we should!) to the victims of state violence, ie, people sent to CECOT.

But, we give little consideration to the psychic violence suffered by those tasked with carrying out the physical violence.

Yes, they "chose" those jobs. But...
December 28, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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We didn't survive and thrive as a species because we had warriors or hunters - pretty much every omnivore can manage that.

We did so because we developed Grandmothers, and domesticated Dogs.

Community is what defines us as a species, and every "self-reliant" libertarian shitweasel be damned.
"my least woke opinion is---"

That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.

Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
December 28, 2025 at 5:00 AM
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SO, you want to network but don't know where to begin.

1. DON'T. Make friends instead
2. It's not about what they can do for you
3. Famous people are just people first
4. If you do have to gush, don't just say 'i love your work' , pick one thing and say why. Open ended compliments are awkward
December 27, 2025 at 9:33 AM
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Honestly I thought nothing could be better than the conclave but he's been such good value for money I keep forgetting to miss the conclave
whatever 2026 holds i don't think anything next year will be funnier than Chicago Pope. 2025 was overall a huge stinker but Chicago Pope was an all time great B-plot
December 28, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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'being Cassandra' is definitionally not an effective political intervention. if you find yourself feeling like Cassandra ask yourself how you can change your praxis to start actually convincing people instead of taking pride in being ineffective. xoxo gossip girl
December 28, 2025 at 2:42 PM