Crystalcrafts
@crystalcrafts.bsky.social
Artist 46 yr old living in Las Vegas, horror movie fan. I knit, crochet, sew and paint. (The above art is made by me)
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Apparently I’m one of few who got the mandalorian Clydesdale beer commercial reference.
February 9, 2026 at 1:58 AM
Apparently I’m one of few who got the mandalorian Clydesdale beer commercial reference.
The green in person is more hunter green. My phone sucks at color recognition it’s not army green just so you know
February 8, 2026 at 2:55 AM
The green in person is more hunter green. My phone sucks at color recognition it’s not army green just so you know
You’re welcome I’m glad you like it so far
February 8, 2026 at 2:54 AM
You’re welcome I’m glad you like it so far
She’s was “youthful” and never seemed like she’d ever pass
January 30, 2026 at 6:39 PM
She’s was “youthful” and never seemed like she’d ever pass
Saw it as a kid when it hit cable
January 28, 2026 at 6:12 PM
Saw it as a kid when it hit cable
They executed that man
January 24, 2026 at 5:38 PM
They executed that man
Knitting a sweater as a gift for someone here, I keep getting sidetracked by orders for dolls and plushies. But it’ll get done though . ✅
January 22, 2026 at 6:25 PM
Knitting a sweater as a gift for someone here, I keep getting sidetracked by orders for dolls and plushies. But it’ll get done though . ✅
Bluesky came in HOT today
January 19, 2026 at 11:08 PM
Bluesky came in HOT today
Side note : did you see Erika Kirk’s new gig? It’s titled “make heaven crowded.”
I shit you not everyone is like “don’t drink or eat at that event just in case.”
I shit you not everyone is like “don’t drink or eat at that event just in case.”
January 19, 2026 at 3:34 PM
Side note : did you see Erika Kirk’s new gig? It’s titled “make heaven crowded.”
I shit you not everyone is like “don’t drink or eat at that event just in case.”
I shit you not everyone is like “don’t drink or eat at that event just in case.”
Cough cough * Lara trump, Ted Cruz
January 19, 2026 at 3:27 PM
Cough cough * Lara trump, Ted Cruz
You or your neighbors are starving, but no one will know.
January 17, 2026 at 1:37 AM
You or your neighbors are starving, but no one will know.
I’m sure he’ll do it since he got the handmade one from his family
January 16, 2026 at 4:00 PM
I’m sure he’ll do it since he got the handmade one from his family
And just like that the Smithsonian lost my respect.
a woman is sitting in front of a laptop computer in a living room .
ALT: a woman is sitting in front of a laptop computer in a living room .
media.tenor.com
January 10, 2026 at 10:45 PM
And just like that the Smithsonian lost my respect.
“No! As he pulls his blindfold out of his desk drawer. I mustn’t see it again, let the people know how I feel”
It’s gross porn for the conspiracy theorists out there.
It’s gross porn for the conspiracy theorists out there.
January 8, 2026 at 5:57 PM
“No! As he pulls his blindfold out of his desk drawer. I mustn’t see it again, let the people know how I feel”
It’s gross porn for the conspiracy theorists out there.
It’s gross porn for the conspiracy theorists out there.
Fakest war ever. It’s bullshit they started (US) this shit. Shame on our military personnel
January 3, 2026 at 11:35 AM
Fakest war ever. It’s bullshit they started (US) this shit. Shame on our military personnel
I can imagine, the impactful punch telling yourself you were worth it would be like when you’ve finally reached your goals or dreams. I hope everyone can reach that point in their lives if they struggle, I haven’t gotten there but I’d love it.
January 2, 2026 at 5:57 PM
I can imagine, the impactful punch telling yourself you were worth it would be like when you’ve finally reached your goals or dreams. I hope everyone can reach that point in their lives if they struggle, I haven’t gotten there but I’d love it.
She wasn’t a great person, racist and homophobia and many other things. She was good at her job but that’s about it.
December 28, 2025 at 8:42 PM
She wasn’t a great person, racist and homophobia and many other things. She was good at her job but that’s about it.
Fucking autocorrect selfishness
December 26, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Fucking autocorrect selfishness
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Hi Bluesky people, I'm Joe Humphrey. I write books about vampires and people doing sexy stuff, and I also draw portraits and other art stuff.
My vampire books are here: bloodlettingbook.com
My newsletter is here: joehumphrey.com
And my art prints are here: www.etsy.com/shop/joehump...
My vampire books are here: bloodlettingbook.com
My newsletter is here: joehumphrey.com
And my art prints are here: www.etsy.com/shop/joehump...
December 25, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Hi Bluesky people, I'm Joe Humphrey. I write books about vampires and people doing sexy stuff, and I also draw portraits and other art stuff.
My vampire books are here: bloodlettingbook.com
My newsletter is here: joehumphrey.com
And my art prints are here: www.etsy.com/shop/joehump...
My vampire books are here: bloodlettingbook.com
My newsletter is here: joehumphrey.com
And my art prints are here: www.etsy.com/shop/joehump...
He’s a douche. Selflessness will be the end of him.
December 21, 2025 at 4:29 PM
He’s a douche. Selflessness will be the end of him.
I found it funny that they were waiting and praying for him to make it so they could release his new book.
December 20, 2025 at 6:20 PM
I found it funny that they were waiting and praying for him to make it so they could release his new book.
Fuck Chris tucker nor funny AND. A dirty Epstein pervert
December 19, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Fuck Chris tucker nor funny AND. A dirty Epstein pervert