Crystalcrafts
@crystalcrafts.bsky.social
Artist 46 yr old living in Las Vegas, horror movie fan. I knit, crochet, sew and paint. (The above art is made by me)
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Apparently I’m one of few who got the mandalorian Clydesdale beer commercial reference.
February 9, 2026 at 1:58 AM
Apparently I’m one of few who got the mandalorian Clydesdale beer commercial reference.
They executed that man
January 24, 2026 at 5:38 PM
They executed that man
Knitting a sweater as a gift for someone here, I keep getting sidetracked by orders for dolls and plushies. But it’ll get done though . ✅
January 22, 2026 at 6:25 PM
Knitting a sweater as a gift for someone here, I keep getting sidetracked by orders for dolls and plushies. But it’ll get done though . ✅
Bluesky came in HOT today
January 19, 2026 at 11:08 PM
Bluesky came in HOT today
You or your neighbors are starving, but no one will know.
January 17, 2026 at 1:37 AM
You or your neighbors are starving, but no one will know.
And just like that the Smithsonian lost my respect.
a woman is sitting in front of a laptop computer in a living room .
ALT: a woman is sitting in front of a laptop computer in a living room .
media.tenor.com
January 10, 2026 at 10:45 PM
And just like that the Smithsonian lost my respect.
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Hi Bluesky people, I'm Joe Humphrey. I write books about vampires and people doing sexy stuff, and I also draw portraits and other art stuff.
My vampire books are here: bloodlettingbook.com
My newsletter is here: joehumphrey.com
And my art prints are here: www.etsy.com/shop/joehump...
My vampire books are here: bloodlettingbook.com
My newsletter is here: joehumphrey.com
And my art prints are here: www.etsy.com/shop/joehump...
December 25, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Hi Bluesky people, I'm Joe Humphrey. I write books about vampires and people doing sexy stuff, and I also draw portraits and other art stuff.
My vampire books are here: bloodlettingbook.com
My newsletter is here: joehumphrey.com
And my art prints are here: www.etsy.com/shop/joehump...
My vampire books are here: bloodlettingbook.com
My newsletter is here: joehumphrey.com
And my art prints are here: www.etsy.com/shop/joehump...
Fuck Chris tucker nor funny AND. A dirty Epstein pervert
December 19, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Fuck Chris tucker nor funny AND. A dirty Epstein pervert
I feel accosted, do you feel accosted?
December 18, 2025 at 2:14 AM
I feel accosted, do you feel accosted?
He’s yelling to keep himself awake
December 18, 2025 at 2:10 AM
He’s yelling to keep himself awake
Who the fuck is he yelling at?!
December 18, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Who the fuck is he yelling at?!
Oh they’re laughing MFr they’re laughing
December 18, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Oh they’re laughing MFr they’re laughing
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Behind the Pilot: The Beginning of The Drew Carey Show
YouTube video by The Drew Carey Show
youtube.com
December 16, 2025 at 7:24 PM
What?!?! And ok?!?!
Q: How does the administration plan to lower costs and how long might it take for Americans to experience it?
JD VANCE: If the American people had $3,000 taken out of their pocket, it's gonna take a little bit of time before they really feel it's been put back in their pocket
JD VANCE: If the American people had $3,000 taken out of their pocket, it's gonna take a little bit of time before they really feel it's been put back in their pocket
December 16, 2025 at 5:01 PM
What?!?! And ok?!?!
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Born Deaf and Blind, She’s Caught in Trump’s Anti-Diversity Crusade www.nytimes.com/2025/12/15/u...
Born Deaf and Blind, She’s Caught in Trump’s Anti-Diversity Crusade
www.nytimes.com
December 15, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Born Deaf and Blind, She’s Caught in Trump’s Anti-Diversity Crusade www.nytimes.com/2025/12/15/u...
Mood fabrics (on threads) liked and commented on the patchwork dresses ☺️🥰🤭
December 15, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Mood fabrics (on threads) liked and commented on the patchwork dresses ☺️🥰🤭
Making another dress
December 14, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Making another dress
Like hurricanes
Start naming mass shootings after politicians who take money from the NRA.
December 14, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Like hurricanes
Gotta sew the sides and finish the neckline
December 14, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Gotta sew the sides and finish the neckline
Making a patchwork dress 👗
December 14, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Making a patchwork dress 👗
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Show us your red art ❤️
December 11, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Show us your red art ❤️
6:56 pm and I just want my bed .
December 11, 2025 at 2:56 AM
6:56 pm and I just want my bed .
