JessicAnja 🍒
@jessicanja.bsky.social
Coffee Dependent | Snack Cake Enthusiast | Desert & Dessert Dweller | TL Crawler | Sasshole
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I hate most people but I love most dogs, so it evens out.
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*seizes the day*
*looks at the news*
*gives the day back*
*looks at the news*
*gives the day back*
December 11, 2025 at 11:48 PM
*seizes the day*
*looks at the news*
*gives the day back*
*looks at the news*
*gives the day back*
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Just because you can doesn't mean you should.
-me, to my kids......and the government
-me, to my kids......and the government
December 11, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Just because you can doesn't mean you should.
-me, to my kids......and the government
-me, to my kids......and the government
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oh I’ll flip the script as soon as I stop scrolling
December 11, 2025 at 4:03 PM
oh I’ll flip the script as soon as I stop scrolling
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Reality...2 big thumbs down
December 11, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Reality...2 big thumbs down
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I'm a biter not a lover.
December 11, 2025 at 11:26 PM
I'm a biter not a lover.
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*after sex
will this impact my uber rating?
will this impact my uber rating?
December 11, 2025 at 12:51 PM
*after sex
will this impact my uber rating?
will this impact my uber rating?
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I have zero tolerance for stupidity. Which pretty much explains my self-loathing and insecurity.
December 11, 2025 at 5:59 PM
I have zero tolerance for stupidity. Which pretty much explains my self-loathing and insecurity.
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Make sure to start all replies to a post with either:
"No."
"Not true."
"You forgot..."
or
"Wrong."
"No."
"Not true."
"You forgot..."
or
"Wrong."
December 11, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Make sure to start all replies to a post with either:
"No."
"Not true."
"You forgot..."
or
"Wrong."
"No."
"Not true."
"You forgot..."
or
"Wrong."
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i put myself down so you dont have to. customer service starts at home.
December 11, 2025 at 4:30 PM
i put myself down so you dont have to. customer service starts at home.
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Don't forget the real meaning of the holiday season:
Pointless and unappreciated gifts that will be returned or end up in the trash.
Pointless and unappreciated gifts that will be returned or end up in the trash.
December 11, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Don't forget the real meaning of the holiday season:
Pointless and unappreciated gifts that will be returned or end up in the trash.
Pointless and unappreciated gifts that will be returned or end up in the trash.
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*face down in a ditch
Happy holidays everyone.
Happy holidays everyone.
December 11, 2025 at 11:37 AM
*face down in a ditch
Happy holidays everyone.
Happy holidays everyone.
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"Santa Claus is coming to town" - festive, exciting
"Santa Claus is goin' to town" - concerning, possibly problematic
"Santa Claus is goin' to town" - concerning, possibly problematic
December 11, 2025 at 4:09 PM
"Santa Claus is coming to town" - festive, exciting
"Santa Claus is goin' to town" - concerning, possibly problematic
"Santa Claus is goin' to town" - concerning, possibly problematic
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Eartha Kitt's cover of Santa Baby is the best one.
sorry, I don't make the rules
www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTCF...
sorry, I don't make the rules
www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTCF...
Eartha Kitt - Santa Baby (Official Music Video)
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December 11, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Eartha Kitt's cover of Santa Baby is the best one.
sorry, I don't make the rules
www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTCF...
sorry, I don't make the rules
www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTCF...
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How can we be soulmates if you don’t like my posts?
December 11, 2025 at 11:20 PM
How can we be soulmates if you don’t like my posts?
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UPS drivers could probably never make it in the NFL because i can’t imagine many of them are averaging more than one yard per carry
December 11, 2025 at 7:42 PM
UPS drivers could probably never make it in the NFL because i can’t imagine many of them are averaging more than one yard per carry
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Your skin looks great, what have you been doing?
Every night I douse myself in tears and microwaved butter.
Every night I douse myself in tears and microwaved butter.
December 11, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Your skin looks great, what have you been doing?
Every night I douse myself in tears and microwaved butter.
Every night I douse myself in tears and microwaved butter.
It always makes me smile to come across the bluesky accounts of former twitter mutuals… I’ve missed you assholes ♥️
December 11, 2025 at 11:18 PM
It always makes me smile to come across the bluesky accounts of former twitter mutuals… I’ve missed you assholes ♥️
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You had me at bang(er).
July 7, 2025 at 4:00 AM
You had me at bang(er).
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Felt ambitious today. Took a nap to recover.
November 20, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Felt ambitious today. Took a nap to recover.
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fuck nudes, show me your bloodwork.
December 9, 2025 at 9:53 PM
fuck nudes, show me your bloodwork.
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Handwriting stuff on paper is good for your brain. Write that down.
December 10, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Handwriting stuff on paper is good for your brain. Write that down.
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Pronounces Bluesky like butthole.
December 11, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Pronounces Bluesky like butthole.
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I don’t care if you don’t like my posts.
I’ll still be able to sleep at night.
I’ll still be able to sleep at night.
January 17, 2025 at 5:04 AM
I don’t care if you don’t like my posts.
I’ll still be able to sleep at night.
I’ll still be able to sleep at night.
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That’s ok, I wouldn’t like my posts either.
May 17, 2025 at 5:14 PM
That’s ok, I wouldn’t like my posts either.