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gimmethekspecial.bsky.social
K Special
@gimmethekspecial.bsky.social
just trying to make the most of it all,
one skeet at a time

all my glory:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:4z764ts25fgsrjh6gktmu7dq/feed/aaao4jdadlvnm
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just my astro 🪐 stuff:
@kspacestuff.bsky.social
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My forties is my fun era.
Midlife crisis? Maybe!
Unhinged? You betcha!

Won’t you join me on this ride??
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“You deserved better”

~me to my under appreciated posts, right before deleting them
November 25, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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Some nights I throw all of my coats on the bed in the guest room so it looks like I’m having a big party.
November 25, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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Can we get 2 feeds. Bad news and everything else?
November 25, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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Wishing I could teleport far from here. Stargaze at the grand canyon or maybe the Atacama Desert. Somewhere where I can see every star.
November 24, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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Y’all Millenials ever considered taking the boomer aside in your life and whispering into their ear “Yo, just so you know, the WKRP turkey drop gag was not THAT funny.”
November 24, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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I wanna be yours, pretty baby
Yours and yours alone
November 24, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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He’s a 10 but he calls it his seed
Hes a 10 but has a racecar bed and makes vroom vroom noises when we have sex
He's a 10 but says nucular instead of nuclear
November 24, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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Hot singles in your area but it’s just me unwrapping cheese slices.
November 24, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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I don't agree with the star wars but I support the storm troops
November 24, 2025 at 10:22 PM
overeating to train my stomach for turkey day

this is my olympics
November 24, 2025 at 11:43 PM
What’s the Bluesky equivalent of politely smiling and nodding when you have no clue what anyone is talking about?
November 24, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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Only 3ish people should ever take me seriously, and even then, I like to keep them guessing
November 24, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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It's where the pee is stored
November 24, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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he's a 10 but he says libarry
November 24, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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Having your tiddies sucked on first thing in the morning will make your day better.
November 22, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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you know it's serious when she leaves her crocs at your place
November 24, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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superbowl? you mean a cauldron
November 23, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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Kings of Leon’s ‘Sex on Fire’ is my favorite song about the dangers of STI proliferation
November 24, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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Hey, if you know a girl named Lisa who gets mono a funny joke would be to call her Mono Lisa.

No need to give me credit.
November 23, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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Do you even look for things to feel bad about bro
November 24, 2025 at 4:15 AM
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Took a pen to a sword fight. Did not feel mighty.
November 23, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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over 18k posts is clearly a sign of a well balanced person and not a desperate cry for help
November 24, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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if you have a crush on me, that will go away once you get to know me
November 24, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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slut shaming is awful and there's simply no excuse for it in our society. sluts are beautiful dick sucking creatures who should be commended
November 23, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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They're called skeets because of the post-skeet clarity.
November 24, 2025 at 3:49 AM