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Jokes, they’re fucking jokes. For the love of gawd, I’m just fucking joking! How are there so many dumb people? It’s rhetorical, don’t answer.
November 24, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Jokes, they’re fucking jokes. For the love of gawd, I’m just fucking joking! How are there so many dumb people? It’s rhetorical, don’t answer.
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If they use more than one hashtag they not only won’t do that thing you like, they’ve never even heard of it
November 23, 2025 at 9:35 AM
If they use more than one hashtag they not only won’t do that thing you like, they’ve never even heard of it
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these days my heights just aren’t wuthering like they used to
November 23, 2025 at 3:05 PM
these days my heights just aren’t wuthering like they used to
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I’d murder you.
-Me, flirting.
-Me, flirting.
November 23, 2025 at 5:11 PM
I’d murder you.
-Me, flirting.
-Me, flirting.
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"You guys all got the shoe memo, I see."
November 23, 2025 at 10:32 PM
"You guys all got the shoe memo, I see."
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If I had my druthers I'd be pretty scared bc i don't know what a druther is
November 23, 2025 at 1:45 PM
If I had my druthers I'd be pretty scared bc i don't know what a druther is
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the girl with the moderate to severe psoriatic arthritis
November 24, 2025 at 1:34 AM
the girl with the moderate to severe psoriatic arthritis
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I say “I’m fine” a lot for someone who is grinding their teeth into chalk dust.
November 24, 2025 at 12:33 AM
I say “I’m fine” a lot for someone who is grinding their teeth into chalk dust.
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I feel like a lot more people need to learn the difference between being nice and flirting. If I'm nice to you it's because I'm nice. If I'm flirting, I'm probably humping your leg
November 23, 2025 at 7:36 PM
I feel like a lot more people need to learn the difference between being nice and flirting. If I'm nice to you it's because I'm nice. If I'm flirting, I'm probably humping your leg
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me: dating is hard
me on a date: what if rice krispies are allergic to milk that’s why they sound like that
me on a date: what if rice krispies are allergic to milk that’s why they sound like that
November 24, 2025 at 2:19 AM
me: dating is hard
me on a date: what if rice krispies are allergic to milk that’s why they sound like that
me on a date: what if rice krispies are allergic to milk that’s why they sound like that
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Some things are better left slurred inaudibly.
November 23, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Some things are better left slurred inaudibly.
My protein powder has been reformulated with extra farts
November 24, 2025 at 2:31 AM
My protein powder has been reformulated with extra farts
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sorry we lost touch over the years
~me, to reality
~me, to reality
November 23, 2025 at 4:37 AM
sorry we lost touch over the years
~me, to reality
~me, to reality
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Fine I am AI.
An
Idiot
An
Idiot
November 23, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Fine I am AI.
An
Idiot
An
Idiot
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the best thing about having a cold is NyQuil 😴
November 23, 2025 at 4:31 AM
the best thing about having a cold is NyQuil 😴
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Who hurt you? Who hurt you that you have such good taste in music
November 20, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Who hurt you? Who hurt you that you have such good taste in music
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*irrigates sinuses before talking to hottie at the bar*
November 20, 2025 at 12:04 AM
*irrigates sinuses before talking to hottie at the bar*
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Let’s get drunk and make out to Def Leppard.
November 21, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Let’s get drunk and make out to Def Leppard.
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Imagine being able to find something in the first drawer you try.
November 20, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Imagine being able to find something in the first drawer you try.
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messed up the password to my brain and now i’m locked out
November 20, 2025 at 10:47 PM
messed up the password to my brain and now i’m locked out
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taylor swift should write a song about when your sleeves keep rolling down every time you wash the dishes
November 21, 2025 at 3:25 AM
taylor swift should write a song about when your sleeves keep rolling down every time you wash the dishes
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I’m like if “what the fuck” was a person.
November 20, 2025 at 5:25 AM
I’m like if “what the fuck” was a person.
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Benadryl taste on a Wal-dryl budget
Oreo taste on a Hydrox budget
Birkenstock taste on a Bata budget.
November 20, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Benadryl taste on a Wal-dryl budget