Viv
@v.milcom.in
Functioning Dopamine Addict. Described undescribable.
Did you really tell a joke if no one reacted to it?
Coffee brewer and drinker. Hater of billionaires.
He/Him
My profile pic is Death of Rats from Discworld.
Did you really tell a joke if no one reacted to it?
Coffee brewer and drinker. Hater of billionaires.
He/Him
My profile pic is Death of Rats from Discworld.
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Viv
@v.milcom.in
· 15d
I don't need a mental health break, I need a mental health retirement.
A monkey got into our house, ate 3 dosas and walked out with half a dozen bananas yesterday. No amount of stick waving persuaded him to hasten his consumption of the food.
February 20, 2026 at 3:22 AM
A monkey got into our house, ate 3 dosas and walked out with half a dozen bananas yesterday. No amount of stick waving persuaded him to hasten his consumption of the food.
Inventing a high pressure game where you have to throw an inflated bladder through a rubber hoop called gasketgall.
February 20, 2026 at 2:02 AM
Inventing a high pressure game where you have to throw an inflated bladder through a rubber hoop called gasketgall.
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people in the u.s. be like soccer is so boring then watch 10 fucking rounds of curling
February 19, 2026 at 3:20 AM
people in the u.s. be like soccer is so boring then watch 10 fucking rounds of curling
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This day in history. 1600. In Peru the stratovolcano Huaynaputina erupted, the most violent eruption ever recorded in South America. A stratovolcano is like a televolcano except a stratovolcano is more versatile and preferred by both Hendrix and Clapton.
February 19, 2026 at 9:27 AM
This day in history. 1600. In Peru the stratovolcano Huaynaputina erupted, the most violent eruption ever recorded in South America. A stratovolcano is like a televolcano except a stratovolcano is more versatile and preferred by both Hendrix and Clapton.
Mom asked for my full address and I sent a screenshot from the saved addresses on Amazon.
Fuck you Bezos!
Fuck you Bezos!
February 19, 2026 at 5:25 AM
Mom asked for my full address and I sent a screenshot from the saved addresses on Amazon.
Fuck you Bezos!
Fuck you Bezos!
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Threads really is facebook for millennials. Just dead-eyed dullards making shit up for engagement or saying we should all be dumber and less interesting.
Meanwhile, on threads, which actually is like what people on twitter think bluesky is like, a "teacher, author, poet" speaks...
February 19, 2026 at 12:40 AM
Threads really is facebook for millennials. Just dead-eyed dullards making shit up for engagement or saying we should all be dumber and less interesting.
So millennial, I'm printing birthday wishes to frame and hang them in the living room.
February 19, 2026 at 2:33 AM
So millennial, I'm printing birthday wishes to frame and hang them in the living room.
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said “what a day” before 6:30am so that’s how my day is going
February 18, 2026 at 2:22 PM
said “what a day” before 6:30am so that’s how my day is going
I'm spending the last evening of being 38 doing what I love the most.
Sitting in meetings. /s
Sitting in meetings. /s
February 18, 2026 at 1:16 PM
I'm spending the last evening of being 38 doing what I love the most.
Sitting in meetings. /s
Sitting in meetings. /s
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Historian of medicine here. Yes. Yes, they did.
before antibiotics did people just die all the time from everything?
February 17, 2026 at 5:47 PM
Historian of medicine here. Yes. Yes, they did.
Taking meds* to feel in control of my life.
*vitamin supplements
*vitamin supplements
February 18, 2026 at 3:31 AM
Taking meds* to feel in control of my life.
*vitamin supplements
*vitamin supplements
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It’s not fair that we have to make coffee before we’ve had our coffee.
February 18, 2026 at 1:45 AM
It’s not fair that we have to make coffee before we’ve had our coffee.
So tired, I weighed the coffee without turning the scale on.
February 18, 2026 at 1:32 AM
So tired, I weighed the coffee without turning the scale on.
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Imagine a huge plate of nachos. Imagine more cheese. No, even more cheese. There it is
February 17, 2026 at 4:44 PM
Imagine a huge plate of nachos. Imagine more cheese. No, even more cheese. There it is
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Hey babe, Mardi Gras and Lent?
February 17, 2026 at 1:38 PM
Hey babe, Mardi Gras and Lent?
Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, that's why I go to meetings, to pretend I'm also making a dollar.
February 17, 2026 at 10:27 AM
Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, that's why I go to meetings, to pretend I'm also making a dollar.
This pen was the holy grail growing up.
February 17, 2026 at 2:07 AM
This pen was the holy grail growing up.
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A journey of 5,000 steps begins with a single "I don't wanna!"
February 15, 2026 at 7:09 PM
A journey of 5,000 steps begins with a single "I don't wanna!"
That kinda morning where I can't type my password correctly.
February 16, 2026 at 5:21 AM
That kinda morning where I can't type my password correctly.
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sorry Pink Floyd, turns out that we needed education. a lot of it. all of the education, really
February 15, 2026 at 5:38 AM
sorry Pink Floyd, turns out that we needed education. a lot of it. all of the education, really
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I need more time to do all the nothing I want.
February 14, 2026 at 10:47 PM
I need more time to do all the nothing I want.
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ROSES ARE RED
VIOLENCE IS RED
EVERYTHING IS RED
AND OH MY GOD IS THAT VISCERA?
VIOLENCE IS RED
EVERYTHING IS RED
AND OH MY GOD IS THAT VISCERA?
February 15, 2026 at 2:44 AM
ROSES ARE RED
VIOLENCE IS RED
EVERYTHING IS RED
AND OH MY GOD IS THAT VISCERA?
VIOLENCE IS RED
EVERYTHING IS RED
AND OH MY GOD IS THAT VISCERA?
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L (biggest breath I can possibly hold in my middle aged lungs) MAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
lol this is gonna burst so fucking hard
February 15, 2026 at 12:30 AM
L (biggest breath I can possibly hold in my middle aged lungs) MAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO