Viv
@v.milcom.in
Functioning Dopamine Addict. Described undescribable.
Did you really tell a joke if no one reacted to it?
Coffee brewer and drinker. Hater of billionaires.
He/Him
My profile pic is Death of Rats from Discworld.
Did you really tell a joke if no one reacted to it?
Coffee brewer and drinker. Hater of billionaires.
He/Him
My profile pic is Death of Rats from Discworld.
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Viv
@v.milcom.in
· Sep 15
Halloween name change alert. It's still Viv in a cape.
I wore my reading glasses. Please respond.
November 23, 2025 at 4:39 AM
I wore my reading glasses. Please respond.
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sorry we lost touch over the years
~me, to reality
~me, to reality
November 23, 2025 at 4:37 AM
sorry we lost touch over the years
~me, to reality
~me, to reality
I accidentally liked my own skeet. That's the mental state I'm in this morning. I don't recognize myself.
November 23, 2025 at 4:00 AM
I accidentally liked my own skeet. That's the mental state I'm in this morning. I don't recognize myself.
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Conscience is Spanish for with science.
July 31, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Conscience is Spanish for with science.
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I just read “prosecutor” as “prosciutto” and now I desperately require charcuterie
November 23, 2025 at 3:23 AM
I just read “prosecutor” as “prosciutto” and now I desperately require charcuterie
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Me talking to someone who doesn't have bsky and forgetting they don't know our slang:
Omg. I love bsky too much maybe. Like, i skeet a lot. Like multiple skeets per hr some days!
Them: ... 👀
Omg. I love bsky too much maybe. Like, i skeet a lot. Like multiple skeets per hr some days!
Them: ... 👀
November 23, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Me talking to someone who doesn't have bsky and forgetting they don't know our slang:
Omg. I love bsky too much maybe. Like, i skeet a lot. Like multiple skeets per hr some days!
Them: ... 👀
Omg. I love bsky too much maybe. Like, i skeet a lot. Like multiple skeets per hr some days!
Them: ... 👀
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The kind of nap that you’re unsure of the year when you wake up.
November 15, 2025 at 11:01 PM
The kind of nap that you’re unsure of the year when you wake up.
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I don't understand the cruel science of it, but looking good in the mirror does not transfer to the selfie.
November 22, 2025 at 1:23 PM
I don't understand the cruel science of it, but looking good in the mirror does not transfer to the selfie.
Time to watch some Ashes cricket while the coffee kicks in, oh what do you mean the game was over yesterday? 🏏
November 23, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Time to watch some Ashes cricket while the coffee kicks in, oh what do you mean the game was over yesterday? 🏏
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My wife is all pissed because I reported her to PETA for beating a dead horse.
November 21, 2025 at 9:16 PM
My wife is all pissed because I reported her to PETA for beating a dead horse.
Due to inflation, Summer of 69 will now be Summer of 88.37.
November 23, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Due to inflation, Summer of 69 will now be Summer of 88.37.
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Due to inflation, Dire Straits is re-recording “Money for Nothing” as “Nothing for Money.”
November 5, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Due to inflation, Dire Straits is re-recording “Money for Nothing” as “Nothing for Money.”
If you are going to use AI, at least put it to good use like muting annoying participants from recordings of video lectures.
There are some folk in my class who must ask the silliest of things while the professor is talking like, "how come 7*5=35 in this case?"
There are some folk in my class who must ask the silliest of things while the professor is talking like, "how come 7*5=35 in this case?"
November 23, 2025 at 1:54 AM
If you are going to use AI, at least put it to good use like muting annoying participants from recordings of video lectures.
There are some folk in my class who must ask the silliest of things while the professor is talking like, "how come 7*5=35 in this case?"
There are some folk in my class who must ask the silliest of things while the professor is talking like, "how come 7*5=35 in this case?"
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Using Alt text makes you cooler.
November 22, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Using Alt text makes you cooler.
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POV: you are a young woman celebrating a recent academic success
November 17, 2025 at 7:20 PM
POV: you are a young woman celebrating a recent academic success
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Be yourself. But also, double-check with people first.
November 18, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Be yourself. But also, double-check with people first.
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Doctor: you’re going to feel some pressure, ready?
Me: yes
Doctor: your parents are prouder of your sister than you
Me: yes
Doctor: your parents are prouder of your sister than you
November 21, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Doctor: you’re going to feel some pressure, ready?
Me: yes
Doctor: your parents are prouder of your sister than you
Me: yes
Doctor: your parents are prouder of your sister than you
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sometimes being an atheist really sucks bc i want so many people to burn in hell
November 13, 2025 at 7:51 PM
sometimes being an atheist really sucks bc i want so many people to burn in hell
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Hello! 🍜
I am a baker based in #Mumbai, India. I bake these plum #cakes with rum every Nov/Dec.
Dried fruits and nuts are soaked in Old Monk rum and then finally go into this decadent #Christmas treat. If you want to order or know more, number's in the menu.
Please #repost for reach. Tysm! 💖
I am a baker based in #Mumbai, India. I bake these plum #cakes with rum every Nov/Dec.
Dried fruits and nuts are soaked in Old Monk rum and then finally go into this decadent #Christmas treat. If you want to order or know more, number's in the menu.
Please #repost for reach. Tysm! 💖
November 22, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Hello! 🍜
I am a baker based in #Mumbai, India. I bake these plum #cakes with rum every Nov/Dec.
Dried fruits and nuts are soaked in Old Monk rum and then finally go into this decadent #Christmas treat. If you want to order or know more, number's in the menu.
Please #repost for reach. Tysm! 💖
I am a baker based in #Mumbai, India. I bake these plum #cakes with rum every Nov/Dec.
Dried fruits and nuts are soaked in Old Monk rum and then finally go into this decadent #Christmas treat. If you want to order or know more, number's in the menu.
Please #repost for reach. Tysm! 💖
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Me downloading pics to take part in the next round of "without downloading new pics" trend.
a blue background with the number 793.0 mb / 9.039 on it
Alt: A download status window with 793.0 mb / 9.039 on it. I'll interpret the denominator as Petabytes.
media.tenor.com
November 22, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Me downloading pics to take part in the next round of "without downloading new pics" trend.
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There's so much to say and no one to listen.
November 22, 2025 at 8:30 AM
There's so much to say and no one to listen.
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ahh yes, another morning… fuck
November 20, 2025 at 1:09 PM
ahh yes, another morning… fuck
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Me: lol
Them: stop talking in abbreviations!
Me: heliumhelium
Them: ????
Me: hehe 🙄
Them: stop talking in abbreviations!
Me: heliumhelium
Them: ????
Me: hehe 🙄
November 22, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Me: lol
Them: stop talking in abbreviations!
Me: heliumhelium
Them: ????
Me: hehe 🙄
Them: stop talking in abbreviations!
Me: heliumhelium
Them: ????
Me: hehe 🙄
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why does the most awkward person in every sitcom seem to be based on someone like me
November 22, 2025 at 1:38 PM
why does the most awkward person in every sitcom seem to be based on someone like me
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You know you’re in love for real when you hear yourself say “I can’t wait for you to meet my cats”
November 21, 2025 at 11:48 PM
You know you’re in love for real when you hear yourself say “I can’t wait for you to meet my cats”