SR Buffalo
@drunkswithguns.bsky.social
Just a guy. Mostly housebroken. I have all my teeth. Currently up to date on shots.
One fun thing about getting older is realizing you’re living exactly like the song Hip To Be Square.
September 15, 2025 at 12:27 PM
One fun thing about getting older is realizing you’re living exactly like the song Hip To Be Square.
Online dating isn’t working. Time to go stand at Homegoods™️, looking confused while wearing gray sweatpants.
August 30, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Online dating isn’t working. Time to go stand at Homegoods™️, looking confused while wearing gray sweatpants.
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America is the Tesla Cybertruck of countries
August 26, 2025 at 10:43 PM
America is the Tesla Cybertruck of countries
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scan the QR code to see my bush
August 26, 2025 at 4:13 PM
scan the QR code to see my bush
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*Bee Gees voice*
I can see by the way you parked your giant truck you've never pleasured a partner in your life.
August 26, 2025 at 7:14 PM
*Bee Gees voice*
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do you suck the devil’s cock with that mouth
August 26, 2025 at 9:07 PM
do you suck the devil’s cock with that mouth
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Funny?
*takes long drag off cigarette*
I’ve not been called that in years.
*takes long drag off cigarette*
I’ve not been called that in years.
August 26, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Funny?
*takes long drag off cigarette*
I’ve not been called that in years.
*takes long drag off cigarette*
I’ve not been called that in years.
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Leftist concerns:
- fascist takeover
- no healthcare
- housing too expensive
Right wing concerns:
- the cracker barrel logo doesn't have the grandpa on the chair anymore
- fascist takeover
- no healthcare
- housing too expensive
Right wing concerns:
- the cracker barrel logo doesn't have the grandpa on the chair anymore
August 26, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Leftist concerns:
- fascist takeover
- no healthcare
- housing too expensive
Right wing concerns:
- the cracker barrel logo doesn't have the grandpa on the chair anymore
- fascist takeover
- no healthcare
- housing too expensive
Right wing concerns:
- the cracker barrel logo doesn't have the grandpa on the chair anymore
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A man said pussy is like pizza because even when it’s bad it’s still kinda good. Penises, tragically, are not pizza.
August 26, 2025 at 11:52 AM
A man said pussy is like pizza because even when it’s bad it’s still kinda good. Penises, tragically, are not pizza.
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If it makes you feel better about yourself, absolutely everybody else is a disgusting pervert too.
August 26, 2025 at 9:48 PM
If it makes you feel better about yourself, absolutely everybody else is a disgusting pervert too.
Stay home if you’re psycho.
Come over if you thiccc, tho.
Come over if you thiccc, tho.
August 26, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Stay home if you’re psycho.
Come over if you thiccc, tho.
Come over if you thiccc, tho.
Writing up my new dating bio.
August 26, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Writing up my new dating bio.
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this is how I flirt btw
August 26, 2025 at 1:07 AM
this is how I flirt btw
The worst person you know will find religion in their 40’s to make up for decades of being an asshole.
August 25, 2025 at 7:37 PM
The worst person you know will find religion in their 40’s to make up for decades of being an asshole.
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I wasn’t built for work.
I was built to haunt a Victorian seaside village.
I was built to haunt a Victorian seaside village.
August 25, 2025 at 7:33 PM
I wasn’t built for work.
I was built to haunt a Victorian seaside village.
I was built to haunt a Victorian seaside village.
Life’s too short to not fist fight your boss.
August 22, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Life’s too short to not fist fight your boss.
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*seductively peeling my scrotum from my mid-thigh*
August 15, 2025 at 2:58 AM
*seductively peeling my scrotum from my mid-thigh*
Every once in a while, I’ll start doing something and 20 years later, remember I never did technically break up with my middle school gf. I hope she hasn’t cheated on me.
August 8, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Every once in a while, I’ll start doing something and 20 years later, remember I never did technically break up with my middle school gf. I hope she hasn’t cheated on me.
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When I say I'm "crunching the numbers" at work, it means I'm playing sudoku.
August 7, 2025 at 7:23 PM
When I say I'm "crunching the numbers" at work, it means I'm playing sudoku.
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I open the door slowly, slipping inside. I keep a measured pace, breathing evenly, keeping my heartbeat low. Five steps, ten steps; I begin to relax. A voice calls from behind me, ”Sir?” I ignore it. “Sir, what’s that in your pants?” I walk faster. “Someone stop that man!” I run.
August 8, 2025 at 12:51 PM
I open the door slowly, slipping inside. I keep a measured pace, breathing evenly, keeping my heartbeat low. Five steps, ten steps; I begin to relax. A voice calls from behind me, ”Sir?” I ignore it. “Sir, what’s that in your pants?” I walk faster. “Someone stop that man!” I run.
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If you try to rob a bank in a ski mask, you should also wear ski pants and a ski jacket while holding ski poles and standing on skis. That way, when the police arrive, you can say "Just looking for the bunny slope, playboy"
August 6, 2025 at 9:54 PM
If you try to rob a bank in a ski mask, you should also wear ski pants and a ski jacket while holding ski poles and standing on skis. That way, when the police arrive, you can say "Just looking for the bunny slope, playboy"
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Sorry we’re late. My husband’s keys were exactly where I said they’d be, so naturally he had to check everywhere else first.
August 4, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Sorry we’re late. My husband’s keys were exactly where I said they’d be, so naturally he had to check everywhere else first.
He looks like a big toe that spent too much time in the pool.
Maybe it isn't ideal to have a crazy lawyer with no medical background who obviously doesn't look after his own health in charge of looking after ours.
August 6, 2025 at 6:53 PM
He looks like a big toe that spent too much time in the pool.
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two guys fighting over oars are just having a row it took me 3 hours to write this crap you’re welcome
August 6, 2025 at 6:02 PM
two guys fighting over oars are just having a row it took me 3 hours to write this crap you’re welcome
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Today's level of gluttony;
Ate an omelette so big it tired me out enough to get into bed before 3pm
Ate an omelette so big it tired me out enough to get into bed before 3pm
July 12, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Today's level of gluttony;
Ate an omelette so big it tired me out enough to get into bed before 3pm
Ate an omelette so big it tired me out enough to get into bed before 3pm