Grumpess
@grumpess.bsky.social
Writer. Misery Enthusiast.
Nerdier than you, probably. Video games. Hearthstone abuser. Cat and metal lover.
Nerdier than you, probably. Video games. Hearthstone abuser. Cat and metal lover.
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Grumpess
@grumpess.bsky.social
· Jan 15
I have two modes;
1. *cries in cat lady*
2. *meows in cat lady*
1. *cries in cat lady*
2. *meows in cat lady*
Just another morning with no coffee and the cat attempting to curl one out on the couch. 2025 bliss.
November 26, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Just another morning with no coffee and the cat attempting to curl one out on the couch. 2025 bliss.
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All too often I cringe at the lameness of something I just posted. But I’ve realized if I let it be for a few days and revisit it, I can behold how truly embarrassing it is
November 25, 2025 at 8:54 PM
All too often I cringe at the lameness of something I just posted. But I’ve realized if I let it be for a few days and revisit it, I can behold how truly embarrassing it is
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Setting up a PSN account for my son.
Everything seems to be in order, just need to choose an OnlineID and WHAT
Everything seems to be in order, just need to choose an OnlineID and WHAT
November 23, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Setting up a PSN account for my son.
Everything seems to be in order, just need to choose an OnlineID and WHAT
Everything seems to be in order, just need to choose an OnlineID and WHAT
Question of the day;
If dinosaurs were alive now and saw their faces on things like mugs, cuddly toys and backpacks...do you think they'd be flattered or creeped out?
If dinosaurs were alive now and saw their faces on things like mugs, cuddly toys and backpacks...do you think they'd be flattered or creeped out?
November 22, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Question of the day;
If dinosaurs were alive now and saw their faces on things like mugs, cuddly toys and backpacks...do you think they'd be flattered or creeped out?
If dinosaurs were alive now and saw their faces on things like mugs, cuddly toys and backpacks...do you think they'd be flattered or creeped out?
Having a conversation with my blokes daughter about the Gummy Bear song. Class.
Turns out she means a hip-hop type song and I mean the 80's cartoon. Never felt so old in my life.
Turns out she means a hip-hop type song and I mean the 80's cartoon. Never felt so old in my life.
November 20, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Having a conversation with my blokes daughter about the Gummy Bear song. Class.
Turns out she means a hip-hop type song and I mean the 80's cartoon. Never felt so old in my life.
Turns out she means a hip-hop type song and I mean the 80's cartoon. Never felt so old in my life.
There are 4 types of guys online. No exceptions.
November 19, 2025 at 5:35 PM
There are 4 types of guys online. No exceptions.
Finally upgraded my PC, Rimworld mods now take 4.5 minutes to load instead of 40, rejoice! However, this means house chores are never getting done ok thanks for reading bye now
November 19, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Finally upgraded my PC, Rimworld mods now take 4.5 minutes to load instead of 40, rejoice! However, this means house chores are never getting done ok thanks for reading bye now
'A genius trick with leftover pizza'
Who the shit has leftover pizza
Who the shit has leftover pizza
November 17, 2025 at 9:15 PM
'A genius trick with leftover pizza'
Who the shit has leftover pizza
Who the shit has leftover pizza
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Anxena: Worrier Princess
November 17, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Anxena: Worrier Princess
"Name something that expands in heat"
British people in Spain
British people in Spain
November 17, 2025 at 7:28 PM
"Name something that expands in heat"
British people in Spain
British people in Spain
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I’m not crazy, I’ve just been in a very bad mood for 40 years.
November 16, 2025 at 2:41 PM
I’m not crazy, I’ve just been in a very bad mood for 40 years.
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What’s wrong babe you’ve barely touched your tranche of incriminating emails this morning
November 16, 2025 at 2:31 PM
What’s wrong babe you’ve barely touched your tranche of incriminating emails this morning
Mission success, he's fucking hammered
November 13, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Mission success, he's fucking hammered
Fed up of cooking this week, so sent the boyfriend to the pub in the vague hope he gets drunk enough to make me dinner.
November 13, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Fed up of cooking this week, so sent the boyfriend to the pub in the vague hope he gets drunk enough to make me dinner.
'This recipe is perfect for a busy weeknight meal when you're too tired to cook etc etc'
Woah woah woah there YouTube cheffy type lady; this recipe involves chopping 10 items, takes 2 hours to make and involves going to the shop to buy ingredients. This is clearly not perfect.
Woah woah woah there YouTube cheffy type lady; this recipe involves chopping 10 items, takes 2 hours to make and involves going to the shop to buy ingredients. This is clearly not perfect.
November 13, 2025 at 7:27 PM
'This recipe is perfect for a busy weeknight meal when you're too tired to cook etc etc'
Woah woah woah there YouTube cheffy type lady; this recipe involves chopping 10 items, takes 2 hours to make and involves going to the shop to buy ingredients. This is clearly not perfect.
Woah woah woah there YouTube cheffy type lady; this recipe involves chopping 10 items, takes 2 hours to make and involves going to the shop to buy ingredients. This is clearly not perfect.
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The older I get the more annoyed I am that people would rather not have community than do a single thing that isn't reciprocal. Like I get it, we're all exhausted and atomised but this "I don't owe anyone anything" attitude is only making that worse.
November 13, 2025 at 6:37 PM
The older I get the more annoyed I am that people would rather not have community than do a single thing that isn't reciprocal. Like I get it, we're all exhausted and atomised but this "I don't owe anyone anything" attitude is only making that worse.
Do feel a bit cheeky scoffing chocolate whilst reading The Gulag Archipelago
November 11, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Do feel a bit cheeky scoffing chocolate whilst reading The Gulag Archipelago
If you can hold the phone in your hand with the call on loudspeaker, then you can definitely hold the phone to your ear. Bad enough the general public have to hear your side of the inane conversation... we really don't need to hear the dickhead on the other end too.
November 10, 2025 at 2:55 PM
If you can hold the phone in your hand with the call on loudspeaker, then you can definitely hold the phone to your ear. Bad enough the general public have to hear your side of the inane conversation... we really don't need to hear the dickhead on the other end too.
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Getting old is so extra. I used to just wake and bake but now I wake and ache and bake.
November 9, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Getting old is so extra. I used to just wake and bake but now I wake and ache and bake.
Can't sleep. The only thing rattling round my brain is a very bad knock knock joke with a saag aloo based punchline. I should not be allowed a brain.
November 7, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Can't sleep. The only thing rattling round my brain is a very bad knock knock joke with a saag aloo based punchline. I should not be allowed a brain.
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I'm here for moron support. It's like moral support except I'm a dumbass
November 5, 2025 at 4:40 PM
I'm here for moron support. It's like moral support except I'm a dumbass
In every old photo of Ghislaine Maxwell, she's always dressed like the supply teacher everybody hated
November 3, 2025 at 5:09 PM
In every old photo of Ghislaine Maxwell, she's always dressed like the supply teacher everybody hated
I know I've got myself into this mess. But I don't really know how to get out of it or why I've done it
Me, not Epstein, don't fret
Me, not Epstein, don't fret
November 2, 2025 at 10:33 PM
I know I've got myself into this mess. But I don't really know how to get out of it or why I've done it
Me, not Epstein, don't fret
Me, not Epstein, don't fret
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if by complicated you mean stupid then yes I am that
October 27, 2025 at 12:56 PM
if by complicated you mean stupid then yes I am that
My face when positivity themed posts turn up in my feed
October 28, 2025 at 4:23 PM
My face when positivity themed posts turn up in my feed