Grumpess
@grumpess.bsky.social
Writer. Misery Enthusiast.
Nerdier than you, probably. Video games. Hearthstone abuser. Cat and metal lover.
No DM's as I live in a shit country and refuse to verify my age to use that feature
Nerdier than you, probably. Video games. Hearthstone abuser. Cat and metal lover.
No DM's as I live in a shit country and refuse to verify my age to use that feature
when you see this, post an image from your gallery to describe your mental health
November 26, 2025 at 10:12 PM
when you see this, post an image from your gallery to describe your mental health
There are 4 types of guys online. No exceptions.
November 19, 2025 at 5:35 PM
There are 4 types of guys online. No exceptions.
My face when positivity themed posts turn up in my feed
October 28, 2025 at 4:23 PM
My face when positivity themed posts turn up in my feed
Just tried this for the first time. What kind of wretched hell drink is this? It tastes like some Turkish Delight has thrown up in my mouth after an all night rave. Absolutely foul. 0/10
October 20, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Just tried this for the first time. What kind of wretched hell drink is this? It tastes like some Turkish Delight has thrown up in my mouth after an all night rave. Absolutely foul. 0/10
Today I am keeping submarines safe. By drinking coffee and going nowhere near them.
August 14, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Today I am keeping submarines safe. By drinking coffee and going nowhere near them.
Wtf why do I have to provide ID to access direct messaging? Not that I message anybody anyway but ummmmmm ummmm ummmm, how about no?
July 26, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Wtf why do I have to provide ID to access direct messaging? Not that I message anybody anyway but ummmmmm ummmm ummmm, how about no?
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy, but isn't a selfie
July 4, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy, but isn't a selfie
Which animal are you feeling today?
July 1, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Which animal are you feeling today?
Out for brunch. Trying not to look old or tired hence the tactical sunglass maneouvres (in the dark).
June 29, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Out for brunch. Trying not to look old or tired hence the tactical sunglass maneouvres (in the dark).
Walkies was beautiful yesterday. Before the rain ofc
June 26, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Walkies was beautiful yesterday. Before the rain ofc
Just been stopped in the road by these pair
June 23, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Just been stopped in the road by these pair
Did you ask Meta AI how to dress like you were never cool in the 90's?
June 20, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Did you ask Meta AI how to dress like you were never cool in the 90's?
Love this sign on a local Indian restaurant.
'Do you want this? Tough shit'
'Do you want this? Tough shit'
June 17, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Love this sign on a local Indian restaurant.
'Do you want this? Tough shit'
'Do you want this? Tough shit'
Smoked salmon, scrambled eggs and a side of potato rosti. Was amazing tbf. £53 for two of us 😅
June 16, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Smoked salmon, scrambled eggs and a side of potato rosti. Was amazing tbf. £53 for two of us 😅
Ready for my posh breakfast today!
June 16, 2025 at 9:56 AM
Ready for my posh breakfast today!
Me in my bluesky bubble
June 10, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Me in my bluesky bubble
Really sick of this eye infection now. Starting to feel like Bootstrap Bill.
June 9, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Really sick of this eye infection now. Starting to feel like Bootstrap Bill.
June 6, 2025 at 1:26 PM
The cat is very happy that I have returned and that I acquired the smell of Birmingham on my shoes...so RIP to those
June 2, 2025 at 9:53 AM
The cat is very happy that I have returned and that I acquired the smell of Birmingham on my shoes...so RIP to those
Wonderful walk with a good friend today. Apart from the bit where my shoe broke so I tied the laces round the sole to keep it attached. Taking pride in iniative was short-lived when the lace broke too. Ok I'll buy new walking shoes argh
May 18, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Wonderful walk with a good friend today. Apart from the bit where my shoe broke so I tied the laces round the sole to keep it attached. Taking pride in iniative was short-lived when the lace broke too. Ok I'll buy new walking shoes argh
Apparently this time 9 years ago I was in this gorgeous village in France. This time yesterday (according to the curse and law of British summertime), I was drunk.
May 16, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Apparently this time 9 years ago I was in this gorgeous village in France. This time yesterday (according to the curse and law of British summertime), I was drunk.
Just found my leather trousers from 10 years ago. This is going to be my Ross from Friends moment, isn't it.
May 13, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Just found my leather trousers from 10 years ago. This is going to be my Ross from Friends moment, isn't it.
It's fine cos everybody fancied him in this, right
April 28, 2025 at 9:21 PM
It's fine cos everybody fancied him in this, right