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@cmf111.bsky.social
I don’t give a damn about my reputation and I don’t follow back 99.9999% of political accounts.
🎶 next we’re movin’ on🎶
yeah, me: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:cuac2eghxf6zkiwmbt4lal2t/feed/aaabwrcwhhe5e
🎶 next we’re movin’ on🎶
yeah, me: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:cuac2eghxf6zkiwmbt4lal2t/feed/aaabwrcwhhe5e
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@cmf111.bsky.social
· Jun 24
looks like my decades of weed, kidnapping and killing haven’t ruined my chances for high public office after all
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the floor was lava cake. sorry i ate your floor
November 13, 2025 at 10:00 PM
the floor was lava cake. sorry i ate your floor
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what if pennies be the change I want to see in the world then what
November 13, 2025 at 11:52 PM
what if pennies be the change I want to see in the world then what
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unpacking clouds from my picnic basket and releasing them into the air like balloons
November 14, 2025 at 12:16 AM
unpacking clouds from my picnic basket and releasing them into the air like balloons
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I could really go for a hallucination right now to brighten things up.
November 14, 2025 at 1:55 AM
I could really go for a hallucination right now to brighten things up.
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Jeffrey "I obviously didn't kill myself" Epstein
November 14, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Jeffrey "I obviously didn't kill myself" Epstein
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Getting out of bed in the morning seems like a massive commitment to a day I don't know
November 13, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Getting out of bed in the morning seems like a massive commitment to a day I don't know
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why do storks only bring babies why can’t one bring me a cannoli
November 13, 2025 at 11:56 PM
why do storks only bring babies why can’t one bring me a cannoli
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(Me, doing anything requiring all of my concentration)
My bladder: SIR HAVE ANOTHER URGENT MESSAGE.
My bladder: SIR HAVE ANOTHER URGENT MESSAGE.
November 14, 2025 at 1:03 AM
(Me, doing anything requiring all of my concentration)
My bladder: SIR HAVE ANOTHER URGENT MESSAGE.
My bladder: SIR HAVE ANOTHER URGENT MESSAGE.
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using a vpn so no one knows i’m posting from the moon
November 14, 2025 at 1:42 AM
using a vpn so no one knows i’m posting from the moon
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If the Northern Lights and Southern Lights touch at the equator, all of the ghosts will eacape.
November 14, 2025 at 3:47 AM
If the Northern Lights and Southern Lights touch at the equator, all of the ghosts will eacape.
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be a dear and bring me my favorite crazy straw and a bottle of bourbon, won't you?
November 14, 2025 at 1:31 AM
be a dear and bring me my favorite crazy straw and a bottle of bourbon, won't you?
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What’s it called when you're smart but everything you do is fucking stupid?
November 14, 2025 at 12:04 AM
What’s it called when you're smart but everything you do is fucking stupid?
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I hope the goth girl in my high school sex ed class who grabbed the banana during the condom demonstration and slowly squished it while making eye contact with our teacher is doing okay
November 14, 2025 at 4:04 AM
I hope the goth girl in my high school sex ed class who grabbed the banana during the condom demonstration and slowly squished it while making eye contact with our teacher is doing okay
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i am saddled with the thought of how different our world would be if we believed women.
November 13, 2025 at 7:35 PM
i am saddled with the thought of how different our world would be if we believed women.
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AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
November 14, 2025 at 4:07 AM
AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Oh good. I have a list of things for you to do
November 14, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Oh good. I have a list of things for you to do
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That thing you want to do... Do it, twice.
November 13, 2025 at 7:36 PM
That thing you want to do... Do it, twice.
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If you’re cold, I’m cold. Bring me a side of mashed potatoes and gravy
November 13, 2025 at 6:55 PM
If you’re cold, I’m cold. Bring me a side of mashed potatoes and gravy
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A series of unfortunate annoyances
November 13, 2025 at 5:21 PM
A series of unfortunate annoyances
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Never thought my most apparently controversial opinion would be about consenting adults.
November 14, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Never thought my most apparently controversial opinion would be about consenting adults.
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I'm into the 15th season of watching my figure.
October 30, 2025 at 5:09 PM
I'm into the 15th season of watching my figure.
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"I know you're awfully busy, but will you get me some parsley, sage, and rosemary?"
"Yeah. When I get thyme."
"Yeah. When I get thyme."
November 7, 2025 at 5:48 AM
"I know you're awfully busy, but will you get me some parsley, sage, and rosemary?"
"Yeah. When I get thyme."
"Yeah. When I get thyme."
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Are you there, Margaret? It's me, god. WHAT IN THE HOLY FUCK IS GOING ON DOWN THERE?
November 14, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Are you there, Margaret? It's me, god. WHAT IN THE HOLY FUCK IS GOING ON DOWN THERE?
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It wouldn't be a proper funeral if at least one family member isn't arrested
November 4, 2025 at 1:58 AM
It wouldn't be a proper funeral if at least one family member isn't arrested