her again
@cmf111.bsky.social
I don’t give a damn about my reputation and I don’t follow back 99.9999% of political accounts.
🎶 next we’re movin’ on🎶
yeah, me: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:cuac2eghxf6zkiwmbt4lal2t/feed/aaabwrcwhhe5e
🎶 next we’re movin’ on🎶
yeah, me: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:cuac2eghxf6zkiwmbt4lal2t/feed/aaabwrcwhhe5e
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@cmf111.bsky.social
· Nov 16
I got back with my ex again because the true meaning of thanksgiving is leftovers.
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I’ll put sunblock on every one of you, I swear to fucking god
November 5, 2025 at 3:34 AM
I’ll put sunblock on every one of you, I swear to fucking god
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NYT: Dems suffer resounding wins, putting party future in jeopardy.
November 5, 2025 at 3:52 AM
NYT: Dems suffer resounding wins, putting party future in jeopardy.
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if you start your period during the super moon you get to kill one dude
November 5, 2025 at 4:55 AM
if you start your period during the super moon you get to kill one dude
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Ooh yeah pour that hope all over me, baby
November 5, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Ooh yeah pour that hope all over me, baby
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Just once, I’d like to admire my naked body in a full length mirror without getting kicked out of Kohl’s.
November 5, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Just once, I’d like to admire my naked body in a full length mirror without getting kicked out of Kohl’s.
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Starting my next video call standing in the corner Blair Witch style
November 5, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Starting my next video call standing in the corner Blair Witch style
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I wish I could exhume your body to make sure your funeral socks aren't too tight.
November 1, 2025 at 6:55 PM
I wish I could exhume your body to make sure your funeral socks aren't too tight.
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everyone's haunted by a horny witch you just dont know about it
November 5, 2025 at 5:51 PM
everyone's haunted by a horny witch you just dont know about it
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one trick to staying off bluesky and being productive is to have nothing to say
October 4, 2025 at 3:45 PM
one trick to staying off bluesky and being productive is to have nothing to say
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the microwave has magical powers beyond human comprehension
November 5, 2025 at 10:58 PM
the microwave has magical powers beyond human comprehension
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VOICEOVER: in the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate, yet entirely opposite, groups: the police, who are afraid of sandwiches, and sandwich wielders, armed with food consisting of two pieces of bread filled with meat, cheese, and vegetables. these are their stories.
November 5, 2025 at 10:58 PM
VOICEOVER: in the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate, yet entirely opposite, groups: the police, who are afraid of sandwiches, and sandwich wielders, armed with food consisting of two pieces of bread filled with meat, cheese, and vegetables. these are their stories.
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the sexual tension between me and this vacant running cop car
November 5, 2025 at 10:31 PM
the sexual tension between me and this vacant running cop car
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Women think about sex every seven seconds, just not with you.
November 5, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Women think about sex every seven seconds, just not with you.
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not all enchanted lockets will trap the souls of your enemies choose wisely
November 3, 2025 at 12:26 PM
not all enchanted lockets will trap the souls of your enemies choose wisely
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this was fun. let’s do it again.
November 5, 2025 at 6:05 AM
this was fun. let’s do it again.
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you can be a boy if you want to be a boy
November 5, 2025 at 6:35 AM
you can be a boy if you want to be a boy
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No nut November sure is easy when you’re completely unfuckable.
November 5, 2025 at 8:37 AM
No nut November sure is easy when you’re completely unfuckable.
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did you know you can just like, forgive yourself? all that shit you punish yourself over and over for, you don’t have to do that you can set it down and walk away and breathe deep for the first time in decades
November 5, 2025 at 2:45 PM
did you know you can just like, forgive yourself? all that shit you punish yourself over and over for, you don’t have to do that you can set it down and walk away and breathe deep for the first time in decades
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I know one thing, this white boy will be squeezing “inshallah” into every conversation at Thanksgiving
November 5, 2025 at 4:01 PM
I know one thing, this white boy will be squeezing “inshallah” into every conversation at Thanksgiving
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moon’s being super slutty tonight you should go and whore it up with her
November 5, 2025 at 1:48 AM
moon’s being super slutty tonight you should go and whore it up with her
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oh baby have I got quirks
November 5, 2025 at 1:49 PM
oh baby have I got quirks
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I can ride the high of being the only one in my family who knew the answer in a trivia game for like a whole week
November 5, 2025 at 3:33 PM
I can ride the high of being the only one in my family who knew the answer in a trivia game for like a whole week
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ME [bagpipes]: I think I’m dying
DOCTOR [slide whistle]: we all are
DOCTOR [slide whistle]: we all are
October 23, 2025 at 8:50 PM
ME [bagpipes]: I think I’m dying
DOCTOR [slide whistle]: we all are
DOCTOR [slide whistle]: we all are
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Spirit Halloween Hiring Manager:
And where do you see yourself in five days
And where do you see yourself in five days
October 25, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Spirit Halloween Hiring Manager:
And where do you see yourself in five days
And where do you see yourself in five days