hard-bo̾il̾e̾d̾Gardner
@kgardner.bsky.social
USAF vet. RN. Lived, worked, studied in 3 countries. Programmer. At pointy end of Maslow's Hierarchy. Hero in tiny emergencies. Living in NZ
Lute player's about to lose his skirt
November 11, 2025 at 10:53 AM
Lute player's about to lose his skirt
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Found the tweet that Joyce Carol Oates bodied Elon Musk with and it's so beautiful in its eloquent, simple take down. So much so he's crashing out trying to prove he reads books now. Put this in the Louvre.
November 10, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Found the tweet that Joyce Carol Oates bodied Elon Musk with and it's so beautiful in its eloquent, simple take down. So much so he's crashing out trying to prove he reads books now. Put this in the Louvre.
This sums up Tim Kaine on his good night's sleep and being able to look the people at church in the eye:
𝙏𝙞𝙢 𝙘𝙝𝙤𝙨𝙚 𝙘𝙤𝙢𝙛𝙤𝙧𝙩 𝙤𝙫𝙚𝙧 𝙘𝙤𝙪𝙧𝙖𝙜𝙚
𝙏𝙞𝙢 𝙘𝙝𝙤𝙨𝙚 𝙘𝙤𝙢𝙛𝙤𝙧𝙩 𝙤𝙫𝙚𝙧 𝙘𝙤𝙪𝙧𝙖𝙜𝙚
November 11, 2025 at 6:47 AM
This sums up Tim Kaine on his good night's sleep and being able to look the people at church in the eye:
𝙏𝙞𝙢 𝙘𝙝𝙤𝙨𝙚 𝙘𝙤𝙢𝙛𝙤𝙧𝙩 𝙤𝙫𝙚𝙧 𝙘𝙤𝙪𝙧𝙖𝙜𝙚
𝙏𝙞𝙢 𝙘𝙝𝙤𝙨𝙚 𝙘𝙤𝙢𝙛𝙤𝙧𝙩 𝙤𝙫𝙚𝙧 𝙘𝙤𝙪𝙧𝙖𝙜𝙚
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Well, at least Kim Davis lost today.
November 11, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Well, at least Kim Davis lost today.
Hilarious, but the magats will believe it.
OMG. The site is literally called the Dunning Kruger Times.
With a “WOW!,” President Trump posts a claim about DOGE and “royalties linked to Obamacare” that originated on a satirical website. That site’s own About section reads: “Everything on this website is fiction… If you believe that it is real, you should have your head examined.”
November 11, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Hilarious, but the magats will believe it.
Any recommendations for light or funny films?
November 11, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Any recommendations for light or funny films?
Time for a bit of cheering up
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14 hilarious finalists from the 2025 Comedy Wildlife Photography Awards
Funny frogs, cheeky gibbons, and annoyed lions.
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November 11, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Time for a bit of cheering up
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And this is what I get back?
November 11, 2025 at 2:18 AM
And this is what I get back?
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Christian Nationalists:
QUESTION: How often is Jesus mentioned in the Constitution?
ANSWER: Zero times.
QUESTION: How often is Jesus mentioned in the Constitution?
ANSWER: Zero times.
November 11, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Christian Nationalists:
QUESTION: How often is Jesus mentioned in the Constitution?
ANSWER: Zero times.
QUESTION: How often is Jesus mentioned in the Constitution?
ANSWER: Zero times.
Had a pleasant phone call from a nice lady at the Hospice. They call you at intervals to check on how you are doing. All pretty much boilerplate stuff, & I know the drill, having worked in a hospice. I asked why none of their literature mentioned "Widow's Fire". She had never heard of it... 1/3
November 11, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Had a pleasant phone call from a nice lady at the Hospice. They call you at intervals to check on how you are doing. All pretty much boilerplate stuff, & I know the drill, having worked in a hospice. I asked why none of their literature mentioned "Widow's Fire". She had never heard of it... 1/3
Bureaucratic red tape be damned! The box containing copies of Mac's new book is being held in Customs pending receipt of his Customs Number. He has no Customs Number. He is dead. I am to be charged storage for every day they hold these books. I have applied for a Customs Number ... 1/2
November 11, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Bureaucratic red tape be damned! The box containing copies of Mac's new book is being held in Customs pending receipt of his Customs Number. He has no Customs Number. He is dead. I am to be charged storage for every day they hold these books. I have applied for a Customs Number ... 1/2
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The late great Hannibal Lecter is trying to watch his figure
November 10, 2025 at 10:11 PM
The late great Hannibal Lecter is trying to watch his figure
Gasteruption jaculator? Super long ovipositor? Wouldn't surprise me if this bug had an OnlyFans account.
My, what a long ovipositor you've got .
it also has a very excellent latin name - Gasteruption jaculator
it has a very, very long ovipositor for laying eggs in the nests of solitary bees and wasps
it also has a very excellent latin name - Gasteruption jaculator
it has a very, very long ovipositor for laying eggs in the nests of solitary bees and wasps
November 10, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Gasteruption jaculator? Super long ovipositor? Wouldn't surprise me if this bug had an OnlyFans account.
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it was like Pompeii for the Ivy people
some were trying to escape,
others embracing,
a kissing couple,
this one was caught in the act of climbing over a wall.
some were trying to escape,
others embracing,
a kissing couple,
this one was caught in the act of climbing over a wall.
August 7, 2025 at 8:32 AM
it was like Pompeii for the Ivy people
some were trying to escape,
others embracing,
a kissing couple,
this one was caught in the act of climbing over a wall.
some were trying to escape,
others embracing,
a kissing couple,
this one was caught in the act of climbing over a wall.
How long has she been in Congress? How gullible can one get?
Shaheen: "We've heard from a number of our colleagues on the other side of the aisle that they're willing to come to the table, they're willing to work with us once the govt is open to get this done. We've heard the same thing from the White House. So now we'll see if they're really gonna work w/us"
November 10, 2025 at 9:06 PM
How long has she been in Congress? How gullible can one get?
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Gutted by the Dems caving after the blue-wave wins of last week? Sick & tired of us snatching defeat from the jaws of victory? I hear you! Might I suggest you calm yourself, relax, take a deep, cleansing breath... then see if this photo of 2 pandas cuddling is of any help.
November 10, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Gutted by the Dems caving after the blue-wave wins of last week? Sick & tired of us snatching defeat from the jaws of victory? I hear you! Might I suggest you calm yourself, relax, take a deep, cleansing breath... then see if this photo of 2 pandas cuddling is of any help.
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Cannot believe how quickly these feckless cowards squandered all of last week’s gains and spat in the faces of their base.
As a result of their own actions, they’ve gone from having limited options to having *no* options.
Worthless, every one of them.
As a result of their own actions, they’ve gone from having limited options to having *no* options.
Worthless, every one of them.
November 10, 2025 at 9:11 AM
Cannot believe how quickly these feckless cowards squandered all of last week’s gains and spat in the faces of their base.
As a result of their own actions, they’ve gone from having limited options to having *no* options.
Worthless, every one of them.
As a result of their own actions, they’ve gone from having limited options to having *no* options.
Worthless, every one of them.
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This is discrimination against impatient people
June 19, 2025 at 2:20 PM
This is discrimination against impatient people
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Evergreen post.
November 10, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Evergreen post.
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How long till we learn American, United & Delta worked the phones on Senate Dems?
November 10, 2025 at 4:41 AM
How long till we learn American, United & Delta worked the phones on Senate Dems?
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Let me know when you see it.
November 10, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Let me know when you see it.
I know, right?
November 10, 2025 at 4:12 AM
I know, right?
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Chris Murphy: "There will be pretty substantial damage to a Dem brand that has been rehabilitated if on the heels of an election in which the people told us to keep fighting, we immediately stop... if we surrender without having gotten anything, I worry it'll be hard to get them back up off the mat"
November 7, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Chris Murphy: "There will be pretty substantial damage to a Dem brand that has been rehabilitated if on the heels of an election in which the people told us to keep fighting, we immediately stop... if we surrender without having gotten anything, I worry it'll be hard to get them back up off the mat"
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This is BRUTAL.
Trump LOUDLY BOOED at the Commanders game.
America lets him know exactly how they feel — to his face.
Trump LOUDLY BOOED at the Commanders game.
America lets him know exactly how they feel — to his face.
November 9, 2025 at 11:07 PM
This is BRUTAL.
Trump LOUDLY BOOED at the Commanders game.
America lets him know exactly how they feel — to his face.
Trump LOUDLY BOOED at the Commanders game.
America lets him know exactly how they feel — to his face.
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“I want you to understand what it is like to live in Chicago during this time.”
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November 9, 2025 at 5:26 PM
“I want you to understand what it is like to live in Chicago during this time.”
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